I LOVE this new trend with men wearing tiny little shorts!! I sing about it on this episode, as well as discuss a couple heavy panic attacks I've had over the last week---NO it was not from all the short shorts, but good guess....Have you ever had to keep and protect a parking space for your mom or dad? ABQ ArtWalk shout outs, Comedy Shows I'm SO EXCITED I'm opening for Tommy Davidson tomorrow night Wed. 6/8 at REVEL!!!! Also siked to be on the opening weekend of the new cool comedy club DRY HEA...
Jun 07, 2022•33 min
Hey Lovers, today's show was amazing: filled with fun adventures and wild characters...Stop the Shame around SEX. Florida Fish are FUNKY! RIP Ray Liotta ---including movie quotes/reviews. Plus so much more! Enjoy xoxoxo Jess #sextortion #shameandsex #rayliotta #artandemotions $$$$$$$$$$ CASHAPP $getjesswood $$$$$$$$$ VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 $$$$$$$$$$$$
May 31, 2022•33 min
This week's show is filled ith adventure! First off a moment of tribute to the late great Taffy Jaffy. Rail Runner to Santa Fe with Mama El's spirit chatting the entire time. How do YOU deal with Turbulence? Fun & Funny Guesting with the hilarious and smart @ iamJohhnyJames go check out his podcast 'Respect the Connect' Subscribe & Share xoxoxoxo Jess
May 24, 2022•33 min
Hello Lovers! Today's show is filled with so much giggle-good times...Is my #Weed guy QAnon? #Dispensary vs #Dealers, Mama El hadda #payphone inside our house! #Hippies. #Drugs. #Sex. The Whites Love Affair, My Type has escaped from prison, #lunareclipse #bloodmoon, Witches, Warlocks, Elves and Fairies alike all flock to hear my weekly musings. SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your pals!! Available where your favorite pods are and it's FREE Feelin Frisky and Generous? Cashapp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess...
May 17, 2022•32 min
Stories from my week and from an alleyway on location...Did YOU get thrown into the pool for swimming lessons? How's family visits for ya? I adventured up to Jerome AZ for a "sit-through the hard feels" family time AND a lotta laughs. Find em where ya can, lovers. Putting myself out there like your new and extra sassy--DR RUTH! Have ya watched her documentary yet? A MUST SEE. What I'd love the most is if you listened, laughed, felt some tings and then SHARED THE SHOW. #family #funnypodcast #deep...
May 10, 2022•34 min
Hey Lovers, I'm riled and passionate about today's show topics: Karen's Need to STFU, ACTING! Open Mic Madness, Crittermeat.com parody commercial, and much more fun and intriguing thoughts on the week. SUBSCRIBE on all your favorite pod platforms & SHARE on all your socials @getwood Thanks BBs xoxoxo Jess
May 03, 2022•35 min
Hey Lovers, what a dam week! #420 #shooting #roasts #led #bikerides ALL the stories and some loves: I didn't suc the right dick for comedy, so why would I let some manager of a bar ogle my boobs all through my shift? 420 is supposed to be all silly stoner shit, so why'd our friend get SHOT? Oh so many extremes! Running through sprinklers and smoking a 1 pound joint were high-lights SHARE the show TAG @getwood cashapp $getjesswood venmo @ jess-wood-10 PATREON getjesswood69 Love yall xoxo Jess...
Apr 26, 2022•37 min
#Sex #Selfcare #DyingHair ALL Hilarious topics on today's show! I'm goin' on tour...names so far...Comedy Community and wild ass mics... #truecrime the SMURF Murders!! and more
Apr 19, 2022•34 min
hey lovers, this week we're talking about all the goodies: listeners questions-" why are people ending sentences with a question?" I'm given a list of supplies for the apocolypse from 2 men in the audience, Santa Fe vs Albuquerque = Burque WINS! AND??? A NEW SPONSOR!! @Mariachi_Mota_505 @Mrs_Mariachi_505 @El_Baile Event Space #apocolypseskills #lifeandbeth #endingwithquestions
Apr 12, 2022•34 min
Hey Lovers, this week on the show I'm chatting about tired-ass #Vegans, #LEGALWEED in #NM, Whatta YOU like? Being TOO Nice and much more delightfulness!! Make sure to subscribe & share if ya haven't already, plus it'd be AMAZING if you could leave a REVIEW + 5 stars #comedypodcasting #hahahahaha #LOL #funnylady #onewomanshow #sexpositive Feelin Frisky?$$$$$$$$$$$ CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 PATREON getwood69 Appreciate ya SO MUCH xoxoxox Jess...
