What does SUV really stand for? If you said “Steel Under Vehicle,” congrats—you’re one of us. This week, Mike quizzes Matt on the most chaotic acronym quiz ever, Matt loses a battle with a neighbor’s smoke alarm, and Pringles for breakfast becomes a thing. Also, Mike might have sleep apnea, but it’s fine. Probably. 00:00 Intro 00:57 Good Morning, Podcast Recording 03:43 Do You Know Your Acronyms? 20:13 Down In The Dumps 35:53 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/ ...
Jun 27, 2025•38 min•Season 6Ep. 271
An AI therapist gave advice so bad, it made national headlines. Meanwhile, we debate whether dancing is a sport and who the best (or worst) celebrity would be to get stuck with. Spoiler: one of us wants MrBeast, the other… not so much. 00:00 Intro 05:44 Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Drug as a Treat 19:16 Community Take It! 36:04 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/ FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https:/...
Jun 20, 2025•38 min•Season 6Ep. 270
WWDC 2025 came in hot with something called Liquid Glass. Matt and Mike break down everything Apple dropped, from iOS 26’s makeover to CarPlay learning new tricks and group chat polls that are guaranteed to ruin friendships.Meanwhile, the NBA Finals have no soul this year, and yes, we’re mad about it. There’s no energy, no trophy on the court, and apparently, no one in charge of fan engagement. We also talk about our 13-week streak of rainy weekends, try to solve climate change by building a dom...
Jun 13, 2025•40 min•Season 6Ep. 269
Sydney Sweeney just dropped a soap made from her actual bathwater? Yes, really. In this episode, Matt and Mike break down the bizarre Dr. Squatch collab that has the internet spiraling. Genius marketing or the weirdest celeb merch yet? We dive into strange celebrity products (used tissues, candles, even coffins), plus review Lay’s new Bacon Grilled Cheese Chips. There’s also hot takes on Stranger Things Season 5, Taylor Swift owning her masters (again), and how a casino almost baited us with “fr...
Jun 06, 2025•33 min•Season 6Ep. 268
Ever wondered what's more dangerous-iced coffee addiction or wielding a chainsaw in Crocs? Mike and Matt are back with tournament tales, lawn equipment mishaps, and a rapid-fire round of "this or that" that includes everything from Italian food vs. Chinese food to friend-zoning philosophy. Plus, hear about the heartbreaking chipping game struggles and the ongoing battle with Crohn's-and healthcare red tape. All this, plus a SpongeBob conspiracy theory that might just blow your square pants off. ...
May 30, 2025•33 min•Season 6Ep. 267
Ever wonder when you should really buy your girlfriend flowers? Or what your last meal would be if you were on death row? Mike and Matt tackle the big questions—and the very dumb ones—in this jam-packed episode of the Funny Business Podcast. We play “What’s the Word?” and get sidetracked by velvet suits, college nostalgia, and our shocking take on red velvet cake. The guys debate whether flying a plane is harder than steering a cruise ship, ChatGPT forgets how to podcast, and we try to survive o...
May 23, 2025•37 min•Season 6Ep. 266
“Can I see your ID before we serve you these fries?” In this episode of Funny Business, Matt and Mike dive into the wild world of fast food security after a Brooklyn McDonald’s starts checking IDs like it’s a club. From teens terrorizing the Golden Arches to outrageous ideas for where else you might get carded (cemeteries?!), it’s chaos served with a side of nuggets. They also tackle: Why Scrabble betrayed aardvarks, The MLB’s awkward posthumous Hall of Fame invites, TikTok ruining movie trailer...
May 16, 2025•30 min•Season 6Ep. 265
Ever wonder what happens when a YouTuber refuses to sit for a whole week? Spoiler: It doesn’t end well.In this episode, Matt and Mike dive into the wild world of standing challenges, public bathroom necessities (wet wipes for the win), and why LeBron James somehow load-managed the Met Gala. They also unpack stomach bug survival tactics, Met Gala mystery meals, diva horses skipping races, and the influencer takeover of classic events like the Kentucky Derby. Plus, some hot Hibachi takes and an un...
May 09, 2025•38 min•Season 6Ep. 264
It’s been 20 years since Anakin forgot the sunscreen on Mustafar, and we’re celebrating. In this nostalgic yet nerdy episode, Mike and Matt honor Revenge of the Sith with trivia, memes, and a heartfelt lightsaber that just won’t turn on. Plus, they dive into a ridiculous (and surprisingly detailed) internet debate: can 100 humans defeat a gorilla? Spoiler: it depends on your views about trench warfare and Vicks VapoRub. And yes, the Harambe kid makes an appearance.Star Wars trivia? Check.Gorilla...
May 02, 2025•30 min•Season 6Ep. 263
Plants are screaming… and apparently bats are listening. In this five-year anniversary episode of the Funny Business Podcast, Mike and Matt uncover a bizarre but real study: stressed plants emit ultrasonic clicks when they’re thirsty, injured, or just having a rough day. We’re talking tomato cries, cactus complaints, and the very real possibility that your lawn hates you. Also on deck: Matt’s Community Take It returns with top-tier listener prompts. Topics include traumatic fish tales (RIP Hambo...
