On this season finale of GoalLess... the guys discuss PSG's dismantling of Inter Milan in the Champions League final and whether or not Manchester United vs Tottenham was the worst European final of all time. Also, a look back at some of this season's best bits and our way too early 2025-26 predictions. Thanks for listening this season, see you all this fall! And always remember, of all the unimportant things in life, football is the most important! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...
Jun 03, 2025•44 min
On this episode of GoalLess… the guys try to figure out if Barcelona vs Inter was the best ever Champions League semi-final and look ahead to PSG vs Inter. Plus, Witty rants on if Tottenham or Manchester United can argue that they’ve had a better season than Arsenal, Leeds are marching on to the Premier League, and Trent Alexander Arnold gets boo’d in what could be his final (home) appearance at Anfield. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 13, 2025•57 min
On this episode of Goalless... Manchester United's epic game against Lyon in Europa League. Meanwhile, the Champions League semifinals are set after a wild day in Birmingham and a calm one in Madrid. Plus, the guys try and figure out if it's a Ray Hudsonism or a Kama Sutra position. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 21, 2025•53 min•Ep. 42
On this episode of Goalless… Declan Rice and Arsenal with their biggest win of the decade, is Harry Kane overweight? Barcelona score 4 and PSG top Aston Villa in Paris. Plus, Liverpool, 2019 title winners vs 2025 (soon to be) title winners and the guys dive into why players flourish once they leave Manchester United. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 10, 2025•59 min•Ep. 41
On this jam packed episode of Goalless… The guys ponder if OnlyFans can fix Barcelona’s financial issues, Liverpool get Merseyside Derby revenge, Arsenal loses Gabriel for the season, Aston Villa’s magical run, and a curious case of recurring injuries for Neymar. Plus, another round of club or country and so much more. Tap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 03, 2025•46 min•Ep. 40
On this episode of Goalless… Trent Alexander Arnold is (reportedly) heading to Real Madrid, the guys react to a disastrous weekend for US Soccer, and look at some of the best moments in FA Cup upset history. Plus, Eli Lesser joins to talk promotion and relegation coming to America, his LA Galaxy origins, and the best away trips in MLS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 27, 2025•46 min•Ep. 39
On this episode of Goalless… Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! The Carabao Cup final saw Newcastle lift their first trophy in 56 years, the race for top 5 is heating up, and could there be 11 English teams playing in Europe next season? Plus, the magisterial Ray Hudson joins us to talk about some of his best ever goal calls, his love of Newcastle, and working with Witty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 20, 2025•52 min•Ep. 38
On this episode of Goalless… the Champions League quarterfinals are set. Alvarez’s double kick, Liverpool’s exit, Lamine Yamal’s brilliance, and does Manchester United’s newly proposed 2.6 billion dollar stadium look like an infected nipple? Plus, Rebecca Lowe joins to talk Crystal Palace’s FA Cup run, her time on Ted Lasso, walking to school with Peter Crouch, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 14, 2025•54 min•Ep. 37
On this episode of Goalless… We’re onto the Champions League knockout stage, a “what if” starting 11, and a crazy injury in Germany. Plus, actor and comedian Jon Glaser joins us to talk about how FIFA made him a wolves fan, World Cup 94, the world’s best kits, Detroit City FC and finally, The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 07, 2025•51 min•Ep. 36
On this episode of GoalLess… a busy weekend in the Premier League, Manchester United’s cost cutting measures, a quick look ahead to next week’s Champions League, and the guys relive some hilarious drunken sports moments. Plus, comedian and actor Arturo Castro joins to talk about Guatemala, Bayern Munich, Messi, and watching PSG Barcelona in between takes of Narcos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 27, 2025•53 min•Ep. 35
On this episode of Goalless… A round up of the Champions League knockout stage, predictions for the round of 16, Villa 2 Liverpool 2, and Rafael Toloi literally and figuratively sees red. Plus, Kieran Morris joins us to tell us the story of the Honduran Maradona and his history of pranking Sky Sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 21, 2025•48 min•Ep. 34
On this episode of GoalLess… Man City vs Real Madrid, an amazing atmosphere at Celtic Park, and a Merseyside Derby for the ages. Plus Rhys Darby joins us to talk about his mom as a manager, Next Goal Wins, and we discover a new way to do the news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 14, 2025•50 min•Ep. 33
On this episode of GoalLess... the huge Man City v Arsenal match, Forrest nets a touchdown, a transfer window wrap up, the rise of the Saudi league, and a little Rihanna. Plus, sports media mogul and former President of ESPN John Skipper joins us to talk about how English lit made him a Tottenham fan, his dealings with FIFA, and so much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 06, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 32
On today’s GoalLess… a quick rundown of a WILD day of Champions League with all 18 games kicking off simultaneously, another round of club or country, Man City’s big win vs Chelsea, the worst debuts ever, and should Ange stay or go at Tottenham? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 30, 2025•50 min•Ep. 31
