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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

Episodes

260: Fire by Nite Episode 3

This week Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "Fire by Nite", the Christian version of Saturday Night Live without all the sex, alcohol, and references to staying up late and possibly missing church. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by...

Aug 11, 20202 hr 45 minEp. 260

259: Out of Shadows

This week, the guys team up for a skeptical review of "Out of Shadows", the story about how the CIA did... something. And it was bad. And it involved pizza, and John Podesta's emails, and Disneyland. It really isn't clear. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and ...

Aug 04, 20202 hr 30 minEp. 259

258: Down to Earth, Episode 2: France

On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Zac Efron's pseudoscience Netflix series, Down to Earth . We watched episode 2, entitled "France." --------------------- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com --------------------- If you’d like to make a per...

Jul 28, 20201 hr 16 minEp. 258

257: Heaven's War

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Heaven's War, the story of all the movie plots ever conceived being thrown together in a blender and then poured over a bunch of grown men playing swords. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ry...

Jul 21, 20202 hr 45 minEp. 257

256: Transformed

This week, our lives peak with our review of Transformed, the story of a kung fu pastor cleaning up the drug problem in her town with the help of Mr. Wrist Control himself, George Dilman. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil ...

Jul 14, 20202 hr 46 minEp. 256

255: Geronimo

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Geronimo, the story of a depressed teen and all the people with way more problems in their lives that set those aside for a minute to deal with his stuff. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ry...

Jul 07, 20201 hr 29 minEp. 255

254: Mr. Krueger's Christmas

This week, Eli returns for an atheist review of "Mr. Krueger's Christmas", the story of Heath in thirty years, except he's Christian in this one. And Jimmy Stewart. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If yo...

Jun 30, 20201 hrEp. 254

253: The Cokeville Miracle

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Cokeville Miracle ; a movie that will try to sell the bombing of an elementary school as a miracle, even though the only miraculous thing is that we managed to find jokes to tell about it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus ....

Jun 23, 20202 hr 54 minEp. 253

252: Pornography: The Great Lie

This week, guest masochist Moishe joins us for an atheist review of Mormon anti-porn propaganda about how looking at naked pictures can steal your soul away and turn you into a criminal. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil G...

Jun 16, 20201 hr 22 minEp. 252

251: One Man's Treasure

On this week’s episode: We team up with Uncle Mark, Uncle Dan, and Uncle Doug from The How-To Heretic for a review of One Man's Treasure. If you loved National Treasure 2 , but you missed the logical deductions of Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day , you will love this movie. --------------------- Check out Uncle Mark, Uncle Dan, and Uncle Doug on The How-To Heretic podcast here: https://howtoheretic.com/ Follow them on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/howtoheretic --------------------- Get grea...

Jun 09, 20202 hr 45 minEp. 251

250: The Avenging Angel

On this week's episode, Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to kick off Mormon Movie Month with a film about... a bunch of stuff we had to bring Bryce on to explain to us. --- You can hear more from Bryce here: https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&...

Jun 02, 20202 hr 52 minEp. 250

249: Extreme Days

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "Extreme Days", the story of a bunch of montages linked together by smaller montages and, on rare occasions, dialogue. --- Hear more from Thomas Smith on Serious Inquiries Only , Opening Arguments , and Philosophers in Space --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation ...

May 26, 20202 hr 56 minEp. 249

248: Gam248 Plandemic

This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down one of the deadliest movies we've ever reviewed, Plandemic. It's the story of how to get kicked off of YouTube for profit, as long as you don't mind amassing a body count along the way. --- Check Marsh out on Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticra...

May 19, 20202 hr 35 minEp. 248

247: Signs

On this week's episode, we finally get around to one of our most requested films of all time, M. Night Shyamalan's disastrous "Signs", the story of a much more interesting movie happening off camera. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. I...

May 12, 20202 hr 39 minEp. 247

246: Assassin 33 A.D.

On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath combine forces with stand-up comedian Johnny Taylor to review Assassin 33 AD , a movie about Islamic extremists using time travel to kill Jesus Christ and stop Christianity from ever happening. --------------------- You can find Johnny Taylor on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/hipsterocracy --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors: https://forhims.com/gam https://boxofawesome.com (and enter promo code AWF...

May 05, 20202 hr 58 minEp. 246

245: Alison's Choice

On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath combine forces with veteran guest masochist, science communicator, producer, journalist, podcaster, television host, neuroscientist, and prank war target Cara Santa Maria to review the anti-choice propaganda movie Alison's Choice . --------------------- You can find Cara on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/CaraSantaMaria Check out Cara's podcast here: Talk Nerdy --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our spons...