Apr 25, 2025•40 min•Season 6Ep. 262
You won’t believe what people leave behind in an Uber. From live turtles to 10 lobsters (yes, really!), Uber’s 2025 Lost & Found Index reveals the weirdest forgotten items, the most forgetful cities, and the prime time for losing your dignity—and your keys.But wait, there’s more! We rant about viral desserts that look like fruit but taste like regret, why action figure AIs need to chill, and the college football QB who fumbled his NIL bag harder than Tennessee fumbled that playoff spot. Oh, ...
Apr 18, 2025•34 min•Season 6Ep. 261
Your favorite co-hosts dive into jaw-dropping Florida Man headlines, including a scandalous graveyard encounter and an underwear-clad brawl at Disney’s Epcot. They also vent about the world’s most frustrating gas rewards system, discuss birthday letdowns, and pitch genius ideas for Disney’s drink-around-the-world program. If you love weird news, relatable rants, and clever takes, this episode is your happy place.00:00 Intro04:00 Florida duo caught having sex on top of grave at historical cemeter...
Apr 11, 2025•29 min•Season 6Ep. 260
In this episode, Mike hits Matt with the ultimate SpongeBob SquarePants trivia challenge. We’re talking everything from Mermaid Man to Ol’ Reliable—and debating whether Plankton’s actually the villain or just an underdog with a dream. (Also, what is going on with Mr. Krabs and his whale daughter?)Then, we dive into baseball’s hottest controversy: the Yankees’ “torpedo bats.” Are they smart? Legal? Cheating? All three?We also break down why April Fools’ Day jokes are mostly bad, why Sydney Sweene...
Apr 04, 2025•29 min•Season 6Ep. 259
A journalist accidentally added to a secret military group chat? Yes, that really happened. In this episode, we break down one of the most bizarre digital slip-ups in recent government history— right before a missile strike , no less—and riff on the absolute worst group chats to be accidentally added to . (Spoiler: your ex’s family BBQ thread tops the list.) Then, we dive into the Funny Business Power Rankings : our picks for the best mobile app games of all time . From Flappy Bird and Fallout S...
Mar 28, 2025•33 min•Season 6Ep. 258
Would you eat the world’s hottest pepper just for clout? How about snacking on packing peanuts because TikTok said so? In this episode, we dive into the wild world of extreme eating trends, from a guy setting records with Carolina Reaper peppers to the internet’s latest questionable snack choices.However, there’s more to discuss: We confront one of life’s major social quandaries: the appropriate distance for holding the door. What distance is considered too far? At what moment does holding the d...
Mar 21, 2025•32 min•Season 6Ep. 257
Is a spork a dangerous weapon? Can Monopoly money settle your bar tab? And did someone defecate on a possum in public? Join us as we put Matt’s detective skills to the ultimate test in another round of Florida Man or Florida Fake! This week, Matt’s Drunk Thoughts tackle the mysteries of daylight saving time and the curious case of vanishing fast food items! We’ll also explore snack wraps, the pros and cons of banking apps, and the wild excitement of March Madness. Plus, what kind of friendships ...
Mar 14, 2025•34 min•Season 6Ep. 256
Mike and Matt take on life’s biggest questions—chosen by a random generator. They dive into unexpected long shots, zombie survival plans, and why they don’t have FOMO over meme coins. Along the way, they tackle the Yankees’ surprising beard policy, the relevance of Twitter (X) for businesses, and a rare customer service win at a brewery. The episode wraps up with a highly scientific ranking of famous Michaels and Matthews, settling once and for all where they stand among legends. 00:00 Intro 02:...
Mar 07, 2025•39 min•Season 6Ep. 255
Mike and Matt, two friends, embark on a fun-filled adventure by taking a BuzzFeed quiz to discover which flower best represents their personalities. This quiz ignites a lively conversation that spans a wide range of topics, from pet names and dream homes to baby names and even some highly questionable March Madness predictions. They even engage in a playful debate about the number of grapes they would be willing to eat for a substantial sum of money, despite the potential risk of one grape being...
Feb 28, 2025•25 min•Season 6Ep. 254
Science says there’s a specific time of day when you’re happiest—so are you hitting your peak joy or missing out? Meanwhile, Matt is deep in March Madness mode while also battling the flu and losing his sanity in quarantine. He’s spiraling into TikTok trends, struggling with CapCut captions, and questioning his life choices. Meanwhile, Mike didn’t even realize NBA All-Star Weekend happened and has thoughts on Ted Lasso’s renewal. Come for the science, stay for the chaos. 00:00 Intro 06:01 The Ha...
Feb 21, 2025•36 min•Season 6Ep. 253
Bill Gates once said, “I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” Honestly, he might be onto something. From a stockboy hacking the milk stocking process to a guy who outsourced his job to China, we’re dissecting some of the most outrageous (and genius) lazy-person workarounds ever.Also in today’s episode: Is TSA PreCheck just a government scam? Do HOV lanes actually save time? Did Taylor Swift really win the Super Bowl? And wh...
