hey lovers, thanks for the hang out. this week was a gas speaking about wellness practices, supporting other female artists, and getting comfy with carrying on traits from our elders...plus much more silliness especially around the sweaty brow my face gleans. enjoy. share with your pals. check out my linktree in my bio on IG xoxox jess
Hey lovers, whatta fun show today! I chatted about 8/8 lions gate, montgmery brawl holiday, russian dentists, mama el and more Thanks for sharing Linktree in my IG bio for upcoming shows and Venmo$ xoxo Jess
hey lovers, on today's show I'm talkin' how peewee influenced our generation, when an alien wanted to help me n my homegirl in albuquerque and a few other fun stories from the week. go to my linktree for more wood
I'm talking about myself again....it's short but sweet...lotsa coughing but also a celebration of Cayce * Power Ear Wash and the Wax baby *REVIEW of Wham! @getwood IG LIVE every Tuesday xoxox Jess
One of the best mottos when riding the subway in NYC and are faced with someone unhoused or hungry. Are you jaded? Comparing and Dispairing with apartments is real....ya know what else is real right now? The SYPHILIS TSUNAMI raging throughout our nation.. .Let's keep talking xoxo loves ya, Jess
hey lovers, I'm pretty sure one of us left a bindle at security...the 7/11 free slurpie day is a scam...get well soon Madonna. Also I really recommend watching Based on a True Story and Hack Our Home for some TV stuffs. Plus there's always a bonus story sqeezed in for you xoxo Jess
Hey Lovers, what a fun show! Thanks for all your topics... this week I'm chatting about: Curbing Social Anxiety* The B Word* Orchas need a Patreon and more
I'm taking y'all to 'pound town' today on this sexy 300th ep Shouts to all the ladies of hip hop pushing pu$$y power! Cocaine is trending, but are test strips? Live show I hosted Stories by the Seashore in Coney Island was FIN-tastic...plus a few other silly thoughts from the week. Thanks for listening & Sharing xoxo Jess
It's real, but doesn't affect me! Fun show today chatting about zen book does not always equal zen lady, trapped under the sea, smokin subway rides, no no no ozempic and more
hey lovers, wow. didn't know if I'd make it today-gotta major case of the blues/anxiety and it was like pulling teeth getting myself motivated. thanks for always helping me feel better by showing up! xoxo jess
hey lovers, today's show was a mashup of mine and your topics! #pageboy and #elliotpage, #pride is always, vulnerable feelings are tough but we act tougher, losing loved ones and some other goodies-plus ? I review Ted Lasso. xoxo Jess
Shello! What a fun show today...you TURTLY must listen. RIP Tina - a couragous queen-ager...MERPEOPLE is a MUST WERTCH! Let's not get too sad when things end, but it's okurrrr to feel these dam feelings. That's one hundred. Down with shame and UP with JUDY BLUME! and there's more. loves you xox jess
hey lovers it's your pal Jess. A real fun show today chatting about #wgastrong #sagstrong and the play ending ... plus I am recommending a couple fun things to watch ... but watch where you're walking on the subway cuz nastyness lurks, bbs ... but so does great adventure ! xoxo Jess
hey lovers, great show today thanks for hanging out with me! Mama El and her amazing and hilarious support=Break 'Alex', it's the LAST WEEK TO SEE the play I'm doing; The Best Punk Band in Conway Missouri Wed-Sat ONLY!!! Fans=Frands, WGA SAG AFTRA Union Strong! Believe the Validation and more! SUBSCRIBE & SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS xoxoxoxox Thanks, Jess
What a show! What a week! What a planetary mash up! I'm chatting about Regan and The Warriors movie...Fire at the Apartment + Bubble Girls... NYC Rat Czar is a substitute teacher-f*ck those tourists and The Best Punk Band in Conway Missouri opens 5/3 #livecomedy #livetheater #thewarriors #coneyisland #haha
I hope you were lucky enough to see that meme this week, but if not no worries cuz I'm bringing it to life on the show! Also got some fun subway stories and wondering if yall knew who the "bad kids" were in school from the t-shirts they wore....I miss Eminem songs and the jokes of George Carlin=TRUTH TELLERS Authentic...? What does it mean to you? and I review that hot ass Marie Antoinette show. It's always a great time on Get Wood loves ya xoxoxo Jess
