This week we had to record from home after NYC was hit by back to back blizzards. Luckily, the heats working and we taught Mouse how to pick up sundries from the bodega. We talk about the Super Bowl, Margarine Taylor Greene, and what we’re watching on Netflix. Love y’all. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Feb 08, 2021•36 min•Season 1Ep. 85
Was this a podcast episode or a breath of fresh, covid-droplet free air? It’s both, Beaches. Andy and Rosie come to you straight from their new home at Park Studios in Brooklyn NY where they’re recording into real mics (not these shitty lollipops you’re used to hearing!) with a real camera, on a real SET- like our listeners DESERVE. We aren’t fucking around anymore (and if you’re a Patreon subscriber, you’re gonna get some TEA this week.) Every episode recorded will go straight to the Youtubez. ...
Feb 01, 2021•43 min•Season 1Ep. 84
Hey Beaches, this is the 83rd episode of Find Your Beach, the podcast. We talk about a lot of fun things on here, including sex, Florida, and the weather in New York. We're too tired to write a better intro, but I think the podcast was still quality. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Jan 25, 2021•40 min•Season 1Ep. 83
Well Beaches, we can't really tell you what this episode is about, because it really isn't about anything. Andy drank some cold brew too late and proceeded to change the subject about every three seconds, but in what we think is a fun way. We hope this isn't your first time listening to the pod, but if it is, this happens sometimes. We're nuts. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbake...
Jan 18, 2021•43 min•Season 1Ep. 82
Hey Beaches, the revolution happened and failed, and we talk about it, as well shower sex, and what are genitals look like. It's pretty fun, but I'm biased. Hope you're having a good Monday while listening to this, just in case it's all of our last Monday, cause Don still has the nuclear codes. Cheers! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Jan 11, 2021•45 min•Season 1Ep. 81
Welp Beaches, this is this week's episode, and it's pretty dang weird. Maybe not, but I'm pretty tired and I feel weird. Maybe I'm projecting. Anyways, we talk about predictions for the new year, how to kill a Real Housewife, and Rosie ignores Andy's boundaries and makes him look at a medical disaster. Happy Monday! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Jan 04, 2021•47 min•Season 1Ep. 80
Hey Beaches, we're in Maine. We don't really talk about it, but it's basically the opposite of a beach. It has beaches, but they're not nice, especially now. Anyways, we talk about the holidays, presents, and the dangers of talking to strangers in the COVID testing lines. Happy Monday! **Also send us New Year resolutions to fybpod@gmail.com or on Insta.** SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @...
Dec 28, 2020•42 min•Season 1Ep. 79
On this very special episode of FYB, we have our first in person guest join us in the treehouse. Do we call it that? The fort? Mount Beach? Anyways, we're up in the sky and Ian Fidance is here to create chaos and talk lots of gross sex stuff. Warning: We say some regrettable things on this one. Also: When we call Ian's mom, Gail, you have to really turn it up to hear her. Sorry. We love you. Happy Monday. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @R...
Dec 14, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 78
Hey Beaches, we really should have done a podcast that got longer with each episode. Like this episode would've been seventy seven minutes, but it's not. It's forty something. Anyways, we got in a fight at the beginning of the episode and then made up and talked about the differences between girl hangs and boy hangs. We also talked about... honestly I forget because it's early, but great to be here. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebud...
Dec 07, 2020•45 min•Season 1Ep. 77
Hey Beaches, we're back from the holiday, except we didn't go anywhere. We talk the joys of staying away from family for the holidays, going upstate, and Mouse's "illness" in this special split episode. The second half is up on the Patreon to make up for missing Friday. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Nov 30, 2020•47 min•Season 1Ep. 76
Happy Monday Beaches, today's episode leaks exclusive info from the white house, a revisit to the baby in the box, a couple of jokes straight outta stinktown (andy's brain) and an old classic, a radio play. A real silly one. Enjoy! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Nov 23, 2020•43 min•Season 1Ep. 75
Today's episode is a special crossover episode between Find Your Beach Podcast and "Devil's Advocate w/ Rosebud Baker," brought to you by a severe lack of planning by Rosebud. We do our own version of Will & Jada's Red Table Talk, but ....and no shade to Will and Jada, but... funnier. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Nov 16, 2020•40 min•Season 1Ep. 74
Hey Beaches, we sit down to talk the good news and a little about how New York received it. We also talk about possibly trying to have kids and then Andy explores more ways he'd like to die. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Nov 09, 2020•49 min•Season 1Ep. 73
Hey Beaches, sorry for the delay. We messed up and deleted the episode because we thought we uploaded the one where we said all the horrible things we really feel. Our dark web version. Anyhoodles, Andy recorded from Chicago, and talked about his midwestern adventures and racist books on tape. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Nov 04, 2020•31 min•Season 1Ep. 72
Hey Beaches, we're coming in hot on this episode with some classic FYB bits and coverage of your local news. We talk about the 2nd wave, how to prepare, and giving up on dreams. I also solicit someone to hunt us, AS A JOKE! Happy Monday, we love you!
