198. MAKE MAGIC
It's Christmas TIME, while Tristan recounts his beef with santa, recent embarassments, and basically blames the lack of magic on everyone else?
Dec 20, 2024•32 min
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Stumbling through his 20’s, Tristan Sartoris hosts a weekly podcast filled with comedic stories and discussions of him trying to understand the craziness of life from outside the circus tent.
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197. FOLLOW THE WEIRD
Tristan tells the tales of his weird encounters, embracing the cold, and how unfortunate it can be to call the wrong hotline.
Dec 13, 2024•24 min
196. BAD ACTING
Tristan runs from the police, does a bad job at pretending to be cold, and bombs an important session. Wanna Write to The Show??: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Dec 06, 2024•28 min
195. SERIOUSLY GRATEFUL
Tristan tells the tale of THE DEAL. While remaining grateful for noise, and pie, he also accidentally incites violence but quickly retracts it? Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris #blackfriday #thanksgiving #story...
Nov 29, 2024•28 min
194. COOKIES
Tristan is out of it, and throwing out gold stars and celebratory cookies to those that can answer his rhetorical questions. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris...
Nov 22, 2024•27 min
193. MARKETPLACE MANIA
Tristan breaks his new macbook, before wandering into the spiraling mess that is Facebook Marketplace. People walk into his home unannounced. He almost harms the elderly, he gets the elderly fired, but most importantly, he opened a door for a grandma and clings to this single good deed as his defining characteristic.
Nov 15, 2024•39 min
192. IT WILL BE OKAY..
Tristan reports on the changes in the world, and reassures the people. I mean, he kinda just says a lot of crap. Hopefully it helps? If not, just remember he's a fool trying his best.
Nov 08, 2024•33 min
191. 0-8
In his last effort to cover politics, Tristan speaks about his other failures, and celebrity look alike contests. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Nov 01, 2024•36 min
190. SCARED TO THE FUTURE
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Decorated, candled. candied, and costumed, Tristan returns to the Sanctuary of Scare to mispronounce names, share some recent scares, cover popular spooky topics, and have an all around festive experience. ENJOY!!.. if you dare.. mwahahah Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Oct 24, 2024•48 min
189. CHEAP TRASH
Tristan completes his halloween quest at the dollar store, before getting an inexpensive haircut, waving off a salesman, saving cents, and trying to steal your hard earned NASA money. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Oct 18, 2024•31 min
188. HURRICANE MILK
Finally sorta sorting out the details, Tristan drinks a gallon of milk, kills a rat, and preaches about the positive effects of bullying. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Oct 11, 2024•37 min
187. NEW FALL
Back in the new studio, with new stories, new complaints, and new convenient inconveniences. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Oct 04, 2024•27 min
186. AUNT GAY
This didn't go according to ANY plan..
Sep 27, 2024•20 min
185. 12 STEPS
Impressive to even have an ego with this many technical difficulties. Tristan recaps this week's awkward moments, answers questions, and drops hints about a new surprise... shh Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Sep 20, 2024•29 min
184. IMPATIENT
He didn't have the patience for a description. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Sep 13, 2024•32 min
183. THE FAVORITE
Tristan boldly proclaims he's the chosen one, and faces immediate repercussions... Lord bless his arrogance.. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Sep 06, 2024•33 min
182. MILKING IT
He thought he was safe.. but the evil dairy wizards have struck back. Tristan covers his recent trying times of milk damage, loss of money, loss of time, and why he isn't fit to give advice. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Aug 30, 2024•38 min
181. READ THE ROOM
Stories of bombing jokes, gym memberships, tales from the dollar store and his new tiktok diagnosed autism.
Aug 23, 2024•35 min
180. HUMBLE CHAINS
Tristan brags about how humble he is with his chain and being scammed by his car insurance. He also covers the recent headlines of Disney, The Olympics and Snow White with uneducated takes. You want all that with a side of needless vamping? Come along!
Aug 16, 2024•35 min
179. AT A SIMMER
Tristan describes his absolute lack of patience. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris Sound Design by TuneBurger: https://www.instagram.com/musicbytuneburger/ YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freaking awesome day! - Tristan...
Aug 09, 2024•40 min
178. TOILET ATHLETE
Bro was tired and puking. More at 7. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris Sound Design by TuneBurger: https://www.instagram.com/musicbytuneburger/ YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freaking awesome day! - Tristan...
Aug 02, 2024•25 min
177. SLEEPY CO-WORKER
Oh you know.
Jul 26, 2024•32 min
176. AMERICAN WEDGIES
At war with his calming sunglasses, Tristan does his best to stay awake and recall his dreams, bad habits, answer some wedgie questions and pretends to know how the world works.
Jul 19, 2024•35 min
175. AGE ENVY
Speaking on age, zombies, loneliness, and looooots of food. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Jul 12, 2024•32 min
174. CAFFEINE RAILS
Tristan's back on the sauce, and back off the rails. Covering his latest week of wins and losses. Experiencing The Walking Dead for the first time, Presidents, 4th of July, and kinda more?
Jul 05, 2024•39 min
173. AREN'T WE ALL?
Politics, A&W, Shark Attacks, Justin Timberlake and a whole lot of L's! Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Jun 28, 2024•39 min
172. DECAF ALIENS
Outta energy, and outta time; Tristan recaps his most recent struggles while covering the news, aliens, and then some.. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Jun 21, 2024•40 min
171. WE FINISHED
Basically just a recap of all the dread. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Jun 14, 2024•29 min
170. BE THE BEST
Whether its Pickleball, Golf, or being an Uncle. Tristan is on a mission to become the best at everything.. He also covers the 48 Laws of Power, and the debate of June being Men's Mental Health Month.
Jun 06, 2024•33 min
169. NEW FASHION
Innovating in the art of expression through style/graphic t's, Tristan overly exaggerates the power of his new shirt. He also covers his new training, the wage gap, the WNBA, hockey, and gets called "tan."
May 31, 2024•39 min
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