The rise of “doom spending” has people flinging money at fleeting pleasures while the world grapples with pressing issues. Is this behavior a form of therapy, or is it merely financial pandemonium? In this review, we’ll delve into the App Store, rating Apple’s most exceptional and disappointing offerings. From life-altering tools to apps that may prove utterly worthless, we’ll explore it all. 00:00 Intro 08:15 People Are ‘Doom Spending’ to Deal With the State of the World 20:20 Check The Ratings...
Nov 29, 2024•41 min•Season 5Ep. 241
Who needs a million friends when a smaller social circle can boost health? This episode explores the benefits of close-knit relationships, shares Mike’s latest toilet saga, and discusses the rebranding of Kum & Go gas stations. We feature an inspiring story about Augmentative and Alternative Communication, debate the merits of wedding dance floors, and whether passed hors d’oeuvres are classy or chaotic. Finally, we share some Netflix live-streaming fails and tips for unforgettable family me...
Nov 22, 2024•35 min•Season 5Ep. 240
Are Gen Z workers really avoiding the office bathroom? And what’s going on in Atlantic City after dark? This week, we dive into some of the strangest trends, from "bathroom anxiety" at work to what goes down in casinos at 2 a.m. Plus, we've got a Grammy breakdown on Song of the Year contenders, another classic Matt’s Chip Review, and even some personalized diss tracks we wrote for each other. 00:00 Intro 04:08 1 in 3 Gen Z workers too scared to use office bathroom, study reveals 13:25 Matt's Foo...
Nov 15, 2024•32 min•Season 5Ep. 239
We dive into a relationship conundrum: a woman questions if she’s being inconsiderate for encouraging her partner, who doesn’t have a driver’s license, to visit the DMV. Another person discovers the complications that arise when “fist bumps” and “f-bombs” don’t mix with Amazon delivery drivers. We’ll also explore a grandma’s reaction to her 18-year-old grandchild’s bus pass mishap, evaluate the ethics behind a boyfriend stealthily taking dumplings, and unravel the drama surrounding a fraternity ...
Nov 08, 2024•35 min•Season 5Ep. 238
In this fan-driven episode, we delve into some of your most intriguing (and occasionally hilarious) questions! We engage in a lively debate on the best Sabrina Carpenter song, attempt to determine who would emerge victorious in a contest on Dancing with the Stars, and even provide an update on the Yankees’ World Series. 00:00 Intro 02:43 What's The Sentence? 13:49 Community Take It! 35:09 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons....
Nov 01, 2024•37 min•Season 5Ep. 237
New Zealand airports are introducing a limit on goodbye hugs! In this episode, we explore the world’s first cuddle cap, which restricts farewells to just three minutes. Mike shares his "step-tacular" weekend, during which he managed to walk 27,000 steps and lived to tell the tale. We also express our cautious optimism about the Yankees' chances in the World Series, despite... well, the Yankees. Finally, Matt embarks on a taste adventure by sampling some bizarre Pringle flavors. 00:00 Intro 04:11...
Oct 25, 2024•39 min•Season 5Ep. 236
Funny Business Podcast Buckle up, because Elon Musk just revealed a $30,000 Tesla Cybercab and a Robovan—because why just commute when you can be chauffeured by robots? Meanwhile, Matt’s battling technology as his Firestick decides it’s officially "on strike." We also dive into Matt’s stress over the Yankees' playoff hopes—spoiler: his optimism is like their bullpen, shaky at best. And Mike? He’s become best friends with political survey callers (send help). Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 03:38 Tesla's...
Oct 18, 2024•32 min•Season 5Ep. 235
Ever wonder what happens to all that lost luggage at airports? Spoiler: It’s not just sitting around forever! This week, we dive into the bizarre business of reselling lost luggage and the treasures travelers unknowingly leave behind. Plus, we tackle the confusing world of the English language, where "flammable" and "inflammable" somehow mean the same thing. And speaking of big surprises, did you know baby blue whales pack on pounds faster than your post-holiday weight gain? Lastly, Mike’s mailb...
Oct 11, 2024•28 min•Season 5Ep. 234
This week, we explore how snail mail is bringing Millennials and Gen Zers together, discuss Yankee baseball in the playoffs, and dive into the heated Name, Image, and Likeness disputes. Plus, we reflect on our unhealthy internet dependency and share the pros and cons of speeding through podcasts. 00:00 Intro 03:00 Snail Mail Is the One Thing Millennials and Gen Zers Agree On 12:16 Buy Or Sell 29:11 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https:...
