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Happy New Year, Lovers! 1st episode of 2023 has some NYE ritual talk, a Polar Plunge and Birthday to remember Enjoy and Share with yer pals xoxo Jess

Happy New Year, Lovers! 1st episode of 2023 has some NYE ritual talk, a Polar Plunge and Birthday to remember Enjoy and Share with yer pals xoxo Jess
hello lovers, twas a really silly fun show this week-and I know I needed it...Arrested for GTA in my bikini! SAG card from Hill Street Blues! Kosher Sushi and more!!! Make sure you follow on IG @GetWood and youtube jesswood69 xoxoxoxo Jess
Hey Lovers, a buncha holiday goodies is what this show is made of: Dancin' at Dollar Tree, Gallery Show on Shrooms, F*ck Trish and more ! #hannukah #holiday #truefunnystories #tiktokdances
Hey Lovers, such a fun show today tellin' the story of my Junkie-Stick-Up-Kid BF Jail Visit for XMAS, Tales of The Dangerous Barbie Bubblebath and a little teaser for next weeks show about Acid on XMAS eve...have a great week and be gentle with yourselves xoxoxo Jess
Loverss, what fun it was to ride today and have stories that did sleigh; WTF's the irs do again? Mermaid Ave adventures featuring Bing Bong himself Mr Gorilla Nems and a LIVE viewing of his new show 'We Outside!" Leave a review and 5 stars for me if you'd be so kind. Take it slow bbs xoxo Jess
Balenciaga Bondage Bears seem like a perfect gift for the holidays...JK JK...unless you're into it. I'm ranting about how there's too much shame in our culture and bondage is fine if we're all consenting...adults...oh, yea well. Also on my chopping block is the sexualization of a couple "Raven-Haired Beauties" who robbed a woman on the subway platform the other day, even though I do feel the robbery itself just might get some rents down. On TV I review some streaming shows that've been soothing ...
Holidays make a lot of us crazy, and Mama El always spoke her mind about them...I relate her thoughts here....actually? She just shows up unannounced as usual. I also tell the story about me having Sex with the Special Ed TA and a few more random things-between me coughing- OY! Apologies ahead of time Grateful for you xoxo Jess
Have YOU Vabbed? It's not as weird as people say, I even give an example...shame-free and funny! Get Wood also believes it's ok and encouraged even to ASK FOR HELP when feelin' funky....c'mon, we've all been through a group truama, let's practice being nice to ourselves and one another...also? Who's SOLD their CLOTHES? 2nd Ave Old New York = Detachable Penis #kingmissle #eastvillagenyc #vabbingtrend
hey loverrs, t's been a learning kinda week for me-eclipse and all....Shrooms n stage time, NYC subways stories, Weeds not workin and more fun
Hey lovers, happy Tuesday. Today's show - in honor of Dia De Los Muertos - spirit took over this episode ... no idea what went down, so hopefully you'll find it entertaining...past halloween scares, what makes Ukrainian folks giggle, and much more !
Another wild week of stories; personal and from the news; I give an example of VABBING, This years' Halloween Costume, Rocky Horror Fluidity and much more fun and deep talk. Thanks for hangin out with me hope you enjoy xoxoxo Jess #getwwodpodcast #vabbing #screammasks
Hey lovers, what a fun ep this week ! I chat about how we know it's Fall in NYC, Shrooms Never Lie, Horror Movies past and more ...
