Perfectly Adequate: Our Olive Garden Musical

WELCOME TO OUR MUSICAL EPISODE! You're reading that correctly!

• Michael & Garrett review Olive Garden
• The boys think they can top Olive Garden’s in-house soundtrack by creating one of their own!
• JUB gets a real job
• What's going on with there being SO MANY BIRTHDAYS at Olive Garden??
• Former Olive Garden employee Trever Jones recounts meeting the love of his love on the job
• 3 year-old Yaretzi gives up on reviewing the kids menu, so her dad does it for her
• 7 full-length songs about Michael & Garrett’s night at Olive Garden:
  • “We’re All Family Here” (10:15)
    • Music by Kyle Schieffer
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas & Garrett Zwerk
    • Performed by Nick Adams, Cristina Bidagor, Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, & Kyle Schieffer
    • Additional voices by Kyle Schieffer, Alessandra Hill, & Jonny from Fiverr
  • “All We Want Is You (To Be Our Server)” (featuring alice the g00n) (26:45)
    • Music by James McEnelly
    • Lyrics by Garrett Zwerk & Michael Ornelas
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, & alice the g00n
    • Additional voices by James McEnelly, Gabe Alvarez, Natalie Paniccia, & Caroline Paniccia
  • “Send It Back!” (32:12)
    • Music by Gabe Alvarez
    • Lyrics by Gabe Alvarez
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas & Garrett Zwerk
    • Backing vocals by Gabe Alvarez
    • Additional Voices by Alessandra Hill
  • “Charge for Sauce” (42:39)
    • Music by Kyle Schieffer
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas
    • Performed by Ben Valdmets, Michael Ornelas, & Garrett Zwerk
    • Additional Voices by Kyle Schieffer
  • “Room for Dessert” (featuring Ghettosocks) (52:48)
    • Music by Fresh Kils
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas & Darren Pyper
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, Ghettosocks, & alice the g00n
  • “Perfectly Adequate” (featuring alice the g00n) (1:04:19)
    • Music by Kyle Schieffer
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, & alice the g00n
    • Backing vocals by Kyle Schieffer
  • “We’re All Family Here (Reprise)” (1:08:49)
    • Music by Kyle Schieffer
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, Nick Adams, & Cristina Bidagor
    • Backing vocals by Kyle Schieffer
    • Additional voices by alice the g00n & Ghettosocks

All songs mastered by Perrier Grey

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