Oct 04, 2024•30 min•Season 5Ep. 233
In this episode, we dive into the wild story of a California man who unknowingly paid his neighbor’s electricity bill for 18 years. We also chat about BYU interviews, Mike’s epic ice cream brownie sundae order, celebrities cleaning up their social media, and a YouTuber caught filming all of his eating videos at once. 00:00 Intro 04:42 California Man Discovers He’s Paid His Neighbor’s Electricity Bill for Up to 18 Years 14:08 Sayyyy Whaaat? 31:24 Outro and Advice Watch today's podcast and see how...
Sep 27, 2024•33 min•Season 5Ep. 232
In this episode, we try to make sense of bizarre sentences from a random word generator, rate our thoughts on popular bachelor party activities, and laugh as Mike finally notices Matt is podcasting in a robe. 00:00 Intro 01:34 Who Tweeted? 03:31 What Do These Sentences Mean? 14:50 Check The Ratings 29:18 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: htt...
Sep 20, 2024•31 min•Season 5Ep. 231
In this episode, we dive into the buzz around a North Carolina restaurant’s controversial dress code compared to The Handmaid’s Tale, the struggles of unpacking after a trip, and Matt’s battle with back and shoulder pain. We also talk about nosy masseuses, childhood memories of getting left at the grocery store checkout, and James Earl Jones’ passing. Plus, we reflect on our favorite actors leaving us, discuss Hailey Welch’s new podcast, and Mike’s desk setup makeover! 00:00 Intro 02:15 North Ca...
Sep 13, 2024•36 min•Season 5Ep. 230
In this episode, we explore the universal traits of wisdom, settle the debate on the best Poptart flavor, and tackle the stigma around video games. We also rave about polka music, review Pickle Pete’s TikTok pipezone, and discuss the perks of audiobooks. Plus, Matt shares his bachelor party experience, and we dive into the dos and don’ts of bathroom etiquette. 00:00 Intro 02:34 Matt Reflects On His Trivia Journey 04:16 People Seen as Wise Share These Characteristics All Over the World 14:23 Buy ...
Sep 06, 2024•36 min•Season 5Ep. 229
This week, it’s the final showdown in our three-episode trivia gauntlet! We also dive into Matt’s Hot Pocket nostalgia gone wrong and his newfound addiction to retro college apparel. Is a complete wardrobe overhaul on the horizon? Tune in to find out! 00:00 Intro 02:53 Easy Trivia Questions - Part 3 19:51 Say Whaaaat? 36:06 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusine...
Aug 30, 2024•40 min•Season 5Ep. 228
This week, prepare for part 2 of our epic three-episode trivia gauntlet! We debate life-or-death Rock Paper Scissors, share our unexpected opinions on rubber ducks, and imagine what we’d do if the moon exploded. Plus, we talk about our fondness (or not) for axolotls. 00:00 Intro 05:53 Easy Trivia Questions - Part 2 21:10 Community Take It! 45:10 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.fa...
Aug 23, 2024•46 min•Season 5Ep. 227
This week, Mike begins the trivia gauntlet with a three-episode series. Later, Matt and Mike discuss which player on the 2024 USA Men's Basketball team would embody "Captain America." 00:00 Intro 03:18 Easy Trivia Questions - Part 1 17:29 Caleb Williams Update 18:28 Take It! 32:51 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/f...
Aug 16, 2024•34 min•Season 5Ep. 226
This week, Mike shows off merch from “Speed Tour” Trent Miller, we talk about a chicken parade changing city restrictions in Iowa, and why Ohio’s Supreme Court says “boneless” chicken wings might still have bones. Plus, Matt gets a concert fashion compliment, and Mike shares his thoughts on restaurant staffing struggles. 00:00 Intro 01:32 Mike Gets Merch From "Speed Tour" Trent Miller 05:06 Chicken Parade Prompts Changes To Proposed Restrictions In Iowa’s Capital City 13:47 Chicken Wings Adverti...
Aug 09, 2024•35 min•Season 5Ep. 225
This week, Mike and Matt discuss the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile’s unexpected flip on a Chicago highway, why yelling at USA athletes during the Olympics is the most American pastime and the tale of a lost boa constrictor that found its way home. 00:00 Intro 04:12 Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Flips Onto Its Side After Crash Along Suburban Chicago Highway 16:09 Buy Or Sell! 34:30 Outro And Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspo...