On this episode of GoalLess… the Lazio falconer scandal, a huge round of Champions League matches including the brilliant Benfica - Barcelona game, a wild week at Manchester City, and Christian Polanco of The Cooligans joins us to get reminded that all of Everton’s ex’s are thriving. Plus, are Manchester United and Tottenham in a relegation battle? Tap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 23, 2025•50 min•Ep. 30
On this episode of GoalLess… we’re back from break! Witty and Russell hit the ground running by talking about all the things we missed over the last few weeks. Elon Musk to buy Liverpool? How can Man City fix their run of poor results? Plus, the viral Adam Armstrong video, Russ has a new special “Live at the London Palladium” out, and we play a new game called Club or Country (Band). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 16, 2025•59 min•Ep. 29
On this episode of GoalLess... David Silva, Dunkirk, and Nut Shots. And that’s just in the first 7 minutes! We hung with John Oliver for an hour of fun to talk Accrington Stanley (who are they?!?), Bruno Fernandes, Virgil Van Dyke’s love of The Lion King, and plenty more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 02, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 28
On this episode of GoalLess… the host of SmartLess, and our boss, Will Arnett joins the show to discuss his passion football. The guys talk about Liverpool, Canada, swimming pool baptisms, sing some songs, and plenty more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 26, 2024•54 min•Ep. 27
On this episode of GoalLess… it’s the final episode of 2024! The guys discuss the best derby’s in the world, UVM’s national championship, and ponder just how low can Man City actually go? Plus, we talk to former US U17 National Team Coach Richie Williams and dive into the new Paramount+ docuseries PULISIC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 19, 2024•49 min•Ep. 26
On this episode of GoalLess… an action packed few days of Champions League, we play another round of Two Brazilians and a Lie, plus the final Witty’s Wonderkid. Tap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 12, 2024•17 min•Ep. 25
On this bonus episode of GoalLess… we recap the biggest news from the weekend, talk about the Champions League “drop zone” - how much trouble are PSG and Real Madrid in? Plus, some best bets from Mike Ryan Ruiz, and the incredible story of Junior Santos. Tap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 09, 2024•33 min•Ep. 24
On this episode of GoalLess... David Silva, Dunkirk, and Nut Shots. And that’s just in the first 7 minutes! We hung with John Oliver for an hour of fun to talk Accrington Stanley (who are they?!?), Bruno Fernandes, Virgil Van Dyke’s love of The Lion King, and plenty more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 05, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 23
On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Russell’s brother Daniel joins us right after attending Liverpool - Real Madrid. Plus, we recap the weekend in Europe, and find out who Russell made friends with down under. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 03, 2024•27 min•Ep. 22
Happy Thanksgiving from GoalLess to you! Take a listen to some of our favorite guests and moments from the first 20 episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 28, 2024•49 min•Ep. 21
On this bonus episode of GoalLess... we're back from the international break with a big weekend of news to go over and a great week of champions league to look ahead to. Peter Moore stops by to talk about his time as Liverpool CEO, Klopp hugs, and the Santa Barbara Sky. Plus, a chance to make some money with Mike Ryan Ruiz's best bets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 25, 2024•31 min•Ep. 20
On this episode of GoalLess… the host of SmartLess, and our boss, Will Arnett joins the show to discuss his passion football. The guys talk about Liverpool, Canada, swimming pool baptisms, sing some songs, and plenty more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 21, 2024•54 min•Ep. 19
On this bonus episode of GoalLess… The 2026 World Cup is turning into a Star Spangled Entertainment Spectacular. Plus, CBS Sports analyst and former Premier League player Nigel Reo-Coker joins us to talk Aston Villa, the new generation of footballers, and England’s prospects with Thomas Tuchel in charge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 18, 2024•30 min•Ep. 18
On this episode of GoalLess… Russell and Witty dive into the David Coote scandal, Gary Lineker leaving Match of the Day, and play a game with some hilarious Brazilian names. Plus, John Shin joins us to talk about Ruben Amorim, Manchester United, Victor Gyokeres, and, obviously, John Denver. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 14, 2024•44 min•Ep. 17
On this episode of GoalLess… Witty and Russell take a trip down memory lane with some super slip-ups. Mo Edu joins to talk about the USMNT, Champions League, and Inter Miami's shock playoff elimination. Plus, Mike Ryan Ruiz basks in the glory of his winning superdogs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 11, 2024•32 min•Ep. 16
On this episode of GoalLess… Russell and Witty are joined by former Liverpool great (and current Paramount+ great) Jamie Carragher. Plus, we dive into all of this week’s champions league action, including a couple of losses for European GIANTS and some strange referee moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 07, 2024•49 min•Ep. 15
