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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

Episodes

352: Mountain Top

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of Mountain Top , the story of a lawyer turned pastor turned lawyer helping a man with dementia convince himself to always do what the voices in his head tell him to do. Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat ...

May 17, 20222 hr 51 minEp. 352

351: Journey to Hell - Live from Toronto

This week, the guys hit the stage for the first time in years for an atheist review of Journey to Hell , the story of a genocidal maniac burning in the eternal fires of hell and the movie expecting us to feel sorry for him or something. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music i...

May 10, 20222 hr 50 minEp. 351

350: Rigged

This week, Maggie Mae Fish joins us for a review of Rigged ... and yes, there's more to the title, but I fear social media sites will ding people who try to share this episode if I spell it out. Suffice to say it was first screened at Mar-a-Lago, so I think you can guess what the movie is saying was "rigged." --- Hear more from Maggie on her YouTube channel . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawf...

May 03, 20222 hr 36 minEp. 350

349: Father Stu

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Father Stu , the story of a guy who never had anything particularly interesting happen to him, decided to become a priest, then died. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil G...

Apr 26, 20222 hr 35 minEp. 349

348: The Wednesday Morning Breakfast Club

This week, we watch old people eat. --- Get tickets for our live show in Toronto here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-toronto-tickets-294592011637 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If y...

Apr 19, 20221 hr 26 minEp. 348

347: Redemption Way

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redemption Way , the story of a Christian woman being horribly inconvenienced by the impending death of her irreligious friend. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Our theme mus...

Apr 12, 20222 hr 55 minEp. 347

346: Eat the Sun

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for Eat the Sun , a documentary that asks if people really need to eat food and avoid staring directly into the sun. Because there's no question with an obvious enough answer when you're a nutter. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more from ...

Apr 05, 20222 hr 32 minEp. 346

345: Buying Time

This week, we team up for an atheist review of Buying Time , the story of cars revving their engines, mostly. Also some heavy handed Jesus stuff and the occasional random GOP talking point. --- Get tickets to see us in Toronto here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-toronto-tickets-294592011637 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist...

Mar 29, 20222 hr 39 minEp. 345

344: !Hero: The Rock Opera

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of !Hero: The Rock Opera , that asks the oft asked question "What if the Jesus myth happened in modern day America?" and answers it with all the uninspired gimmicks we've come to expect. But way more rap. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Check out our other shows, The Scathing Athe...

Mar 22, 20222 hr 35 minEp. 344

343: The Chosen

This week, guest masochist Emma Thorne joins us for an atheist review of the 1978 film The Chosen . It's the story of Kirk Douglas's wang flopping around and all the stuff on either side of that sort of fades from memory. --- Check out more of Emma's stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/c/EmmaThorneVideos --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The...

Mar 15, 20222 hr 50 minEp. 343

342: The 6th Day

This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli and Heath for a skeptical review of the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic cloning philosophy action thriller The 6th Day . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more Thomas Smith on Opening Arguments and Serious Inquiries Only Our theme music is writte...

Mar 08, 20222 hr 56 minEp. 342

341: Level

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of the flat-earth documentary Level , the story of what the people who aren't thinking are thinking. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is writt...

Mar 01, 20222 hr 46 minEp. 341

340: Redeeming Love

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Redeeming Love , the story of a woman being traumatized for two hours while some Christian guy keeps forgiving her for being the victim of crimes. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&...

Feb 22, 20222 hr 54 minEp. 340

339: Atlas Shrugged Part III: Who is John Galt?

This week, Cecil joins us to roast review the third and final installment of the Atlas Shrugged movie trilogy. You MUST be wondering how bad the kompromat is that we're using to blackmail him into doing ALL THREE of these movies. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more from Ceci...

Feb 15, 20222 hr 59 minEp. 339

338: Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike

This week, Cecil joins us for a movie that asks "what if all the bosses went on strike?", and then, upon realizing that it would be awesome literally no matter how you measure it, added "...and set all their stuff on fire on the way out?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more ...

Feb 08, 20222 hr 59 minEp. 338

337: Atlas Shrugged, Part One

This week, we step away from religious cinema, but not away from nonsensical fantasies that can only perpetuate themselves through cultish reinforcement and a willing suspension of logic. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance and Season Liber...

Feb 01, 20222 hr 57 minEp. 337

336: American Underdog

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of American Underdog , the story of American football legend Kurt Warner before he was a legend -- or, in fact, did any interesting thing whatsoever. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan ...

Jan 25, 20222 hr 53 minEp. 336

335: Prayer Never Fails

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Prayer Never Fails , the story of ... prayer repeatedly failing. Both on screen and off. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to he...

Jan 18, 20222 hr 58 minEp. 335

334: Grace of God

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Grace of God , the story of a thirty grand being stolen from a church, and the congregation's desperate attempt not to figure out who did it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Ske...

Jan 11, 20222 hr 4 minEp. 334

333: Vindication Episode 2

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Vindication, episode 2. In this Pureflix original drama, Detective Travis spends most of his time barking up the wrong tree and then solves the case with the same kind of blind happenstance we associate with Inspector Gadget. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Need...

Jan 04, 20221 hr 18 minEp. 333

332: A Karate Christmas Miracle

This week, we get a bit of bonus "tacular" with an atheist review of A Karate Christmas Miracle , the story of ... actually, I have no idea. We spend an hour and forty-five minutes trying to sort that out in the review and never quite get there. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our them...

Dec 28, 20212 hr 44 minEp. 332

331: An American Carol

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of An American Carol , the story of the least talented third of Abrams, Zucker, and Zucker winning a shower argument with his liberal niece. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Ev...

Dec 21, 20212 hr 40 minEp. 331

330: The Laws of the Universe Part 0

This week, Dan and Jordan from the Knowledge Fight podcast join us for another foray into the animated insanity of the Happy Science Cult. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evi...

Dec 14, 20212 hr 58 minEp. 330

329: Demolition Man

This week, the guys team up for a review of Demolition Man, a movie that doesn't really hit the "god" or "awful" part of our title. Because apparently this is what Heath and Eli really wanted for Christmas. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Rya...

Dec 07, 20212 hr 45 minEp. 329

328: Full Court Miracle

This week it's a Hanukah-tacular (and our third sports movie in a row) with special guest Rachel Wax. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://w...

Nov 30, 20212 hrEp. 328

327: The Favorite

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Favorite , the story of a guy writing a script immediately after getting a traumatic brain injury and nobody having the heart to tell him to maybe give it two months and try again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our the...

Nov 23, 20212 hrEp. 327

326: Hoovey

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins the guys for an atheist review of Hoovey , the story of careless parents endangering their child for no discernable reason, and then selling that negligence as a feel good story. --- Learn all about Vulgarity for Charity here: https://scathingatheist.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citati...

Nov 16, 20212 hr 51 minEp. 326

325: Newsboys Under the Bigtop

This week, Anna joins us for an atheist review of Newsboys: Under the Bigtop , the story of a bunch of Christian music artists trying to guess what an acid trip is like. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . You can find Anna's album here . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Sl...

Nov 09, 20212 hr 35 minEp. 325

324: Finding Jesus

This week, Michael Marshall joins the guys for an atheist review of Finding Jesus , the story of stagnant fish with frozen expressions say increasingly disturbing Jesus words at you until the credits. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slot...

Nov 02, 20212 hr 38 minEp. 324

323: Bless the Child

This week, Cara joins the guys for an atheist review of Bless the Child , the story of how in 2001 it was apparently okay to still use "autism as Satan powers" in your movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Our theme music is written a...

Oct 26, 20212 hr 59 minEp. 323