Gary Craig-MOA Booking a Room Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call Motel 6 to book a room
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig's Laff-Cast
Gary Craig the creator of the Phony Phone Crank Calls
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Episodes
Gary Craig-Oil Drum Head Phony Phone
Gary's got his head stuck in an oil drum....needs help
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Gay Day Phony Phone
It's Gay Day at Chucky Cheese
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Shopping for a Religion Phony Phone
The Crazyman goes shopping for a new religion.
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Searching for Soles Phony Phone
Gary, as the Devil is searching for soles. Where does he look? At a shoe store, naturally.
Jan 25, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Sex on The Desk Phony Phone
Gary calls a lady as her husband's boss to tell her that they had to fire him because he was caught having sex on his desk. But nothing could prepare us for the surprise ending!
Jan 24, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Potato Chip Phony Phone
Gary, as Hershel Shmidlap calls Frito lay to complain that one of their product is giving him extreme gas
Jan 24, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-M.O.A. Nudist Camp Phony Phone
The Midgets of America, Shorty and Stinky call a nudist camp.
Jan 24, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Toy Spell Phony Phone
Gary calls around to try to find toys for a child who's nearby so he has to spell everything. So wrong on so may levels!
Jan 24, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Taxi Complaint Phony Phone
Gary, as Sidney Bernstein calls the taxi commission to complain about a driver with body odor
Jan 24, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Voice America Phony Phone
Cathy Steinberg uses a recorded service to get out of going to work
Jan 24, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Toy Search Phony Phone
It's holiday time, and Gary is calling around searching for very specific toys
Jan 24, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Frequent Flyer Phony Phone
Gary as Lord Favasham, The British Attache CASE, calls British Airways to inquire about their frequent flyer program
Jan 24, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Nursing Home Phony Phone
Gary, as Buddy Buttlick is calling nursing home to find a place he can dump his mother.
Jan 24, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Home, Naked, and Thinking of You Phony Phone
Gary calls various business to tell them, "I'm home, I'm naked, and I'm thinking of you"
Jan 24, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Light Boobs Phony Phone
Gary, as Piere, calls a lighting place looking for bulbs, but because of his accent, it sounds like something else
Jan 24, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Stool Sample Phony Phone
Gary, as a man named Ishbar, has trouble understanding what a stool sample is.
Jan 24, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Supermarket Freezer Phony Phone
Gary calls around trying to find a supermarket freezer to just sit in, during a heat wave
Jan 23, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Vacate Apartment Phony Phone
Gary calls a lady and tells her she has to vacate her apartment for termite control
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-The Coffee Holder Phony Phone
Gary, as Norman Spitnick calls Radio Shack, because his CD-ROM drive, which he thinks is a coffee holder, is jammed.
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Glackameatman Phony Phone
Talk about screwing with the phone company...this is the ultimate!
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Prescription Windshield Phony Phone
Gary calls an auto glass place to see if they can made the entire windshield prescription glass
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Tung Sum Chick Phony Phone
Gary, as Buddy Buttlick calls a Chinese restaurant to order "Tung Sum Chick"
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Da Bunnies Phony Phone
Dr Psycho Vet is at it again. This time he's looking for live bunnies he can glue into Easter baskets.
Jan 23, 2020•3 min
Gary Craig-Buckethead Phony Phone
Gary calls for help because his head is stuck in a bucket
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Bad Tire Air Phony Phone
Gary calls a tire shop frantically to tell them there's something wrong with the air inside his tires
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Da Puppies Phony Phone
Dr Psycho Vet, a twisted veterinarian makes his first appearance as he's looking for puppies for an experiment that involves launching them into outer space.
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-National Anthem Phony Phone
Gary calls a venue as a member of the US Olympic singing team to see if they like his singing of the National anthem
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Dog Insurance Phony Phone
Gary calls an insurance agency to get car insurance for his dog.
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
Gary Craig-Tanning Bed Phony Phone
Gary calls a tanning bed company as a funeral director who wants to bring a dead body down to get some color.
Jan 23, 2020•2 min
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