Ep. 266. Thankschoosing 6: Buckets of Slops
Let us give Gratitudes! It's another Thankschoosing journey into a very horrible day. Matt makes the worst decision of his life! Chris finds a happy ending! Who the heck is Topher?!
Nov 23, 2023
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Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.
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Ep. 265. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 2 Equal Blowforce Will Cancel Out Any Toot
This week, Chris becomes a babysitter and Matt blows it... literally AND figuratively! Ok seriously, it's more exciting than it sounds. Not a lot more. But some.
Nov 15, 2023
Ep. 264. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 1 The Normal Kind of Coward
It's New Book Week, so you know these doofuses are going to get the same read somehow... OR WILL THEY? It's Vikingtimes so Matt takes an "outwardly pragmatic" approach, and Chris plays it safe! Thrilling!
Nov 09, 2023
Ep. 263. Creeptobscare ’23: Haunted Halloween Party with Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast!
Happy Halloweeeeen! Dani and Bill are back IN THE FLESH to help the bros knock a couple more endings off the traditional final book of Creeptobscare. Fun was always on the menu, but no one expected a Halloween Miracle!
Oct 31, 2023
Ep. 262. Creeptobscare ’23: The Night of a Little Comic Shop of Knight in Screaming Tale of Tiki Island
Covid can eat it! The boys are back and ready to make up for lost Creeptobscare time by tackling an entire plane of the MultiBumpsGooseVerse at once! It's a mind melter!
Oct 26, 2023
Ep. 261. Creeptobscare ’23: Please Don’t Feed the Vampire
Creeptobscare is back! This week, it's poodle vampire time so cover that neck and prepare for spoopiness!
Oct 04, 2023
Ep. 260. You Are a Shark: Week 10 Kissing in the Drift
This week, Chris blows Matt's mind by revealing that there's only two pages left to find in this book! Could this be the final week of this essentially sharkless adventure?
Sep 29, 2023
Ep. 259. You Are a Shark: Week 9 The One with the Zebra Joke
This week, Chris finds an ending HE'S never found before, Matt manages to keep his read nice and short for once, and someone absolutely blows it!
Sep 20, 2023
Ep. 258. You Are a Shark: Week 8 The Eternity of Death
This week, Matt whips brutally from childlike delight to good ol' fashioned despair, Chris discovers the secret behind why the book is called what it's called, and everyone yells FAT TUNA!
Sep 13, 2023
Ep. 257. You Are a Shark: Week 7 Three Steps, Turn
This week, Matt learns a completely unnecessary bit of heartbreaking animal family trauma, Chris tries to smile but can't, and someone gets referred to as pounds and pounds of meat which is fair tbh!
Aug 30, 2023
Ep. 256. You Are a Shark: Week 6 At the Baby Bear Crossroads
This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat!
Aug 23, 2023
Ep. 255. You Are a Shark: Week 5 Camping Baskets for Bellbottom Bear
This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache!
Aug 16, 2023
Ep. 254. You Are a Shark: Week 4 Shark the Knife
This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy!
Aug 09, 2023
Ep. 253. You Are a Shark: Week 3 Alpha Horse Homebuddy
This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they're stuck with them forever!
Aug 02, 2023
Ep. 252. You Are a Shark: Week 2 Draw a Snork from Memory Challenge 2023
This week, Chris gets to be a whole bunch of critters, Matt kicks the can with a mouthful of someone's butt, and someone IS A SHARK! Will it be all that we hoped? Sure!
Jul 29, 2023
Ep. 251. You Are a Shark: Week 1 If You Die as an Animal, You Die as an Animal
Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt's read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe!
Jul 19, 2023
Ep. 250. Spy for George Washington: Week 1 Breeches with Brette Midler
Happy Independence Day! The votes are in and we have a winner for our next read, but while we wait for it to physically arrive, let's start a July 4th tradition! Being sneaky for ol' Georgie!
Jul 04, 2023
Ep. 249. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 11 If a Woodchuck Could Give Shucks
This week, Chris gets taken to task by the author, Matt accidentally stumbles into something good, someone shows off their insane book-janitoring skills, and it's time to vote for the next book!
Jun 28, 2023
Ep. 248. Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life: Week 1 Ye Olde Slippery Brothers
The brothers are back! But after such a long time away, they're not quite ready to dive back in with Indy. It's time for a summer diversion! Chris starts a food fight with blue eggs! Matt jams a crowbar in a gator's face! Basic camp stuff!
Jun 18, 2023
Ep. 247. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 10 Jellicles Never Forget
This week, Matt learns some new rules of mummy magic, Chris bears witness to a glorious feast, and cats are getting revenge all over the place!
May 25, 2023
Ep. 246. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 9 Here They Are In Person
This week, Chris goes left and adds another terrifying critter to his menagerie, Matt uncovers Dr. Salaam's super secret plan, and someone finally has their Sad Pizza Party! And it's gross!
May 17, 2023
Ep. 245. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 8 King Baloney
This week, Chris discovers an alternate reality, Matt gets rescued by a cool gal from Cincinnati, and someone gets beaten again and again with their own scepter!
May 10, 2023
Ep. 244. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 7 Torch Iron on the Tiger Hole
This week, Chris gets straight up ignored by Indiana Jones, Matt gets a big payoff on a little aside, and someone desperately heaves! And it's almost Finish It's 5th birthday! Also, mummy boats!
May 04, 2023
Ep. 243. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 6 Thiquid
This week, Matt gets what just might be THE best read in the book and Chris gets brutalized with some creative interactive fiction mechanic tinkering the likes of which we have never seen before! Unless we did and we forgot about it!
Apr 26, 2023
Ep. 242. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 5 Real Bad Stineburn
This week, Chris is 100% sure he did the most Indiana Jones thing for the week, Matt makes a classic crowd-pleasin' boo boo blunder, and both brothers get multi-punned by the master!
Apr 19, 2023
Ep. 241. Chooster 5: The Bunny Looks Sick, Too
The Allbunny is back to take the guys on another fever dream excursion, which is appropriate considering all the viruses that they've had recently! Chris gets a sentence that encapsulates every kid's Easter dream! Matt gets some hot corn soup! The brothers celebrate Chris' belated bday!
Apr 12, 2023
Ep. 240. The Fairy Kidnap: Week 2 The Fairy Fellers’ Masterstroke
This week, Fey Day returns! Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings are back to whisk you away on a magical journey. Magic Wings serves his king dutifully! Twiddle Foots realizes he is not even the main character in this thing! We avoid evil tiny horses!
Mar 22, 2023
Ep. 239. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 4 The Two-Faced Monster
This week, Matt gets fully bamboozled by the author, Chris also gets fully bamboozled by the author, and someone's read gets "batty" but they still have a "howlin'" good time!
Mar 15, 2023
Ep. 238. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 3 Emergency Body Dirt
This week, Matt deeply disappoints an entire room full of people, Chris "scores a quadruple," and the guys are just a couple of dang Marions over here!
Mar 08, 2023
Ep. 237. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 2 The Snakes Have Never Been Higher
This week, Chris butts someone headfirst, Matt gets caught in a mummy fight, and a vital palindrome is discovered!
Mar 01, 2023
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