Gary Craig-Littermaid Phony Phone
Gary calls the Littermaid company cause his cat is stuck in the machine
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig's Laff-Cast
Gary Craig the creator of the Phony Phone Crank Calls
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Episodes
Gary Craig-Sex Enhancer 2 Phony Phone
In a sequel to the first Sex Enhancer crank call, here's the second one
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Narcolepsy Phony Phone
Gary is interested in getting information on "The Clapper" but his narcolepsy causes him to fall asleep during the call
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Success Poster Phony Phone
There are some success posters that don't really motivate
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Penis on Fire Phony Phone
Gary calls a beauty parlor with an emergency
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Train My Bitch Phony Phone
Buddy Buttlick needs someone to train his bitch.
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Ball Hanging Phony Phone
Terrence Biggs calls Home Depot with a very special problem
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-M.O.A. Job Application Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call Taco Bell to apply for a job
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Dirty Town Names Phony Phone
Gary calls around the country to find the dirtiest town names
Jan 26, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Different Slice Phony Phone
Gary orders a pizza, but want each slice to be different
Jan 26, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Morris Midman Phony Phone
Morris Midman want to fly a banner for his fiancée
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Dirty Bird Phony Phone
Gary is calling around to bird shops because the bird he got as a gift is talking dirty
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Millie and Mabel on St Patty's Day Phony Phone
Milli and Mabel, the two old biddies are looking for a place to celebrate St Patty's Day
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-M.O.A. Sex Line Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call a sex line
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Yoda Sex Chat Phony Phone
Gary, as Yoda, calls a 1-800 sex line
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-The What Phony Phone
Considered to be a classic...the "What" crank call...Gary forces people to repeat themselves
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Xmas Lights Still Up Phony Phone
Gary calls a lady who has her Xmas lights STILL up long after the holiday is over.
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Toy Search 2 Phony Phone
It's a sequel! Gary is still searching for toys.
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Surgical Car Purchase Phony Phone
A surgeon is trying to buy a car while he's operating on someone
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Gas leak Phony Phone
Gary calls the gas company because he smells a gas leak....but..it's from HIM
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Inhale Em Phony Phone
Gary calls the Ritz cracker people with a problem taking one of their slogans LITERALLY
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Sex Enhancer Phony Phone
Gary calls about a sex enhancer product and comes up with many ways to describe how he's pleasuring himself
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Kitty Safari Phony Phone
Ok, this is REALLY stupid...a video that will keep cats entertained?
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Animal Experiment Phony Phone
Dr. Psycho-Vet is at it again. He's looking for different kinds of animals to splice together
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Obscene Cake Phony Phone
Gary is trying to get a personalized cake made, but for some strange reason nobody want to do it.
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-My Bee is Sick Phony Phone
Gary calls around to see if he can get someone to help his pet bee "Buzz" who is sick.
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Annoying Pizza Call Phony Phone
Gary calls a pizza place and drives them nuts.
Jan 25, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Washer for Sale Phony phone
The Crazyman calls about a washer for sale in the paper, but he wants to try it out before he buys it.
Jan 25, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Lazy Thief Phony Phone
The lazy thief calls a store to ask the manager to case the place for him so he can be robbed
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Drunk Santa Phony Phone
Gary, as Santa calls the shopping mall manager to tell her he's too drunk to come in to work
Jan 25, 2020•2 min
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