What a title! What a show! I'm rehearsing a lot for an original must see play "The Best Punk Rock Band in Conway, Missouri" at Up Theater Company - go get yourselves some tickets...I also bring up the fact that we never want to blame any of the parents that leave their children alone with men (and women) who are predators...what's YOUR thought on that? Russian doctors bruise me with their needles....and MORE! #sexuality #rkelly #culturaldifferences
hey lovers, whatta week of wildness and WAP! this show is chock full o-funky nuts wrapped in the dahli lama's tongue...ewwwwwww a crazy couple of subway stories and mosh pit slam dancing how-to-videos for the actors who didn't grow up punk
hey lovers, what a fun show today! Buttered rolls, dump trump, bodega bitch and more! subscribe & share venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 cashapp 4getjesswood thanks see ya next tuesday xoxo jess
Party apparrently means ORGY. I'm also talkin' shit about the DPSS NY vs NM and who works there...how's YOUR kitty treating you and more ! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Jess Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 loves ya
Hey lovers, happy spring equinox new moon and hopefully lock-up day here in the east...classical music...does it deter criminals? pegeon sex, RIP TRUGOY and some other fun stuffs. I'd absolutely love it if yo could share this with a few of your friends xox thanks sexy-pants, Jess
Hey lovers, the show was amazing this week; chattted about having BIGGER dreams than Job Interviews off Telephone Poles + A few movie reviews and lotsa silliness Enjoy and Share xoxo Jess
Don't get grossed out, lovers...One of the stories today is about the new FDA approved Anal sex condoms...and more juicy goods to keep ya entertained!!
Hey Lovers, fun show today talking about love and dates with different generations in the digital age, ACTING! and my Off Broadway audition experience...MAMA EL and where she got her accent...plus more!
It's Fat Tuesday and I'm celebrating with stories about: My SEXY Surprise on Valentines Day! RIP to some of our heroes. Childless and Proud...and the backlash with lotsa fun goodies from my week. Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday and Get Wood Podcast = Trifecta of FUN !!
What a week, lovers and Happy VD btw! Try n catch the video of this on IG @getjesswood cuz my makup is inspired by Last of Us and BladeRunner and the state of our world...Don't worry-this is a comedy show! Week started off by being told a lotta crap by a subway "preacher" had a winner winner chicken dinner moment during the ole football game sunday, who eats a spicy cheeto? OR Shishito? You'll figure it out, but if ya do't you'll be laughing along the way!
Hey Lovers, what fun I had this week chatting about #GRAMMYS2023 Spy Phones all around Happiness in us and more silly fun stuff
Hey Lovers, what a fun episode! This week I'm chatting about the shame name game-mostly for women's parts n stuff...no thank you I say, but society may tell me something different...John Lovitz on Howard Stern as George Santos as The Liar character almost "blew my mind up!" Talc, No-Bleedin' and some more scary stuff they like us to place up on our lady parts, also some fun throwback stories of Mama El and lil me being on set of The Last Resort directed by the awesome Zane Buzby with both Phil H...
Shecky Beagleman (not her real name) was an amazing and inspiring comedic performer. She passed away almost a montha ago and I'm pretty sure she's sending us all messages from beyond...the title of this episode is both part of a joke of hers and what I believe to have been a message from her this week...listen and lemme know what ya think. Also, Happy Lunar New Year of the water Rabbit! And a woman was made extra cheerful after she won a vibrator at a show I hosted this weekend....a vibrator mak...
Hey Lovers today's show was amazing, thanks to another wild week...You ever have to have a tough conversation with somebody? Do it in an even tougher neighborhood! How bout "Corporate Dressing" Do you even know what that means? I found out this week...From Mermaid Avenue to The St Regis Hotel, it's been quite an awesome adventure! Thanks again for all your support n loves xoxoxo Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10
