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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

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Episodes

530: The War on Children

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for one of the most bigoted screeds we've ever suffered through. --- Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes ...

Oct 28, 20252 hr 16 minEp. 530

529: The Suckling

This week, Bryan and Dave from the Bring Me the Axe podcast return for a review of The Suckling ; one of the least fun movies we've ever watched. Hear more from Bryan and Dave on Bring Me the Axe . If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of...

Oct 21, 20251 hr 45 minEp. 529

528: The Conjuring: Last Rites

This week, we continue the Spooktacular with guest masochists Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance and a theater visit to see the latest in the inexhaustible Conjuring franchise. --- Check out more from Katie and Allen on Werewolf Ambulance If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme musi...

Oct 14, 20252 hr 3 minEp. 528

527: House (2008)

This week, Amanda Jane Stern joins the guys for an atheist review of House (2008) , the story of a hotel. Not a house. And it's haunted or something, but the movie's name makes no sense at all and that's the real issue here. Check Out Amanda's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-be-crazy/id1450793937 Or check out her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amandajanestern/?hl=en If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patre...

Oct 07, 20252 hr 2 minEp. 527

526: Mindreader

This week, the gang is live in New Orleans, breaking down the latest offering from the Christiano brothers. Or... the one Christiano brother. Not sure if they're bickering or if this script was too weak to pique Dave's interest, but we're only getting half the team this time. And we learn that it's apparently possible to be half as good as a normal Christiano Brothers movie. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreo...

Sep 29, 20251 hr 51 minEp. 526

525: Day of Defense

We're joined by Rebecca and Landon from the Mormonish Podcast for a review of Day of Defense. --- Check out more from Rebecca and Landon HERE . --- This episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile and Greenlight. Use the links below to help support the show and get some deals. mintmobile.com/gam greenlight.com/awful --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: patreon.com/GodAwful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Sk...

Sep 23, 20251 hr 45 minEp. 525

524: Starship Troopers 3: Marauders

This week, Ursa and Aaron from Philosophers in Space join us in convincing you that Starship Troopers 3 is too a Christian movie. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- Come see us live in New Orleans on September 27th! Hear more from Aaron and Ursa on Philosophers In Space If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patr...

Sep 16, 20251 hr 57 minEp. 524

523: Urine Good Health

This week, Dr. Alice and Marsh from the Skeptics with a K podcast deeply regret agreeing to do another episode without checking to see what movie they'd be reviewing first. Check out more from Dr. Alice on Skeptics with a K Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience . Come see us live in New Orleans on September 27th! If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out...

Sep 09, 20251 hr 25 minEp. 523

522: The Buttercream Gang

This episode dives into a hilariously bad Christian children's film, The Buttercream Gang, exposing its problematic themes of class privilege, sexism, and questionable morals disguised as wholesome entertainment. The hosts and guest Cara Santa Maria dissect the film's absurd plot points, thinly veiled homoerotic undertones, and the characters' bizarre interpretations of morality, all while navigating comical tangents and ad reads. They explore how the movie inadvertently champions enabling bad behavior and the challenges of finding true humor in such a flawed production.

Sep 02, 20251 hr 55 minEp. 522

521: God of Wonders

This week, Heath and Noah tackle a Christian documentary that makes the argument "Just look at the X!" over and over again while making it ever clearer that the producer wrestles with sinful thoughts about birds. --- Come see us live in New Orleans on September 27th! If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&...

Aug 26, 20251 hr 28 minEp. 521

520: A Day of Judgment

We're joined by Dave and Bryan from the "BRING ME THE AXE" horror podcast for a review of A Day of Judgment. --- Check out more from Dave and Bryan here: BringMeTheAxe.com --- This episode is sponsored by Greenlight, Mint Mobile, and BetterHelp. Use the links below to help support the show and get some deals. greenlight.com/awful mintmobile.com/gam betterhelp.com/awful --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: patreon.com/God...

Aug 19, 20251 hr 42 minEp. 520

519: True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis

Join the hosts as they break down the unbelievably terrible film "True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis," a psychodrama produced by the Unarius cult. The discussion covers the cult's strange beliefs, including past-life therapy and alien visitations, all brought to life with hilariously bad costumes, endless monologues, and amateur production mishaps. Discover why a cult that hasn't murdered anyone can still be incredibly boring.

Aug 12, 20251 hr 20 minEp. 519

518: Early Warning

The hosts and guest Paul from 'That Aged Well' podcast dissect the 1981 Christian apocalypse film 'Early Warning.' They comically analyze its incoherent plot, bizarre shifts in tone, outdated pseudoscience, and questionable production choices, including a truly unforgettable pair of yellow turtlenecks worn by villains. The discussion highlights the film's unintentional humor and frustrating narrative decisions, ultimately concluding with a critique of its nonsensical ending.

Aug 05, 20251 hr 55 minEp. 518

517: Emma Smith: My Story

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Emma Smith: My Story . It's the story of how you're actually allowed to pretend whatever history you want. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d l...

Jul 29, 20251 hr 28 minEp. 517

516: Leap: A Tale of the Last Days

This week, we break down the long awaited capper to the Leap trilogy live from Cleveland, Ohio. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.fac...

