Sorry Beaches, but the title for this episode is what it is for a reason. We reached a new milestone in our relationship, and you'll have to listen to find out why. Besides that, we talk my birthday, wedding planning in a pandemic, and we probably fight too. I think we did, haven't really been awake all day, but we know we love you. Happy Monday! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudba...
Jul 13, 2020•54 min•Season 1Ep. 56
Hey Beaches. Happy Monday. Hope you're recovering from your explosive weekend. This week we talk about New York's further descent into chaos, getting owned by teens, and of course, Hamilton. It's a good one. Sidenote: VI-Bistro is Wednesday at 9pm est. Link will be up in Patreon. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Jul 06, 2020•51 min•Season 1Ep. 55
I don't know why I said that, but it rhymed. The title, that is. We had some fun on this ep talking to some friends, we spoke about queefs, and Charlie jumping in the shower. Look, it's late and don't trust that anybody even reads this thing. Anyway, happy Monday. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Jun 29, 2020•51 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Hey Beaches, happy Monday! Days of the week are starting to make sense again because New York entered Phase 2 today, so people are going to work. Not us though. We're podcasting, which I guess is kind of work. We talk about what we're gonna do, how to properly love a tree, and we read some mail. Enjoy! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Jun 22, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Not much to report here, we talk about Rosie's first foray into FYB merch, and her impulsive nature in general. We cover a little news and unfortunately, a thing that happened with Mouse, as well as Rosie's new version of the Dirty Sanchez. Apologies ahead of time. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker/ https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/rosebudbaker https://twitter.com/imandyhaynes...
Jun 17, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 52
We did it!!! We finally created what will always and forever be known as our worst episode yet, and slid in to the home plate just by the skin of our teeth. I don't know whether to say "we're sorry," or "you're welcome," so we'll let you be the judge. Write to us: FYBPOD@gmail.com SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Jun 15, 2020•47 min•Season 1Ep. 52
We left the city again because we're addicted to movement. This time we're in the Poconos, and we talk about how guilty we feel leaving the city during a civil rights movement. Unfortunately, we also talk about sex. There's no AC here, my brain is melting. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker ***YOU CAN ALSO SUPPORT A LOAD OF CHARITIES AND ORGANIZATIONS IN LIEU OF SUPPORTING US; ...
Jun 10, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 51
We made it Beaches. The Minneapolis Police department is disbanding, the streets are filled with protests, the president is hidden in a bunker, but we made it to episode 50 in a global pandemic, in a quarantine, and we haven't broken up. Andy is tired from being so essential and Rosie's flying high from doing illegal standup in a parking lot in Queens. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @ros...
Jun 08, 2020•54 min•Season 1Ep. 50
We're back beaches! This is a fun one. We're invigorated by the sweet kiss of fresh water from our trip upstate. Mouse learned to swim by falling into water, which is exactly how Andy intends to teach our first born child how to do it. We talk road trips, COVID tests, fainting, and the rules around equines and drinking. We also dive into the mail bag! Write to us: FYBPOD@gmail.com GOT SOME IDEAS FOR ANDY'S B-DAY PRESENT?? (Keep it secret~Write to Rosebud's other podcast, DevilsAdvocatePod@gmail....
May 27, 2020•45 min•Season 1Ep. 49
We're back baby Beaches, and we're really on fire. This is the first morning ep we've done in a while, and we'd forgotten the joy of first caffeine euphoria that we used to have in the LA eps. We talk about our new car, not fucking, Mouse's slutty phase, and of course the Rona. Happy Memorial Day! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
May 25, 2020•51 min•Season 1Ep. 48
We did it! Another episode of Washington Post Magazine's favorite podcast by a couple that also does stand up who are also quarantining. We talk about fame, school dances, and Andy's new pillowless apartment. Then we call my mom, and then we read the relationship advice that you sweethearts sent us. We love ya! Smooch. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
May 20, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Welp, you'll have to listen to the episode to get the title, but we're steaming ahead with more pods! And can you believe they're on time? Crazy. We talk about collective fatigue, Omegle dangers, and we read some relationship advice. Happy Monday (like it even matters), y'all. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
May 18, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Beaches, I'm not gonna lie. We're a bit fatigued from our day, and life, and this whole Groundhog's Day pandemic thing, but the important thing is the pod is out on time, like we said it would be. Isn't that something? Punctuality over quality is next to godliness I think. Anyways, we have some fun talking about NYC, the dogs, and then we kind of dive in to the mailbag. Enjoy! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TW...