Apr 05, 2022•33 min
Hey Lovers, I'm so overwhelmed by this week! Not only what's happening in the media, but internally as well...Mortified by the MOMic, Oscar Positive, and lotsa talk around the slap heard round the world...was it a distraction or was it how we've all shifted after this pandemic? I take a walk on the women side regarding what happens when your man gets into a fight. There's so much to digest I'm hoping ya don't get too much of a belly ache. #oscars #theslap #funnywomen #funnypodcasts #mediaoutrage...
Mar 29, 2022•33 min
Hey Lovers, this week was filled with work and workin' it: shows & sisters! acting out songs! are you my server? teaching the children from stage and more fun than you can have on a weekday!! #funnypodcasts #audiodiary #genx #genz #prince #charliemurphy #comedypodcasts #comedylady #funlady SUBSCRIBE & SHARE 5STARS & A REVIEW ON APPLE= LOVE and ALGORYTHEM xoxoxo, Jess
Mar 23, 2022•36 min
Car Troubles, TV Broken...what am I a country song? This week on my wildly fun, true-story-filled, funny-ass show: Do you LOVE money? Leggo my Ego, Auntie & the phone sex, plus much more fun!! Subscribe & Share with your friends Wanna Support $$$$$ Patreon getwood69 CashApp $getjesswood Venmo @ Jess-Wood-10
Mar 15, 2022•40 min
and proud! Today's show was a fntastic time and I hit all the walls of my sexy notes..Crazy for Coffee? CLAWS! Fake Snakes! Words We LOVE! Russian Kids are hardcore...and much more to lift your spirits and get ya laughing!! SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your friends! Feelin frisky? $$$$$ PATREON getwood69 VENMO @ jess-wood-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood #funnypodcasts #comedyshow #comedylady #onewomanshow #monologues #truestories
Mar 08, 2022•40 min
Hey there lovers, Another fantastic show coming your way!! Today I'm talking such great stuffs: Mardi Gras pasts! Beads n Boobs! Not so Magic Mountain! Comedy Clubs & Special Ed (not the rapper-the class for 'slows') #mardigras #beads #tucsun #acid #dyehair #magicmountain #abqartwalk #guildcinema SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your friends!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ PATREON getwood69 VENMO jess-wood-10 CASHAPP getjesswood
Mar 01, 2022•43 min
Hey lovers, this week is special cuz one of my favorite people and supporters came through & visited for a few fun movie reviews! I also brag about being the person yuo call when you're tripping, but if you're unprepared for acting? I'm a bitch. Biggest bitch this week is Anna from HBO's Inventing Anna...plus the magical 2/22/22 SUBSCRIBE & SHARE with your pals PATREON getwood69 VENMO jess-wood-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood
Feb 22, 2022•33 min
Hiya Lovers! Wow what a great show today talking about all the GEN X greatness re #halftimeshow2022 I missed the #shootout at my Build! Heyyyyy WTF is 'Don't Say Gay?" Oh, Florida! My GIANT Head...and more #bigheadsbook #genx #90shiphop #dontsaygay #censorship #speakyourtruth #hahaha #LOL PATREON getwood 69 VENMO JESS-WOOD-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood
Feb 15, 2022•38 min
Hey Lovers, what a fun show this week! I talk about my love for Pam & Tommy, Bad Fashions, Book Bans and more. Have any stories you want me to talk about? jessisratchet@gmail.com #funny #LOL #funnypodcast #ladycomic #sexpositive #bookbans #pamandtommy #fashion #rollerskating #truestories PATREON $3- getwood69 VENMO jess-wood-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood
Feb 08, 2022•37 min
Hi Lovers, this week was an absolute blast! I'm chatting about: #selfcare #sexpositivity #kanyegonebad #rollerskating #funnyladycomic #onewomanshow #funnytruestories WANNA BE A PATREON? Starts at $3- a month getwood69 VENMO jess-wood-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood
Feb 01, 2022•40 min
Hey Lovers, I hope everyone's week is going along splendidly..Oh watta fun show today! I watched a mean Karen get kicked out of Trader Joes...who could be mean to those folks?! I Met a cool few kids and we spoke pretty deep...FINDING JOY! and more. PATREON getwood69 VENMO jess-wood-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood
Jan 25, 2022•38 min
I'm so excited to be back this week to chat about my week! STOP the SNAPS! Polite Threaders! My Face and My Tatas & Not Needing it.... You can join my Patreon starting at $3- a month,and that's cheaper than your daily coffee, babies! OR *VENMO Jess-Wood-10 *CASHAPP $getjesswood *PAYPAL wood382
Jan 18, 2022•37 min
When was the last time you looked at your sexy parts? I discuss my bathroom squat and delight at what I saw! Sex without Education is a major disservice to ALL...Capitol talk, Throwback Dumpsters and more! #entertainment #educational #sexeducation #funnylady #comedianlady #truestories #capitolriots #labia #vagina #artwalks #standupcomedy Be a PATREON starting at $3- a month @ Patreon.com/GetWood69
Jan 11, 2022•36 min
Hey lovers happy new years😘❤️Do you say year or years? I’m chatting about past & present NYE, Masculine meets the Feminine, Rockstar Comic and more!! Subscribe on all audio platforms & Share with your friends #newyears #funstories #jailvisits #funnycuzitstrue #ladycomic #haha 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 CASHAPP $jessgetwood PAYPAL @ wood382...