Feb 14, 2025•35 min•Season 6Ep. 253
Imagine spending 25 years living on a cruise ship—no rent, no chores, just endless buffets and ocean views. Sounds amazing, right? Or does it? Mike and Matt break down this wild life choice. Speaking of wild, the Luka-AD trade has NBA fans losing their minds, and the guys have plenty to say about it. Meanwhile, Matt recaps the Grammys. Oh, and did we mention he witnessed a full-blown church argument mid-sermon? Yeah, that happened. Plus, Matt rekindles his annual feud with Punxsutawney Phil, the...
Feb 07, 2025•32 min•Season 6Ep. 251
Have you heard about gender reveal parties that went awry? Or how TikTokers are transforming food reviews into careers? This episode covers everything from the debate on college athletes getting paid to why inflation seems to be a constant issue. We also share our mixed feelings about Uncrustables, the odd flavors of Pringles, and the intriguing idea of predicting the future without knowing when things will happen. Join us for a fun and relaxed discussion, and feel free to share your thoughts on...
Jan 31, 2025•28 min•Season 6Ep. 250
In this episode, we dive into Coors Light’s amusing “Mondays Light” ad failure and discuss why it’s incredibly relatable. We also share our frustrations about the public nuisance of snow-covered cars and give a public service announcement to anyone taking photos with an iPad at events. Additionally, we explore the hysteria surrounding the TikTok ban, call out influencers who lied for attention, and examine how the government transfers a social media account to a new president. 00:00 Intro 03:12 ...
Jan 24, 2025•32 min•Season 6Ep. 249
What would happen if TikTok were banned? Would Millennials finally return to Facebook, or is this the end of social media dominance? We’re exploring all the possibilities. Next, we’ll engage in some introspection (with a bit of light-hearted teasing): if you’ve checked off at least 18 items on this list, you’re officially classified as an Old Millennial. Finally, we’ll rank the cringiest, pettiest, and downright bizarre ‘icks’—are they genuine red flags, or just signs of people being overly sens...
Jan 17, 2025•42 min•Season 6Ep. 248
We’re diving into the hilariously divisive 2025 Banished Words List, which features overused terms like “cringe,” “IYKYK,” and “Skibidi." Meanwhile, Matt’s personal life resembles a sitcom as he navigates questionable coffee creamer choices and finds unconventional ways to showcase his pride for the Steelers. Additionally, Mike is making his return to the chaotic world of WWE after a decade and has some opinions. 00:00 Intro 01:30 Lake Superior State University Unveils 2025 Banished Words List 2...
Jan 11, 2025•37 min•Season 6Ep. 247
This week, we’re breaking down the 24 memes that defined 2024 and why they had us cackling all year long. Then, we dive into the chaos of content creators fleeing to new platforms because of the potential TikTok shutdown. Matt shares his hot take on why NBA ratings are tanking and pitches some wild ideas to bring the hype back. Meanwhile, Mike’s big news? He got desk organizers and drove 345 miles for a Christmas spectacular. 00:00 Intro 03:26 24 Memes That Kept Us Laughing Through 2024 20:00 Bu...
Jan 03, 2025•36 min•Season 6Ep. 246
In this episode, we explore the social dilemmas, the chaos of gift-giving, and the peculiarities of modern life. Have you ever called someone a “liability” to their face? 00:00 Intro 03:02 15 Things That Are Considered "Normal" In 2024 That Are Secretly Kinda Weird 20:23 Mike's IPA Woes 22:45 Take It! 31:18 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: ...
Dec 27, 2024•34 min•Season 5Ep. 245
Get your eggnog ready and ring those jingle bells because this episode features repeat guests—a group of pub friends who have remarkably released a new Christmas song every year for a decade. Is it a holiday miracle or just musical madness? We also play the ultimate “Would You Rather: Holiday Edition,” where we present tough festive choices that are sure to make you cringe: Secret Santa or white elephant gift exchange? Sunny beach vibes or a snowy wonderland? Christmas Eve mass or Christmas Day ...
Dec 20, 2024•26 min•Season 5Ep. 244
This episode covers everything from the wildest eBay listings to Juan Soto joining the Mets! Matt reveals his reasons for trying to sell his college football playoff tickets. At the same time, Mike shares two very different stories. A late-night inquiry about “snow” and a heartwarming encounter with a potentially grieving stranger. 00:00 Intro 03:07 14 Of The Weirdest eBay Listings Ever 19:29 Down In The Dumps 33:53 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW ...
Dec 13, 2024•35 min•Season 5Ep. 243
Is your brain suffering from too much screen time? Oxford University Press seems to think so, as they have declared “brain rot” the 2024 Word of the Year. In this piece, we explore why this term resonates so much in today’s society and how it connects to the extended Black Friday shopping craze. Additionally, we discuss the growing trend of breweries transforming into game night venues—because what could be better than enjoying board games with a cold beer? Meanwhile, Matt takes a firm stance by...
Dec 06, 2024•30 min•Season 5Ep. 242