Hey Lovers, whatta fun show today. I really wanna bring back the Newleywed Game LIVE and in person ! We gotta LOVE our body parts more ! Blowys at The Plaza and more things to make ya thin-gle (that's think n tingle and it's mine...thank you very much) Have some fun this week I'll C U Next Tuesday ;() xoxox Jess
Banned for beautiful boobs, but Dahmer is #1 in the sreaming world? I didn't buy a Banksy ! Breadcrumbing vs Gaslighting and didju know Women STILL get cometitive over Men ? Plus more goodies to grin at
hey lovers, another week of wildin out and gathering goodies to chat about: Ima spicy PUMPKIN bitch and proud ! bad movies that influenced us as girls---- PURPLE RAIN or BRINGIN DOWN THE HOUSE ? Mabon Blessings, La Shana Tovah and much more
hey lovers, a brand new episode is up and ready for ya ! *we're all black *elvis movie review *coney island usa and more ! subscribe & share xoxox thanks jess
Lovers, I'm ranting today for real...Celebbrity Sighting in Coney Island "BYRON!" BingBong! Kim K & Ray J = BORING ASS SEX TAPE! The Queen can suc it, and more goodies to giggle at
and more hilarious dialouge from the city so nice they named it twice: New York, New York! Back To School Rituals from the 1900's, Special Ed, UZI's and why they're weren't as many school shootings...Did GANGS keep it safer? I used to love to Huff Paint at a party and yes, I'm very grateful to be here SUBSCRIBE & SHARE xoxoxox Jess #gangs #schools #backtoschool #huffingpaint #uzi #nwa #specialed
This weeks episode goes from noise to intimacy in a little less than 30 minutes...Bushwick Renovated, MSG & Chinese Food, Do They Mean It?--Issues around trust and love...my auntie doesn't think I got any color...and more funny fun
I'm back, baby! And I'm in Coney muthafuckin Island!!! This episode takes ya on the adventures from New Mex to New York with wild ass characters included! Russians! Natives! Jewish! FUN FUN mutha. Enjoy the ep and share with your pals xoxoxoxo Jess $$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$$$$$ Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Hey Lovers, this here's my final episode from Albuquerque and in it I'm recalling some of my favorite adventures, people and sights: Mama Z, James and the Giant Shot, Ghost Cats, Comedy Family and more good stuff. Share & Support $$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ Venmo @Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess
RIP Olivia Newton John and my spandex pants. RIP Motown songwriter Lamont Dezier, Cheeto Got Busted, Lions Gate Portal, an amazing farewell show at the Dry Heat Comedy Club and more talk about self-care 'n' shiz. $$$$$$$$$$$ Cashapp $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 take care of yourselves loves xoxo Jess #olivianewtonjohn #lamontdozier #maralago #fbiraid #nudes
Hey Lovers, thanks for being with me today! I chatted about Freemoney the Great, Hooker Shoes, Otter Pops and so much more good stuff to make ya laugh, you'll be grateful ya tuned in...promise...Are ya in Albuquerque? Come see me LIVE Sunday 8/7 @ Dry Heat Comedy Club !!! Share and Subscribe Thanks BooBoos xoxoxo Jess
It's TRUE in Albuquerque the stores blast classical and opera outside to keep people from hanging out! I'm also cahtting about 1981 Top Songs and how diverse they were, but we took it for granted. 5 Tittie Review for The Grey Man on Netflix and lots more fun SHARE & SUBSCRIBE thaks loves, xoxox Jess #funnypodcasts #hilariouslady #getwoodpodcast #truestories
Hey Lovers, what a great show today chatting about bicycle accidents & adventures, white man wit a van, and how to build a community by just being yourself...plus more silly shiz. Share with your pals and subscribe on your favorite podcast platform Thanks xoxoxo Jess #funnypodcasts #comedyshow #funnylady
Lovers, this week was filled with self discovery, hot men and moldy ceilings. Have a listen a laugh and a like ! #tattoos #nmtattoofiesta #mold #selfhelp #bone #arthouse #sexslaves Feelin frisky? Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10 xoxoxo Jess
Ghosts, Ghislaine, and Gurus all in one fun episode ! #rkelly #gmaxwell #ghosts #gurus What a week! Enjoy and share the show with your friends Thanks xoxox Jess
Pro-Choice Mama and a trip to the abortion clinic are just a couple fun stories today on Mama's birthday! Also includes some fun comedy information, me being a spiritual gangster and a lot of hilarious in between. #prochoice #abortionrights #humanrights #comedyshow #hahahahaha #lol #truestories #mama #funnyshow #comedypodcasts
Hey Lovers, it's another week of wild stories! I took a #traumadump on a friend-I don't recommend it... #INTUITIVELY knowing what the dude's gonna say....RUSSIAN TEENS at a baseball game in #coneyisland, aand much more fun. SHARE with your friends xoxox Jess
Lovers, I was so blessed to open for Tommy Davidson last week! Afterwards lotsa people told me I was "Brave." Brave? I'm breaking it down and makin it funny...Didju know Cardi B LOVES the Roosevelts? Dry Heat Comedy Club opens next Thursday and I get to headline the first show of the first night of the first comedy club (in a long time) in Albuquerque ! There's a lil spot where tears come cuz I talk about Mama, but all in all----whatta fun show ! Enjoy and share with your pals xoxox Jess...