Jan 04, 2022•36 min
Hey lovers, it's your pal Jess Wood, Today's show has a few seconds of weird sounds, but once I get goin...whatta great time! Gizzin' out and Peggin' yer boi, BING BONG got me missing NYC, Barbie Bubble Bath and the bloody hell it brought...traumatic toys on XMAS, and much more. Feelin frisky ? Send me a question or comment to chat about on the show! Wanna support? *VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 *PAYPAL @ Wood382 #tiktokgetwood #pegging #sexpositive #sexstories #nsfw #over18 #funnylady #truestories #bing...
Dec 28, 2021•50 min
Hey lovers, A very Happy Solstice to ya all! Today's show is a fun one...Nancy Regan's Mouth! Porn vs. Sex Talks! Rio Rancho Flags! and more goodies to giggle at. Share with your pals and subscribe if ya haven't already. Let's get shame outta here and replace it with good orgasms and easy goin' chats!! Love and laughs and silliness xoxoxo Jess VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood PAYPAL @ Wood382
Dec 21, 2021•41 min
Jess Wood loves to talk sex! And by Jess I mean ME...I especially love wiping out shame & anxiety, so I use personal stories and humor to navigate. This week I'm chatting about NYC invaded by Bros & Sorority Girls! I visited a delightful adult Sex Shop!! I also ran into the dude who inserted himself into me a few weeks ago, and am practicing acceptance! Come listen and laugh and feel lighter xoxoxo Love u, Jess Feelin Frisky? VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 CASHAPP @getjesswood PAYPAL @wood382...
Dec 14, 2021•32 min
Hiya folks and welcome to another fun and entertaing show with your girl Jess Wood! This week I'm chatting about Co-Hosting on the FM Hip-Hop radio station The Hustle, How's Your Holiday Hell Story? Parades and Papis! Threadbare Manners and more! #onewomanshow #funny #truestories SUBSCRIBE & SHARE xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @Jess-Wood-10
Dec 07, 2021•35 min•Ep. 221
Well lovers, a lotta hair and die on this weeks show...AND it's the strat of the Hell-A-Days, so I'm chatting about: Hanukah and Not Knowing I Was Jewish! Christmas Music & Mama El! Welfare Payphone! and more goodies to make ya giggles. xoxoxox Jess #hanukah #funnystory #truestory #livecomedyshow CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 PAYPAL @ Wood382
Nov 30, 2021•37 min
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer...have ya seen it lately? It's serving heavy patriarch and nazi vibes. Plus? "This is NO holiday, Jessie!" Mama El talks turkey. I tackle some anger issues and putting down the bat for peace. I also talk about wanting to open up a 'Flick 'n' Stick' for the ladies who don't need all that "other stuff" And as always silliness, love and oh so many MOVIE QUOTES! Subscribe & Share with friends xoxoxo Jess
Nov 23, 2021•39 min
Hey Lovers, my week has been even wilder than that damn Daylight Savings! Take my Cherry-challenge! Mid-day Penthouse Forum, I'm a natural cheerleader and more! VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 SHARE & SUBSCRIBE TAG SOME FRIENDS thanks XOXOXOX Jess
Nov 16, 2021•36 min•Season 1Ep. 218
