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GoalLess: A Soccer Show

SmartLess Mediawww.smartless.com
GoalLess is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful ... and hilarious. Each week, the hosts kick around the biggest stories from The Champions League, featuring analysis, laughs, and great guests. What's the goal? You tell us! Brought to you by SmartLess Media, Meadowlark, with Paramount+
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Episodes

BONUS EPISODE: I Want to Hang Out with Drunk Jurgen

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Maradona vs Grealish, our weekend recap, fantasy friendball, and Mike Ryan’s best bets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 04, 202432 minEp. 14

America’s Got Mourinho’s (Feat. Rory Scovel)

On this episode of GoalLess… Erik ten Hag, Jose Mourinho, Antonio Conte and uhhh, Rudy Giuliani? Plus, we’re joined by comedian Rory Scovel to talk about his college soccer career, pump up speeches, and just how far soccer has come in America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 31, 202453 minEp. 13

BONUS EPISODE: A Proper West County English Urchin

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Witty brings the heat with a diss track for Erik ten Hag, recaps the biggest games of the weekend, and Russell presents his 3 favorite all-time heckles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 28, 202416 minEp. 12

Antonio Rudiger Could Knock Out a Bull (Feat. Joe Mande)

On this episode of GoalLess… a wild week of Champions League including an incredible game between Real Madrid and Dortmund. Emmy Award winner Joe Mande joins us, plus a goalkeeper boo’d at Anfield, and… pain pigs? All that and more. Tap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 24, 202445 minEp. 11

BONUS EPISODE: Light A Candle For Retegui (Feat. Mike Ryan Ruiz)

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… The Champions League is back after a 3 week hiatus, Russell and Witty turn on the trade machine, and Mike Ryan Ruiz stops by to give his best bets of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 21, 202429 minEp. 10

If You Force Me To Linger, I'll Eat A Pork Finger

On this episode of GoalLess… Waiting sausages, The US and England have new managers in Mauricio Pochettino and Thomas Tuchel, VAR, and our favorite all time celebrations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 18, 202448 minEp. 9

Bonus Episode: The Dutch Are So Liberal, Aren't They? (Feat. Aly Trost Martin)

On this bonus episode of GoalLess...Russell and Witty go head to head sorting unusual player names from European beers and Witty assesses the Champions League so far with the lovely Aly Trost Martin from The Golazo Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 14, 202428 minEp. 8

They’re Tickling My Tchaikovsky

On this episode of GoalLess… Jurgen Klopp has a new job, a stunning double handball, a new addition to announcing teams, great moments in commentating history, and we solve the too many games issue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 10, 202441 minEp. 7

Bonus Episode: Hammer and Tongs

On this bonus episode of GoalLess... A (very) sad Celtic fan, Mike Ryan's best bets, soccersplain part II, and much more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 07, 202431 minEp. 6

The Aura (feat. Gareth Reynolds)

On today’s GoalLess… All the news from a busy Champions League week, Aston Villa fan Gareth Reynolds joins to talk about their historic win over Bayern Munich, Russell explores the similarities between Canadian soccer fans and drug users, Celtic needs to learn how to parallel park, Arne Slot’s perfectly Dutch answer, a WILD miss, and much much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 03, 202448 minEp. 5

Bonus Episode: The Corridor of Uncertainty

On this bonus episode of GoalLess… Russell teaches us some Britishisms, Witty takes us through the biggest games of the weekend, and we look ahead to the biggest games of the week with Mike Ryan Ruiz. Plus, Russell has recognized a new trait in Pep Guardiola. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 30, 202425 minEp. 4

Lord Panic (feat. Sam Lee)

On this episode of GoalLess… The Man City - Arsenal rivalry, Rodri’s injury, a barefoot Matthew McConaughey, and Sam Lee from The Athletic joins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 26, 202446 minEp. 3

Bonus Episode: The Biggest Tie of the Season

On this episode of GoalLess... The huge Manchester City - Arsenal game, Milan Derby, and Bayern stays hot. Plus Mike Ryan Ruiz joins us to talk about Pochettino, Pulisic, and his love of boring soccer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 23, 202428 minEp. 2

GoalLess Champions League Debut

The Champions League is back!!! In the inaugural week of both GoalLess and the 2024-25 Champions League season, Russell and Witty bounce around Europe, talk pathetic injuries, Joachim Low’s smelly fingers, the Man City trial, and plenty more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 20, 202445 minEp. 1

YOUR NEW FAVORITE SOCCER SHOW: GoalLess with Russell Howard and Chris Wittyngham

GoalLess with Russell Howard and Chris Wittyngham is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful ... and hilarious. Each week, the hosts kick around the biggest stories from The Champions League, featuring analysis, laughs, and great guests. What's the goal? You tell us! Brought to you by SmartLess Media, Meadowlark, with Paramount+ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 15, 20245 min
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