Jul 22, 20252 hr 17 minEp. 516

515: Mary: Mother of Jesus

This week, Dan and Dan from Data Over Dogma join us for to review Mary: Mother of Jesus , a movie with the same approximate attention to historicity as the Muppet Christmas Carol. --- Hear more from Cool Dan on Thank God I’m Atheist and Data Over Dogma Find more of Smart Dan on Data Over Dogma and his TikTok Channel , or check out his book . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our o...

Jul 15, 20252 hr 21 minEp. 515

514: Animated Book of Mormon, Episodes 3 and 8

This week, Cara Santa Maria relives her childhood trauma at the hands of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. But in cartoon form. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evi...

Jul 08, 20251 hr 23 minEp. 514

513: Gay Rights, Special Rights

This week, Uncle Mark (formerly of The How To Heretic ) makes his triumphant return to the show to help us break down bigotry time-capsule Gay Rights, Special Rights . It's the story of how equality is a zero sum game. === If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and perf...

Jul 01, 20251 hr 57 minEp. 513

512: Summertime Christmas

This week, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for a review of the pro-child abuse Christmas movie, Summertime Christmas . And if you don't believe me, I get it. I'm just a blurb. But that's really what we watched. Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke and Gavel Gavel Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our oth...

Jun 24, 20251 hr 47 minEp. 512

511: Praise Band

This week, guest masochist Ryan Bailey joins us to review Praise Band , the story of absolutely nothing. But at least there's constant Christian music though. --- Check out more from Ryan on his show, So Bad It's Good . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and per...

Jun 17, 20251 hr 58 minEp. 511

510: Fire by Nite Episode 6 - Facing the Future

This week, new guest masochists Janice Lagata and Melanie Kleimola from the Bad Words podcast learn about the comedy stylings of "Fire by Nite," the bowl-cut of comedy stylings. --- Hear Janice and Melanie review Christian books on Bad Words . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme ...

Jun 10, 20252 hr 15 minEp. 510

509: Wraith

This week, we inaugurate a new guest masochist. Sammy Smart from the Too Scary; Didn't Watch podcast joins us for one of the least scary horror movies to ever exist. Wraith is the story of people hearing creepy sounds in the night and getting up to see what they were. That and a hilariously stupid ending that you can see coming from a runtime away is all this film has to offer. --- Hear more from Sammy on Too Scary; Didn’t Watch , or follow the show on Instagram --- If you’d like to make a per e...

Jun 03, 20252 hr 8 minEp. 509

508: Bigfoot Blood on the Farm

Live from Portland, the hosts dissect the absurdity of the Christian film "Bigfoot Blood on the Farm" by the infamous Wright family. They cover the bizarre plot points, questionable filmmaking choices, confusing closed captions, questionable parenting moments depicted, and the ridiculous Bigfoot costumes, punctuated by audience interaction and tangents.

May 27, 20251 hr 57 minEp. 508

507: Acquitted by Faith

This week, the hosts of the Too Many Tabs podcast join us for a movie about how surprisingly cool God is when it comes to texting and driving. --- Check out Too Many Tabs here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-many-tabs-with-pearlmania500/id1667191441 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D M...

May 20, 20252 hr 12 minEp. 507

506: The Coddling of the American Mind

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to review The Coddling of the American Mind , a movie about the dangers of inclusivity that argues for their anti-inclusivity voices to be included. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music i...

May 13, 20252 hr 2 minEp. 506

505: Fury to Freedom

This week, Kara Griffin from Recovering From Religion's RFRX Podcast joins us to review the 1985 biopic about a terrible, abusive man who, through the power of Christ, turned into a terrible, abusive pastor. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- Hear more from Kara on Recovering From Religion's podcast, RFRX: https://www.recoveringfromreligion.org/rfrx --- If you’d like to make a per episode...

May 06, 20252 hr 5 minEp. 505

504: Night Cries

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a movie that asks the important questions, like "can the soul of a miscarried fetus trapped in a doll defeat a Canadian improv artist's gang of hat-themed henchmen before they're overrun by afterlife forest demons?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Need...

Apr 29, 20251 hr 42 minEp. 504

503: The Car

We're joined by Michael Marshall for a review of the seminal work in the genre of 1970s demonic vehicle Christian cinema...THE CAR. --- Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and The Know Rogan Experience podcasts. Learn more about the final QED here: https://qedcon.org/ --- This episode is sponsored by Rocket Money and Mint Mobile. Use the links below to help support the show and get some deals. rocketmoney.com/AwfulMovies mintmobile.com/GAM --- If you’d like to make a per episode donat...

Apr 22, 20251 hr 41 minEp. 503

502: Terrain

This week, Dr. Alice Howarth joins us for a skeptical review of Terrain , the story of how germs aren't real and therefore neither is the rest of science. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- Check out more from Dr. Alice on Skeptics with a K Learn more about the final QED here: https://qedcon.org/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check...

Apr 15, 20252 hr 1 minEp. 502

501: The Second Coming

This week, Seth Andrews of the Thinking Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of The Second Coming , the final film of GAM legend Ron Ormond. --- Check out more from Seth on The Thinking Atheist and True Stories with Seth Andrews . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme mus...

Apr 08, 20252 hr 8 minEp. 501
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