Apr 28, 20202 hr 50 minEp. 245

244: The Great Culling: Our Water

On this week’s episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath combine forces in the form of fluoride to review the self-proclaimed documentary The Great Culling: Our Water . --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors: https://forhims.com/gam https://boxofawesome.com (and enter promo code AWFUL at checkout) h...

Apr 21, 20202 hr 37 minEp. 244

243: The Adventures of Chris Fable

On this week’s episode: Eli, Noah, and Heath team up with special guest masochist Caitlin Durante for a review of The Adventures of Chris Fable . --------------------- You can find Caitlin Durante on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/caitlindurante Check out Caitlin's podcast The Bechdel Cast here: https://twitter.com/BechdelCast --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors: https://boxofawesome.com (and enter promo code AWFUL at checkout) https://...

Apr 14, 20202 hr 1 minEp. 243

242: Ambushed!

This week, Dudley Dumpling takes us on an Old West Adventure where we learn the importance of loving Jesus, quick before you get shot and killed while a puppet looks on in horror. It's a weird show. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If...

Apr 07, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 242

241: Sodom and Gomorrah (1962)

On this week's episode, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Sodom and Gomorrah, the story of whatever the screenwriters decided they wanted to put there, since the biblical account is about nine sentences long and this movie ignores all but two of them. --- Check out Thomas's shows Opening Arguments , Serious Inquiries Only , and Philosophers in Space . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other sho...

Mar 31, 20202 hr 54 minEp. 241

240: Prayer of the Rollerboys

On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with Michael Marshall for a review of the post-apocalyptic rollerblading-themed eugenics cult movie Prayer of the Rollerboys. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors: https://adamandeve.com (and enter promo code AWFUL) https://mejuri.com/awful ...

Mar 24, 20202 hr 42 minEp. 240

239: Sons of Thunder, Episode 1

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Sons of Thunder", a series from Pureflix that imagines what would happen if them folks on Sons of Anarchy would just talk out their differences now and again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick o...

Mar 17, 20201 hr 23 minEp. 239

238: Jerusalem Countdown

This week we dive back into David AR White's filmography for an atheist review of Jerusalem Countdown. We'll experience yet another cinematic rapture, but not before we wind out way through the most convoluted plot since the Bible. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.fac...

Mar 10, 20202 hr 54 minEp. 238

237: The Goop Lab: Are You Intuit?

This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down Gwenyth Paltrow's new series on Netflix, specifically the episode on psychics and mediums. So listen in as four skeptics (one a professional magician) show you what Gwenny's been keeping up her sleeve. --- Check out Marsh's other podcasts, Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of ...

Mar 03, 20201 hr 27 minEp. 237

236: The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde LIVE from Los Angeles

This week, the guys take the stage in Hollywood, California for an atheist review of "The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde." It's the story of Mike Norris wanting to do a post-apocalypse movie without actually nailing down what kind of apocalypse he was doing. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Faceboo...

Feb 25, 20202 hr 43 minEp. 236

235: Belle and the Beast

This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "Belle and the Beast"... or something like that. The movie changes titles more often than most. But it's the story of a petulant two year old being a full grown man and a woman falling in love with him for no reason but the fact that she's the love interest. Hear more from Anna here: https://www.annabosnick.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Ou...

Feb 18, 20202 hr 2 minEp. 235

234: GAM234 Sing Over Me

On this week's episode, comedian Patrick Davis joins us for an atheist review of "Sing Over Me", a documentary about an evangelical hymn writer and his lifelong struggle with trying to maintain his homophobia and his homosexuality in equal measures.--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page...

Feb 11, 20202 hr 47 minEp. 234

233: The Goop Lab Ep5: The Energy Experience

On this week’s episode, Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Gwyneth Paltrow's new Netflix show, The Goop Lab. We watched episode 5, entitled "The Energy Experience." --------------------- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com --------------------- Get great deals whil...

Feb 04, 20201 hr 26 minEp. 233

232: The Boondock Saints

On this week’s episode, we team up for a review of The Boondock Saints, a movie which many incorrect people think they like. --- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors: https://bouqs.com/offers/awful https://www.getquip.com/ https://www.butcherbox.com/ --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.co...

Jan 28, 20202 hr 55 minEp. 232

231: Love Waits

This week, guest masochist Maggie Mae Fish joins us for an atheist review of “Love Waits”, the story of two people not having sex. Or, actually, all the characters don’t have sex. So it’s basically an abstinence orgy. --- Check out Maggie’s videos about Fireproof , I’m In Love With a Church Girl , and Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas , Or just check out her whole channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChBD4NpITiW2CzIz5GwppDA --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check u...

Jan 21, 20202 hr 13 minEp. 231