Bram Stoker’s Dracula Part 2: Draculala Land

Mwahahahaha, welcome to part 2 of our miniseries on Bram Stoker’s Dracula!  This week we cover chapters 10-18 of that classic Gothic horror novel.  Our team of hunters is uniting, blood is being consumed, and vampires are being staked.  Who will survive to the end of the book?!  Theo reaches nirvana, which is bad for the pod.  Jackie refuses to disclose her latitude and longitude.  Rachel finds a way to blame women no matter what.  Topics include: the appropriate behavior for a guest, gay time, Eddie Van Halen, HIPAA violations, making flowers kiss, Gandalf in the Hobbit, #thebloodisthelife, whether wolves are vampires (no), a bloofer reel, the price of garlic, the etymology of sperm whales, canonical gingers, Husband Squad, bed bugs, Stone Cold Steve Austin, penetrasche, the transitive property, The Price is Right but for character deaths, and Philip K. Dick.