Earthquake my Eclipse
Hey lovers, whatta fun show today; Scariest Quake ever RIP DMX Create n Feel Great Quiet on Set an more for your cute earholes xox Jess
Apr 09, 2024•35 min
GET WOOD comedy
Get Wood is a weekly audio diary from your pal - comedian Jess Wood - Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs
GET WOOD is funny, deep, and positive, even if Jess uses the f word a lot; Her personal stories mixed with humor+ authenticity & brings Jess' audience laughs as well as a rando movie/show review pushed in.
Get Wood is your pal Jess and that means always a good time and yes, she's quite EXPLICIT
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Episodes
Subway Bunny
NYC trains are no joke, but they are filled with characters...I fought one this week...plus "PUNCHED!" the tale of white girls and their phones, silliness and of course fun for the whole FRAM ly. Enjoy and lemme know what ya think Loves xoxo Jess
Apr 02, 2024•31 min
What a PIDDY
Bonjour, my loves today's show is fun filled with topics: Generation Anxious Angry at Gratitude Puff-Puff-"ASS" and more to giggle at xox Jess
Mar 26, 2024•31 min
Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman
I'm wearing ALL my clothes like my ancestors did, the dance, roller challenge-a 5-6-7-8! 40 seconds to tie up skates, and some rants about social diseases. #funnypodcast #funnylady #funnystories #southwest #nyc
Mar 19, 2024•32 min
Southwest Adventures & a big ole D
hey lovers, i'm back this week and on a big ole adventure! tales of ghosttown jerome, az : my pops props an spirit winding up at the e r after my makeout appointment and lotsa other goodies to make ya giggles thanks for all your loves and support xoxox jess
Mar 12, 2024•34 min
Wanna Make Out
What fun this week was-thanks for joining me!!! From un creative dick pics talk of a measles epidemic and comparing frozen scientists to art this episode has it all, babies
Feb 27, 2024•32 min
Social Media Wont Save You & other fun facts
I'm quoting a gentleman from the train for the title this week because I thought he made so much sense. I've also got some subway stories and a few movie suggestions and a few real dares regarding the 1900 and 90's trends...Kids the movie and Usher's halftime show are also brought up, so let's have some fun!! Missed the LIVE? See ya next week TUESDAY @getwood IG 2pm eastern xoxo Jess
Feb 20, 2024•36 min
Love, Heroin
Bonjour, muthafuckas a fun show today filled with goodies about love, loss, drugs and celebrating the lunar new year-maybe not quite in that order, but defiantly a great listen. I'd love it if you shared the show thanks xoxo Jess and happy v.d. from Mama El
Feb 14, 2024•35 min
Show Up & Glow Up
hey lovers, today's show was all loves... caretaking ourselves vs others rumblings of a ratchet hatchet reboot salacious subway stories and more !
Feb 06, 2024•35 min
Delivering W$$d on my Roller Skates
it's true, lovers...in the late 1900's in NYC I doned my skates and went all over the city...the show also has a few other funny n true stories including the feling I get when I wear my headphones so often. Listen. Laugh. Share with your pals xoxo Jess
Jan 30, 2024•37 min
Stanley Cups got nothin on me
making tragedy funny is kinda my thing so I talk n talk n sometimes sing gen x references made in a sec spit takes happen you wont expect so share the show with your pals witches warlocks guys and gals everyone loves to laugh right I'd rather giggle than have a fight sending love to everyone of y'all an wherever you're at hope it's a ball xoxox Jess...
Jan 23, 2024•46 min
Virtual Insanity and the 90s
Hey lovers, check out this hilarious romp through the 1900 and 90s sprinkled with spit take one liners, deep cut references and sexy cherry accesories! Pull your buckt hat on, slide into your boyfriend jeans and let's get crack-a-lackin Love you. Mean it. Hoe Spin Forever xoxo Jess
Jan 16, 2024•34 min
Hoespin, Baby!