May 13, 2020•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 45
It’s happened. Mouse has opened an Only Fans account, and is supporting the family with dirty money. Andy is sleep deprived and is yelling outside of hospitals, and Rosebud’s having to bring him home by lying to the feds and telling them he’s her grandpa who’s wandered away from the family property. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
May 11, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Back in NYC, the ghost town now known for the number of actual ghosts in it. We talk about Mouse's bad (SLUTTY) behavior, more New York moments, and Rosebud's pivot into conspiracy theories about what she's now calling the "PLANDEMIC." SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
May 06, 2020•47 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Back in the Rotten Apple. Thriving, driving (our rental car), and barely surviving Mouse. There's a portable morgue two blocks from our home, and I swear this dog gives us more anxiety. But I digress. We got a fun one Beaches. We talk about being back home, the trouble with fucking with a baby dog, and Andy's otter fandom. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
May 04, 2020•54 min•Season 1Ep. 42
We're airborne Beaches. Not like the virus, but still, we're on a plane. We talk about the experience at the airport, how annoying we must have been for the other passengers, and the woman who brought a full flat screen TV with her. Btw we made it home. Thanks for all the safe-travel messages from y'all. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 30, 2020•54 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Beaches, we're all packed and ready to go, but not before we record one last episode in the Echo Park Cabana, and reminisce about our favorite memories. We talk about the BITB, the lemon tree, and we read some fan mail. See you guys tomorrow on an airplane. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 29, 2020•55 min•Season 1Ep. 40
I don't know why I got so excited in that title, but I guess I'm just reeling from a great episode. We respond to the viewers requests from Instagram Live, including what we'd tell our past selves. Then we go to the Mail Bag (new segment) and hear from some of you. It's a whole lotta fun. Thanks y'all! We love you. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 27, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Hey day 41 of the quarantine and our 38th episode. We're still in puppy deliriums, As I write this, I'm not sure if I'm actually posting the pod or tapping my fingers on a stump after having talked into a pinecone for an hour. Rosebud may just be small hedge that I've taken to calling my fiance. Nothing makes sense. Love you guys! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 23, 2020•38 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Well Beaches, we've got a real goofy episode. We talk about the baby in the box, a little about the dogs (Mouse is a bitch), and I'm trying to go to a funeral in VR. Thanks for everything you are and will be. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 22, 2020•49 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Beaches! We got a really silly one today. One downside of having a puppy is you never sleep, but the plus side is we are in a delirious loop of compromised reality. We talk about inventions, Rosebud thinks she's pregnant, and we practice headbutting each other. Love ya! Smooch! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 21, 2020•49 min•Season 1Ep. 36
We talk about what we're excited for when we get back to New York, Covid protesters, and the BITB has tattooed Andy's leg like livestock. We think it's a really good episode that you can talk about with your loved ones. (Andy wrote that last sentence, which is why it sounds like a robot impersonating a human.) SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 20, 2020•52 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Hey Beaches, we're here for another round of quarantine round up where we talk about the same things, but go crazier and crazier so it's technically different. Our brains are melting! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 16, 2020•55 min•Season 1Ep. 34
We don't actually talk about Jesus. We talk about our crazy day where the high point was seeing a homeless man's dick, and the downside was Charlie getting plant cum in his eyes and having to take him to the hospital. We're recording these at night, so you get them in the AM. Not sure if we like it yet. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 15, 2020•54 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Hey Beaches! We're tired. We got a new puppy. We tried to record a 32 on day 32, but it was a real dud. So there's a lost ep, much like Amelia Earhart's socks. We talk about the puppy, Charlie's depression, and the ongoing symptoms of COVID, we think. Chag Sameach to our Hebrew listeners. The insta for the listener's shop we mention in the ep is @themossyapothercary btw. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER:...
Apr 14, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Beaches. We have a new puppy AND Andy still has a fever, so we dug up the episode of Be Best (Andy's old podcast) where he interviewed Rosebud before they were dating. It's cute! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 12, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 31
We made it! The average time a month takes, that is. And let me tell you something, WE'RE BACK. We talk about the new addition to our family, hobo SNL, and Joe Biden. It's really a fun one. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 11, 2020•55 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Hey Beaches, we're back and we're better than-- well, we're back. We talk about our drinking days, birds, sex, and whether society will every come back from this "retreat". SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 10, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 29
It's been four weeks, or two fortnights, or one February (not a leap year), and we're still at it. Andy's fever came back after a rigorous soccer juggling match, and Rosebud is feeling almost better. We talk about bad dates, our twenties, and recount the harrowing tale of when I swallowed a nicotine lozenge last night. SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes @rosebudbaker...
Apr 09, 2020•42 min•Season 1Ep. 28
