228. CHECKED
With no time, Tristan recounts being puppeted into work, and an absolute lack of patience. Complaints of traffic work, heat, and amusement in recent looney tunes controversies.
Jul 18, 2025•32 min
FULL CIRCUS
Stumbling through his 20’s, Tristan Sartoris hosts a weekly podcast filled with comedic stories and discussions of him trying to understand the craziness of life from outside the circus tent.
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Episodes
227. Be Rob Lowe
Quitting the gym, finding health, titanic, and more.Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.comSOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ / tristansartoris / tristansartoris...
Jul 12, 2025•33 min
226. UNPREPARED
An embarrassing display quite honestly. Tristan talks about a couple things and fumbles in his attempt to rush through.
Jul 04, 2025•21 min
225. Am I Sweating?
93 degrees and a dream! Tristan recounts his very few experiences of the week.
Jun 27, 2025•22 min
224. FAT GRAMAR
Minor updates, failed diets, shedeur sanders, lying to the homeless.
Jun 20, 2025•24 min
223. ..out loud
New hurdles, and a bad burn! ONWARDS! Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Jun 13, 2025•33 min
222. MISSION: GET TO BED AT A DECENT TIME
Tristan struggles with the same thing he's been back and forth with since late April. Stupid.
Jun 06, 2025•26 min
221. MORNING PERSON
AFTER WEEKS of failure, Tristan has woken up before noon. He'll recount his tales of the day, as well as comment on recent scientific development. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
May 30, 2025•33 min
220. I CAN BENCH TWO TWENTY
Tristan recounts his trials in finding sleep, free groceries, and makes up a philosophical point on the fly. As well as the Mexican Navy Ship, Cameron Diaz rejecting facial surgery, and how not to bake with your kids. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
May 23, 2025•40 min
219. WORLD'S WORST
Biggest douchebag, Tristan Sartoris, attempts to catch you up on his recent activity in an 84 degree studio, and tries to make sense.. per usual. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
May 16, 2025•25 min
218. OATMEAL LETHARGY
Tristan eats an entire box of instant oatmeal and rambles for 30 minutes about mother's day, the pope, ai, dogsitting, and more!
May 09, 2025•30 min
217. MATINEE MAYHEM
Tristan has a disruptive showing of Sinners, gets yelled at by the homeless, and ponders the point of Hooters. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
May 01, 2025•27 min
216. 2 HOT CAMERAS
In 87 degrees, Tristan tinkers with the setup while recounting his keto woes, bad sleep and too much or little caffeine. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Apr 26, 2025•22 min
215. COMMIT
Tristan recalls some stories from the dollar store, recent headlines, answers wedgie questions and wears swimtrunks.
Apr 18, 2025•34 min
214. LIFE LANE
Tristan finally fixes his one and only flaw. His sleep schedule. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Apr 11, 2025•27 min
213. PLAYING SOLO
Midnight? Middle of Night? Who is he, where is he? Nobody knows. Tristan tells his tales of living in the shadows recently and probably some other things.
Apr 03, 2025•23 min
212. I B U PROFEN?
Intense migraines aside, Tristan recounts some random thoughts and tales of the week. Booyah or something like that.
Mar 28, 2025•24 min
211. I DESERVE A SNACK
Good days, Bad days, productive or not? Snacks in 4. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Mar 21, 2025•26 min
210. SHOWING UP
4 years of nonsense and having fun being stupid together. Thank you everyone that tunes in to this silly little show, and for all the questions and messages. ONWARDS! Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Mar 14, 2025•35 min
209. ABSURD SLICED BREAD
Tristan speaks about the bizarre world of storytelling and how little far we've come as a society since sliced bread. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Mar 07, 2025•25 min
208. PALE & COMPARED
Back on caffeine as a form of sleep control, and roasted by his mother, Tristan tries to convince his family to watch Puss In Boots; all the while reminding everyone of his uncle. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Feb 28, 2025•23 min
207. HALF ASLEEP
Tristan rolls right out of bed, and starts the podcast. Talks about his sleeping patterns, and tries to riff on planes and meteors but he was too tired. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Feb 21, 2025•25 min
206. GET WHAT YOU GET
Valentine's Day is for more than one, get out there and share the love! Tristan lightly covers the holiday, superbowl, and some other random crap
Feb 13, 2025•22 min
205. MONTH OF THE VOICELESS
Tristan comes in with no voice, and discusses his desire for a month of pastrami and answers some wedgie questions. SUBMIT TO THE SHOW: FullCircusPodcast@gmail.com
Feb 07, 2025•28 min
204.THE DESK THAT ALMOST WAS
In an effort to seem put together, Tristan builds a new desk, and immediately clutters it with junk. Join in the conversation of Batmen, Winter Weight, and Bad Handshakes! Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Jan 31, 2025•24 min
203. SIX COOKIES AND A DREAM
Sleep deprived, Tristan eats 6 cookies and starts the show! Airing out his frustrations, trying to cheer up the dmv, comments on the inauguration's spell casting attempts, homeschoolism and some other stuff I'm sure.. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Jan 24, 2025•28 min
202. DRY EYES
Cold and barely managing, Tristan survives his dry eyes to tell you his current tales, and headlines of inauguration, the switch 2, tiktok bans, and the LAFD fire department. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Jan 17, 2025•28 min
201. THE COLD, THE OLD, AND THE STRANGE
Tristan battles his furnace being out, while recounting some recent tales of the elderly, and some other stuff as he flounders trying to think warm thoughts.
Jan 10, 2025•23 min
200. NEW YEAR SAME ME
Is 2025 your year?? Are you shooting for the moon, or just trying to eat a McRib? Tristan discusses his unlofty goals for this year, and gives out some half baked advice to anyone that needs it. There's also some other stuff in there, y'know? HAPPY NEW YEAR! #newyears #resolutions
Jan 03, 2025•32 min
199. MARVELOUS EXUBERANCE
Holiday recap, battling character growth, taking a stand against sprinkles, and so much more that Tristan cannot be held accountable for.
Dec 27, 2024•28 min
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