hey lovers, whatta fun time was had on the show today: Golden Globe Jokes Russian Mob Dryer Mommie n Me Pole Dancin' and more !! listen laugh share xoxo Jess
Jan 09, 2024•37 min
Babesy New Year
Merry New Year, loves ! Twas a thrill and a joy sharing my stories with you this week: please enjoy the fun.... NYE SUBWAY BUNNY NYE Accomplishments NYE Make Outs vs Fireworks a few birthday stories and lotsa fun xo Jess
Jan 02, 2024•40 min
Wood Witch from Woolwich
bonjour, muthafuckas! what fun it was to to give yall the tea from my week....mixing movie madness BARBIE vs UNPREGNANT letting you decide...a wild witch story...how are YOU at parties ? and more goodies to giggle at and share with your adoring pals thanks see ya next week xoxo Jess
Dec 26, 2023•39 min
Do It Scared
and do it anyway, my loves! I'm telling stories about my many travels through Europe complete with characters and pre-rolls...enjoy the festivities and go do something that scares you. xoxo Jess
Dec 19, 2023•35 min
Microdose This Show
Hey lovers, so excited to hear how great microdosing is for adult adhd and o c d ! Mama El showed up in the juice bar, Applesauce for the Homeless and more xox jess
Nov 28, 2023•36 min
My Mama Hates Thanksgiving
it's true, lovers...but what's true is most funny, so today's show is a hoot! I'm chatting about all kinds of tings: Server vs Waitress Taylor Swift's Plug I miss Freemoney the Hoehunter and more ! Share with your pals xoxoxo Jess
Nov 21, 2023•39 min
Voice Like Honey
that's what I was told this week when chatting with a woman on the subway. also made some teens nervous when answering them unsolicited (?) ....you decide and let me know. neurologists prove experiences are better than we think....plus some songs and silliness to share with your pals xoxoxo Jess #funny #deep #comedianlady #authentic
Nov 14, 2023•37 min
Count the References
Hey Lovers, didju notice how many 1990's and Y2K costumes there were this year? I especially loved the MadTV and Chapelle Show characters. I'm also chatting about the NYC Marathon, how a city sticks together and more goodies to tickle your fancy. Thanks as always for listening and sharing with your friends loves ya xoxox Jess
Nov 07, 2023•34 min
Halloween Nights and HalloWOOD Frights
Hey all you groovy GOULS, this episode is dedicated to all things scary: Fox News, Scaring Subway Riders, Sweat Pants and more.... ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK (laughter and increased independent thoughts may occur) xoxo Jess
Oct 31, 2023•37 min
Spooky TaTa Season
Acceptance...I'm practicing but wow its tough...Lady Laundry "Loser" name calling...let's quit doin it to ourselves...I had a blast at The Roost but a challenge with the clowns. Let's take a few minutes outta our week to just sit back, relax and have some laughs. I am so happy you're here. xoxo Jess
Oct 24, 2023•33 min
Shout and Knock on my Door
Tributes to Randolph Isley and Suzanne Somers on the latest ep. Coupled with stories about standing up for ourselves, self care and acceptance practice. Plus-some long lost Subway Singing. Also I say 'f*ck' a lot. Spiritual. Deep. Wildin Out. Get Wood with your pal Jess. That's me. Have a good week...sending love to all in need xoxo
Oct 17, 2023•34 min
Sexy Swifty & the Vage Plas
whatta show whatta week whatta way to title the podcast have ya gotta lotta costume ideas for halloween ? how ''bout sexual partners...? gotta lotta them ? I'm lookin at double standards around men women & sex as always, lemme know whatchu think ... and what your costumes are xoxo Jess
Oct 06, 2023•33 min
Flooding in South Mouth
hello lovers, how many rain songs can ya think of how lucky i am to be able to see y'all how many inches get you excited how much television can i review find out right here on your favorite podcast
Sep 30, 2023•32 min
Brooklyn, Baby
ALL Brooklyn ALL the time ! Subway rides, Doctors, anyone who's anyone knows that Brooklyn's the BEST, baby!! An ode to the best borough
Sep 28, 2023•32 min
Strike This
and other stoiries...Elders on the Subway, Perspective Changes, Apparently I'm now in PR...and lotsa characters in between
Sep 18, 2023•33 min
Breaking Bad Barbie
whatta fun night hanging out with my listeners thanks for coming to the LIVE SHOW on IG Friday at 8pm eastern !! I loved chatting about trusting ourselves, crushing and how we deal with those feels, labor day festivities, a couple movie reviews and more !
Sep 09, 2023•34 min
Come On Down!
hey lovers, whatta dedlight you all are...thanks for hangin out with me. I'm telling Price is Right stories, 50 years of hip hop inserted into my dialogue, chatting about practicing positive p.o.v's and a lil time with the elders really does put stuff into perspective. enjoy and share with your pals xoxo Jess
Aug 29, 2023•36 min
Subway Stories & Prison Algorithm
I'd LOVE to hear what yours are! I'm so riled up this episode I can barely contain myself...also? There was an ALIEN on the C train. Okay. Listen. Laugh. Lemme know what kinds of stories you have xoxoxo Jess
Aug 22, 2023•36 min
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