Technical issues be darned it's time for a new ep in a new book! This week, Chris jumps off a roof, Matt attempts to explain himself to the authorities, and both of these things go terribly!
Feb 25, 2023
This is it! This MIGHT be the very last read of this book! Will the Yule brothers manage to find the last two pages? Or will they curse everyone to another week in a magic cave? Plus, voting's done! It's time to find out what the next read will be!
Feb 08, 2023
This week, Chris has a life-changing read, Matt is 99% sure his read has already been read but it's such a delight he doesn't even care, and it's time to vote for the next book! Chris picked a book and Matt picked a book, but whose User-picked book did they choose to be option #3? Find out now!
Feb 02, 2023
Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder are back so it's time for all whackers to rack right off! Everyone but Bill has had a winning read of our favorite Down Under adventure—could this be his year?
Jan 25, 2023
This week, Matt pretends he's a sleepy lil bear, Chris makes a bunch of forest friends, and there's only three endings left!
Jan 18, 2023
This week, Chris gets a nice little vacation during an epically long read, Matt discovers that the author may not have fully comprehended the time travel torture he created, and someone gets silly with the book only to have the book slap back.
Jan 11, 2023
Happy New Year! This week, Matt encounters a whole new nightmare of time travel that had not even occurred to him, Chris changes the life of one (undeserving) person's life, and it's time for some podcast resolutions!
Jan 04, 2023
Are you ready to venture back into the mountains in search of the Yeti? And also your friend Carlos? Here's hoping cuz that's what's up! Join Chris and Matt and Krampus and Bongle the Awful Elf and all of your favorites for a winter wonderread!
Dec 21, 2022
This week, Chris' nemesis tries to bring the pain but is ill-prepared for his two COUNT THEM TWO secret weapons, Matt gets an ending that makes no sense without the accompanying illustration - perfect for a podcast! - and wool pants are a fashion yes in any time period!
Dec 15, 2022
This week, Matt learns a dark legend about the cave of time involving scattered piles of bones, Chris' read takes a tragic and sudden left turn, and someone drowns! Twice!
Dec 07, 2022
This week, Matt learns how to be agoraphobic and claustrophobic at the same time as he whizzes through space in a coffin, Chris finds an ending that is a great setup for a movie, and the brothers have a very special Krampusnacht guest!
Nov 30, 2022
Thankschoosing is upon us again! It's time for another journey into the worst day of your life. Can it possibly get more grim than last year? Oh, absolutely!
Nov 24, 2022
This week, Matt finds Mr. Packard's grimdarkest vision of the distant future, Chris discovers Mr, Packard's most baffling ending, and there's a Finish It! Discord now! (Link's in the post!)
Nov 16, 2022
New book day! Return with the brothers to the place where it all started. And ended. And had all the middles. The Cave of Time!
Nov 09, 2022
Matt is back! But don’t think that’ll stop the curse of Creeptobscare from rearing it’s mildly annoying head! The booo-thers engage in an apple juice power hour to accompany another journey to the worst Halloween party ever. It gets real sticky. Also, Matt brings his full confidence to a horror movie synonyms quiz and Chris […]
Oct 31, 2022
The shadow of Creetobscare grows long as Ty from Side Character Quest joins us to find out if we could be a deer! What could be spookier?! Three deer? DON’T BE RIDICULOUS! Ty gets stuck in deer Groundhog Day, rutting territory is disputed, and vegetation is munched. Also, Ty brings a homerun D&D style quiz […]
Oct 28, 2022
The bells toll thrice for the third week of Creeptobscare! Dani and Bill from Escape this Podcast and Solve This Murder join to battle lizard people on a moving train as grandmas just keep popping up left and right. Also, we receive a visit from a very special surprise caller, brainstorm birthday/halloween synergy, and make […]
Oct 19, 2022
On this second week of Creeptobscare, Michael Jonathan Smith from Cobra Kai and the upcoming Twisted Metal TV series joins the spoopy fun! Chris forces him to answer the age old question, how do you boo? Also, Chris challenges Michael to a round of Scary Movie Synonyms, and a bunch of crazy kitty cats cause […]
Oct 12, 2022
Creeptobscare begins! This week, Chris escapes the cruel yoke of Matt’s talent and takes the incredible Stephen C. James for a bumpy journey through a very very bad first day of school. Also, Chris challenges Stephen to a round of Are you a Wimp or Do You Laugh at Fear?” and they uncover the dirty […]
Oct 05, 2022
This week, Chris' adventure is violent yellow! Matt's is long brown! Why all the obfuscation? Because surprises! It's a real long one but it's a real epic adventure! With only two endings left, will they finish this book? YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT.
Sep 14, 2022
In this week's episode, Chris finds Luigi doing math badly, and Matt develops a whole theory of choice-making based on solving puzzles and playing it smart and this freakin' book slaps him back down hard. Who does he think he is?!
Sep 07, 2022
In this week's epic episode, Chris accomplishes his mission but instantly regrets it, Matt swings big and HITS and also MISSES, and it's a triple segment bonus blast!
Aug 31, 2022
This week, Matt gets muffled by ectoplasm, Chris discovers a whole new color, and Luigi full on loses it while blasting monsters after his precious moustache is singed!
Aug 17, 2022
This week, Chris uncovers a mysterious body hair grooming situation, Matt runs blindly into the darkness, and there are loops! Loops and loops and loops! Loops within loops! It is a nightmare!
Aug 03, 2022
This week, Matt learns that Koopa cakes exist and are horrible, Chris comes across the most incomprehensible puzzle yet, and one brother gets what could be the darkest ending in the book!
Jul 20, 2022
This week, Chris learns some shocking Koopa lore, Matt learns the Brooklyn Plumbers' War Cry, and Luigi is a warrior with a heart of gold!
Jul 13, 2022
This week, Chris and Matt head to the Mushroom Kingdom by way of Brooklyn for their very first adventure with their new best friend Luigi! Chris gets the most confusing ending ever! Matt kills Luigi! It's fun for everyone!
Jul 06, 2022
This week, Chris and Matt welcome the extraordinarily talented Ty from the extraordinarily terrific Side Character Quest and surprise him with a read from a wild book from his childhood!
Jun 29, 2022
This week, Matt gets slapped in the face by an adult man, Chris gets his face poked by an adult man, and THIS IS THE CLOSEST the scores have ever been! Can Matt come from behind and win the book or will Chris run away with the dang thing?
Jun 22, 2022
This week, Chris teams up with a blurry buddy, Matt revisits a mysterious older woman, and this could be the very last week of this book! It's time to vote for the next read!
Jun 08, 2022