Gary Craig-The M.O.A. Willy Wonka Phony Phone
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call a Disney theatre to complain about them showing Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call a Disney theatre to complain about them showing Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
Shorty and Stinky, from the Midgets of America, want to get in on midget car racing.
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America call Keebler
What in the HELL is greek camping?
Shorty and Stinky, the Midgets of America, call a dwarf talent agency
A gets arrested for "masticating" in public.
If the sign says "Buck a Book" shouldn't all the books be a buck?
Buddy calls around to try to understand the Chinese New Year
In a sequel to the "What" crank call, time to say Huh?
What if an all you ca eat restaurant closes before you get all you can eat?
Raisin Bran is challenged on whether there are 2 scoops of raisins in every box
Self explanatory!
Buddy Buttlick is looking for a shock collar for his mother
Nobody who runs a 24 hour a day operation can tell us why there is a lock on the door
A guy can't seem to hit the right buttons on his phone
Norman Frimp calls a music store
Gary calls a hotel about a tooth he lost while he was there...but he's a little hard of hearing
Gary as "Joe Traficante" calls a bride to be with bad news about the venue
Dr. Psycho Vet calls Bat Conservation looking for some bats for one of his experiments
Norman Spitnick calls the people who make Ice Breaker gum with a complaint
Gary has short term memory loss..
A guys needs the towing company to get his girlfriend's car out of the driveway before his wife gets home
Julius Johnson Jr. calls Microsoft to test their slogan, "Where would you like to go?"
Gary calls a Tuxedo store to try to get a tux for a dead relative
A man with a hairpiece forces people on the phone to finish his sentences
Mr. James calls to apply as a dental hygienist
A guy from an adult toy store calls a lady at work to tell her that her order is in.
Someone who apparently can't sing, answers an ad to find a singing coach
So immature...and so funny!
A man with a peg leg wants dance lessons