Gary Craig-Birth Certificate Phony Phone
Gary calls a new mother as an official from the Bureau of Vital Statistics to tell her that the quota on the name she's chosen for her baby has already been filled.

Gary calls a new mother as an official from the Bureau of Vital Statistics to tell her that the quota on the name she's chosen for her baby has already been filled.
Gary calls a pizza place to put them through the ringer
Gary, as Melvin Spitnick calls a phone sex line to tell them he gets turned on by the Brady Bunch theme.
Gary calls a martial arts supply store to inquire about karate tapes because he's being bullied.
Gary calls a tattoo studio to ask about getting the full body treatment....even on his "winky"
Gary calls a modeling agency as an old geezer looking for a job as a male stripper.
Gary calls the Ban deodorant company to complain because the product is stuck in his arm pit.
Gary calls a mom and pop video store to see if they have popular titles....in BETA!
Gary calls a bank manager to complain about their ATM machine that's giving him obscene messages
Gary has a Japanese girl coming over, so he calls a translator to teach him some phrases.
Gary is having trouble with his glass eye...so he naturally calls a glass place for help.
Gary, as Buddy Buttlick calls a Chinese restaurant to order Scechuan cat
Gary calls a vacuum store to tell them that a part of him is stuck in the hose!
Gary calls a hotline to get help because he's possessed by a demon.
Gary calls a dentist office to see if he can get some help drilling his own teeth at home.
Gary finds out people down south are easy targets when he calls a view diners and has people yelling out names in public.
Gary calls a Shell station pretending to be a big wig from the home office.
Gary, as Stutterman calls to apply for a job
Gary calls a hearing aid company to complain that his hearing aid is not working right.
Gary calls a TV super store as a Japanese guy who can't program his VCR
Gary calls a fitness equipment store as an old guy who's treadmill won't shut off.
Gary calls a random victim as he gives him the Prize America Quiz, which is really an idiot test.
Gary calls the Piano and Organ Warehouse to tell them that his dog is stuck in one of their player pianos.