Gary Craig-Cats for My Dogs Phony Phone
His dog has a very unusual diet
Jan 29, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig's Laff-Cast
Gary Craig the creator of the Phony Phone Crank Calls
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Episodes
Gary Craig-Upper Crust Chicken Phony Phone
Mr. Curruthers calls KFC to find out what's on the menu
Jan 29, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Toy Search 4 Phony Phone
The search for holiday toys continues!
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Marriage Counselor Phony Phone
Terrence Biggs, needs a marriage counselor
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Excavating Phony Phone
Gary, as "Joe Tucci" calls an excavating company to dig up his brother in law to get to the baseball card collection buried with him
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Roach TV Phony Phone
Gary calls Orkin to complain about their TV commercial that has a realistic roach calling across the screen
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Olive Garden Phony Phone
Gary, as Morris Katzman questions Olive Garden on their slogan, "When you're here, you're family"
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Would You Rather Phony Phone
Gary, as "Fred Freeling" from the home office is calling employees to see if they would "rather"
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Fence Head Phony Phone
Any questions?
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-No Toilet Paper Phony Phone
Gary is calling restaurants from their own rest rooms to tell them he's run out of toilet paper
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Psycho Vet Shelties Phony Phone
Dr. Psychovet is at it again...sick as ever, he's modifying Shelties in his lab
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Wrong Insecticide Phony Phone
Gary calls a lady as the district manager of Terminex to tell her she has to vacate her house
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-M.O.A. Snow Blow Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America are calling around trying to find a snow blower
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Horny Goat Weed Phony Phone
There is a problem with Horny Goat Weed...it works too well!
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Drunk Package Store Phony Phone
Gary calls package stores completely drunk
Jan 28, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-M.O.A. St Pats Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America are calling around trying to find a place to celebrate St Patrick's Day.
Jan 28, 2020•4 min
Gary Craig-Candle Crank Phony Phone
Gary's having a candle party! A candle party?
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Bad TV Show Phony Phone
Gary tries to recruit people to be on the worst TV shows you've ever heard
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Fudge Packer Phony Phone
Self explanatory!
Jan 27, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-World Series Jury Duty Phony Phone
Gary calls a guy as an official of the court to tell him, he has to go to Jury Duty and miss the World Series
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Military Office Supply Phony Phone
Even when you're in the military, it's hard to find office supplies
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Mexican Gas Phony Phone
Gary, in character calls various Mexican restaurants to tell them their food is giving him gas
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Irish Radio Contest Phony Phone
Gary calls people as a stupid DJ with an impossible contest for St. Patty's Day
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Tree Flock Phony Phone
Gary calls a guy who flocks....well......everything
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-M.O.A. Xmas Lights Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America, object to stores selling MINI lights
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Toy Search 3 Phony Phone
Gary is still searching for toys before Xmas
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Gay TV Phony Phone
Gary calls a satellite company to see if he can get that 24 hour Gay TV channel
Jan 26, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Bee Insurance Phony Phone
In an earlier crank call, Gary's bee was sick...maybe what the bee needs is bee insurance
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Repeat What You Say Phony Phone
How immature, how stupid...just repeating what everyone says
Jan 26, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Baby's First Poop Phony Phone
Gary calls a trophy place because he want to memorialize his baby's first poop
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
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