Aug 02, 2024•37 min•Season 5Ep. 224
This week, Mike and Matt talk bacon bits, cats being afraid of cucumbers, air conditioners working and not working, and College Football '25. 00:00 Intro 01:16 Mike's New Lifestyle Change 03:52 The Beverage Dilemma 06:17 Why Are Cats Scared Of Cucumbers? 09:47 Unusual Fears 13:23 Bacon Bits? 19:29 Sayyyyy Whaaat? 30:58 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod...
Jul 26, 2024•32 min•Season 5Ep. 223
This week, Mike and Matt discuss songs to sing in the shower and rate Olympic sports to watch. 00:00 Intro 04:25 What's The Word? 07:15 Mike Uses A Random Sentence Generator 09:00 We Play "Never Have I Ever" 14:33 Check The Ratings 32:15 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.co...
Jul 19, 2024•34 min•Season 5Ep. 222
This week, Mike and Matt discuss the events during Independence Day weekend. They will cover topics such as Mike potentially breaking his pinky toe and Matt breaking a golf iron. Additionally, they will be sharing advice on how people can cope with their significant other playing an excessive amount of College Football 25. 00:00 Intro 02:44 Mike Reviews The Boogie Board Blackboard Reusable Notebook 05:20 Matt Breaks A Golf Club On The 4th Of July 06:14 Mike Breaks His Pinky Toe On 4th Of July 08...
Jul 12, 2024•37 min•Season 5Ep. 221
This week, Mike and Matt talk about a new trend involving flying on a plane with no music or distractions. Then we discuss Bronny James playing with his father in the NBA and the anticipation of College Football 25. 00:00 Intro 03:37 Men Are ‘Raw Dogging’ It on Flights — Here’s What the Weird Travel Trend Means 14:04 Buy Or Sell 35:32 Outro and Advice Watch today's podcast and see how you can get 20% off with Liquid I.V.! MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons:...
Jul 05, 2024•37 min•Season 5Ep. 220
This week, Mike and interviews Matt for a job, but Matt doesn't know the job position. Then, we discuss Joey Chesnut's ban and the "Hawk Tuah" girl. 00:00 Intro 03:20 Mike Interviews Matt For An Important Job 20:43 Down In The Dumps 30:30 Outro and Advice Watch today's podcast and see how you can get 20% off with Liquid I.V.! MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram...
Jun 28, 2024•32 min•Season 5Ep. 219
This week, Mike quizzes Matt on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" questions that contestants got wrong in the first round, and they debate whether a back porch or front porch is better. 00:00 Intro 03:00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 14:50 Would You Rather? 32:49 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ T...
Jun 21, 2024•35 min•Season 5Ep. 218
This week, Mike shares updates at Apple's Worldwide Developers Conference 2024 and Matt shares a shocking update about the alleged pregnancy of Charlotte The Stingray. 00:00 Intro 01:02 Matt and Mike Go Golfing 03:52 Apple WWDC 2024 Recap 19:09 Dude, That's F**king Crazy! 31:07 Advice and Outro MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funn...
Jun 14, 2024•33 min•Season 5Ep. 217
This week, Mike and Matt share how tough they are to enter the Salty Spitoon and Matt asks the fans for "Take It!" segments! 00:00 Intro 02:23 Welcome To The Salty Spitoon, How Tough Are Ya? 16:40 Take It! 34:09 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod Twitch:...
Jun 07, 2024•38 min•Season 5Ep. 216
This week, Mike and Matt discuss a man hiding photos of Nicolas Cage around their office for years. Matt shares good news about the MLB, and Mike talks about his experience with Memorial Day Weekend Deer. 00:00 Intro 01:07 Show and Tell With Mike 02:42 Killer Office Pranks 15:52 Buy Or Sell 32:10 Outro and Advice MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www...
May 31, 2024•35 min•Season 5Ep. 215
This week, Mike and Matt discussed individuals taking advantage of remote work policies by taking days off without submitting time off. Then, Matt quizzed Mike on "Who Tweeted?" and we ranked the best songs for "Hot Girl Walks." MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod Twitch:...
May 24, 2024•38 min•Season 5Ep. 214
This week, Mike and Matt discuss what to include in their dream mancave, how bottled water is the best, and a PSA to check for any security tags on clothing before you leave the store! MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod YouT...
May 17, 2024•36 min•Season 5Ep. 213
This week, Mike and Matt talk about a man creating an event of eating cheeseballs in front of a New York City crowd, and Matt shares about a pop culture icon who has been keeping a secret for over 40 years but was right in front of us all along. MERCH: https://store.streamelements.com/funnybusinessen FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybu...
May 10, 2024•31 min•Season 5Ep. 212