Oct 26, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 71
Hey Beaches, We had a bit of a family emergency yesterday that messed up our schedule, and kind of our week, but we muscled one out. You can probably tell we're not at our fighting weight, but there's some fun in there. I think? Anyways, enjoy it. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Oct 20, 2020•41 min•Season 1Ep. 70
Tonight's episode is brought to you by Mercury Retrograde. We talk about moving to the woods, Andy's plans to find another lover, and our weekend trip to Chicago. This episode is chill, but silly. Like a clown sipping on a glass of chardonnay. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Oct 12, 2020•55 min•Season 1Ep. 69
If you're reading this, it's Monday. Probably Monday morning, and you've leapt out of bed to see what we're predicting about the impending death of a) the president, or b) the money tree you bought in May; and SPOILER ALERT: one or both of them will die this month. Rosie shares couple's advice from a neurosurgeon, we fight about couples costumes on Halloween, and then, we discuss the more serious issue at hand: HOW will Andy preserve his rapidly decaying teeth when the country falls to anarchy? ...
Oct 05, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 68
Today's episode was old school, and by old school, we mean we're releasing it late. We talked about naked dancing on the beach, sexual hangups, dirty talk (our attempts at it,) and our noise-war with the Bros Next Door. Come see Rosebud in Chicago at Zanies Oct 9-10th. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Sep 28, 2020•42 min•Season 1Ep. 67
Hey Beaches. We're in Mexico on our honeymoon because we got married. I'm trying to get Rosebud pregnant and she's trying not to get sun-damage. We also thought we'd catch you up on our life for the past week. We talk about regular people acting like influencers, hanging out with friends on your honeymoon, and Tulum PD. Thanks for tuning in. We love you. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @r...
Sep 21, 2020•46 min•Season 1Ep. 66
We're not really retiring, but we are getting married. Actually tomorrow. So wish us luck or whatever... Anyhoodles, we talk about the wedding, our honeymoon, and honestly I can't remember, but I know we laughed a fair amount. Even though this week is a busy one we'll be recording a Patreon ep for Friday, and then next free ep will be from our Luna De Miel in Tulum. Let's hope we don't get kidnapped and forced to mule cocaine. Would make for a great ep though. See y'all on the otherside!!! SUPPO...
Sep 14, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 65
Apologies for the audio quality on this one Beaches. Rosie's on her bachelorette weekend, and we had to do it over zoom. BUT it's kind of a sweet one. We talk about our upcoming nuptials, jet skis, and our friend Petey Deabreu (@pdeezjokes) joins us. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach @adiparige TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Sep 07, 2020•54 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Hey Beaches. We’re just back from the Rockaways and we’re polluted with sun poisoning and gamma rays, but luckily we have cold brew and captagon. We talk about beach culture, the impending civil war, and #couplesgoals. Happy whatever day it is.
Aug 31, 2020•46 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Hey Beaches! We're back, and I know we're back every week, but I still can't believe it. This episode starts a little slow, but then a call from the President of the United States of America (@shrimpjaj), we really get going. We talk the pandemic, which shows he's streaming, and of course the election "going down". Happy whatever day it is. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach @adiparige TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rose...
Aug 24, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Hey Beaches, we recorded this one with very little sleep, but our new producer Adi was there to make sure we didn't just lick the microphones like ice cream cones. It's a good one. We talk some shit, and then we talk some more shit. Enjoy! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Aug 17, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Well Beaches, we did it. We made it 60 episodes without killing ourselves or a priest. Pretty impressive. On this ep we talk about Andy's trip to the woods, Rosebud's premenstrual period ritual, and our new producer Adi. We also talk about our childrens' collection of bones. Our children have a collection, not bones of children, just to be clear. Happy whatever fucking day it is!!! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbea...
Aug 10, 2020•45 min•Season 1Ep. 60
Andy is writing this from a campsite in rural Massachusetts. Rosebud is probably starfishing in the bed she got to sleep in by herself all night. In this episode we talk about time travel, couples fights, and jerking off in the wilderness. It's a good one! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Aug 03, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Hey Guys! And yes I mean guys. This is a little episode for just the fellas, or anyone that's a fan of mine, and really anyone that will listen. I might start doing a solo mini ep each week, and this is a little test run. Also, I didn't tell Rosebud, so don't rat me out!
Jul 29, 2020•10 min
Hey Beaches, we're almost done with a weekend at our dads' and we forgot our equipment, so it's a zoom episode. Apologies for the sound "qual." Otherwise, we talk about Andy's future job opportunities, Rosebud's bikini line, and possibly having to self quarantine. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Jul 27, 2020•36 min•Season 1Ep. 58
On a break from a writing deadline, Andy joins Rosebud to talk about the further maddening that's been happening to them due to black mold in their apartment, Rosebud talks about a new religion, and Andy looks forward to bonding with his new father in law. Happy Monday Beaches! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Jul 20, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 57