This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Father, Son, and Holy Moses", the story of a Christian improv class with a camera saying "You know what's funny? Jews." --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If...
Jul 02, 2019•59 min•Ep. 202
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "How Rare a Possession", the story of the world's third least rare possession, which somehow manages to be its least valuable. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our othe...
Jun 25, 2019•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 201
This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "The Best Two Years", the story of four Mormon missionaries being too naive to realize they're being taken advantage of and having a terrible life. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Pag...
Jun 18, 2019•2 hr 48 min•Ep. 200
This week, Mormon Movie Month continues with an early Anne Hathaway role that I bet Anne wishes she could take back. It's the story of a Mormon missionary who doesn't get that colonialism was a bad thing, and a bunch of movie makers who didn't realize that either, even though the movie was made in this century. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes o...
Jun 11, 2019•2 hr 50 min•Ep. 199
This week, guest masochist Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to discuss the revisionist history of the Mormon church, as told by Mormons to children who aren't allowed to use Google. --- Hear more from Bryce here: https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, ch...
Jun 04, 2019•2 hr 37 min•Ep. 198
On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Abby", the 1974 Blaxploitation remake of the exorcist that, despite having a sex demon in it, was not called the sexorcist. That being said, we'll have very little else to complain about as we review this absolute masterpiece. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to ...
May 28, 2019•2 hr 37 min•Ep. 197
This week, guest masochists Thomas and Aaron from the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about alien abduction, and whether or not that thing the aliens keep sticking in people's butts might be a demon penis. Check out Philosophers in Space here: https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to he...
May 21, 2019•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 196
On this week's episode, we respond to the fans that have been asking for another secular review since we dropped our Patron-only review of The Core last December. So this week, we review the arm-wrestling, trucking, father and son reunion classic, "Over the Top." If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Fa...
May 14, 2019•2 hr 44 min•Ep. 195
This week, Andrew Torrez from the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer"; the story of a movie 'based on a true story' that start lying before the title is over. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www....
May 07, 2019•2 hr 59 min•Ep. 194
This week, we team up for an atheist review of "The Fool", the story of Ray Comfort desperately trying to revise history in such a way that he's been in on the joke the whole time. It turns out we've been laughing WITH him this whole time. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www...
Apr 30, 2019•2 hr 41 min•Ep. 193
This week, we team up live in Cincinnati, Ohio from the American Atheist Conference for an atheist review of "Breakthrough", the story of god deciding not to kill one of the hundred of thousands of children he drowns every year. It's like watching the Noah story backwards. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check ou...
Apr 23, 2019•2 hr 40 min•Ep. 192
On this week's episode, we do last week's episode again but dumber. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d ...
Apr 16, 2019•2 hr 45 min•Ep. 191
This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the true shape of the earth, and the people that don't want you to know about it. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music...
Apr 09, 2019•2 hr 6 min•Ep. 190
On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Unplanned", the story of how Planned Parenthood secretly juggles the aborted fetuses after close, and the brave woman who had the guts to tell the truth* *Truth not included. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnic...
Apr 02, 2019•2 hr 15 min•Ep. 189
With some help from Andrew Torrez, we team up for a review of "Dead Man Rising", and learn all about how the death penalty is super duper harsh if you're an atheist. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written ...
Mar 26, 2019•2 hr 51 min•Ep. 188
Live from Denver, Colorado, the guys team up for a review of "Reefer Madness", the 1938 cult classic about weed causing you to drive really fast and murder people. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written an...
Mar 19, 2019•2 hr 41 min•Ep. 187
On this week's episode, Mike from The Projection Booth podcast joins us to break down Dinesh D'Souza's "Death of a Nation"; the story of an appreciative pardon recipient trying desperately to put the "not" in "Nazi". Check out The Projection Booth podcast here: http://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d ...
Mar 12, 2019•2 hr 55 min•Ep. 186
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The R.I.O.T." Also known as "Wrist Control: The Musical." Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraff...
Mar 05, 2019•2 hr 58 min•Ep. 185
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Run the Race", the story of two young brothers fighting over who has to be the protagonist. It's a conflict we all lose. Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check ou...
Feb 26, 2019•2 hr 50 min•Ep. 184
This week, guest masochist Matt Donnelly joins us for an atheist review of "The Missing Christians", the story of a story of a dream of a story, but with really bad hairdos. If you'd like to hear more from Matt; check out his show here: https://heyscoops.com/ Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and perf...
Feb 19, 2019•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 183
This week, we find a guest masochist so masochistic she married Eli; and she joins us for a Valentine's double-feature where we break down "The First Valentine", the story of pedophilia not being as uncomfortable to movie goers in the 60s, and "Love is for the Byrds", the tale of misogyny writing a movie. To come see us live in Denver, click here . To hear some of Anna's music, click here . If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful ...
Feb 12, 2019•2 hr 41 min•Ep. 182
This week, guest masochist Aaron Rabi joins us for a discussion of "The Laws of Eternity"; the product of a spectacularly weird Japanese cult that seems to be equal parts Buddhism, fevered mushroom trip, and Ultraman. Hear more from Aaron on Embrace the Void and Philosophers in Space See us live in Denver on March 9th. Click here for ticket info . If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by ...
Feb 05, 2019•2 hr•Ep. 181
This week, we're joined by guest masochists Mark and Dan from the How to Heretic for an atheist review of "Silence"; a film that proves that even Martin Scorsese can't make a good movie when it has to be Christian. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffe...
Jan 29, 2019•2 hr 55 min•Ep. 180
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "One More Round", which its makers describe as "Basically, the Christian version of Rocky"; in what be the most unwarranted confidence of all time. Check out Thomas's cornucopia of shows: Opening Arguments Serious Inquiries Only Philosophers in Space Comedy Shoeshine If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Gi...
Jan 22, 2019•2 hr 53 min•Ep. 179
This week, we offer up an atheist review of "Science, Falsely So Called", the movie where an uneducated, gullible, indoctrinated zealot explains how stupid Stephen Hawking is. Literally. And he does so with the help of a convicted felon and a man banned from at least three countries for inciting violence against minorities. It is, at once, the high and low point of our show. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music ...
Jan 15, 2019•2 hr 37 min•Ep. 178
This week, we team up for an atheist review of My First Miracle, the story of childhood cancer being all the proof you need that god loves us. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out the...
Jan 08, 2019•2 hr 2 min•Ep. 177
This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wide Awake", the story of a title desperately trying to get people to remain conscious despite how boring the movie is. (Note: Due to Eli's difficulty with days and stuff, we're not reviewing "My First Miracle" until next week, so if you watched that one in advance of the episode, our sincerest apologies.) Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to m...
Jan 01, 2019•2 hr 32 min•Ep. 176
This week, we team up for an atheist review of Christmas Shoes, the story of footwear and Rob Lowe's sad, sad decline. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https:...
Dec 25, 2018•2 hr 53 min•Ep. 175
Every month, we record a special bonus episode for our patrons. But since this is a season marked by giving, we thought we'd share last month's bonus episode with everyone. Enjoy! And if you'd like a secular bonus every month (as well as the other 29 we've already recorded) you can get access to all of them by supporting us on Patreon here .
Dec 21, 2018•2 hr 11 min
This week we team up for an atheist review of "Joseph and Mary", the story of a set decorator racking up preferred customer points at a Bed Bath and Beyond and saying "Trust me, this is what ancient Israel looked like" until everyone believed them. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is ...
Dec 18, 2018•2 hr 45 min•Ep. 174
