The boys are back in town! After a post lockdown holiday break(down), Ali & Cev play a bit of catch up before diving into the thorny subject of movie adaptations. As you'd expect, the conversation flails wildly from anywhere between Buster Keaton, Basic Instinct and Batman, so strap yourself in for a bumpy ride... Edited By Alistair Cornwall Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.com "Looks like we got oursel's a reader"...
Jul 21, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Steve Noble joins the not very dynamic duo to discuss the certified gem of movie cultdom that is "LIFEFORCE". It's probably worth about twelve quid of anyone's money. Along the way there's the usual insights, stuff and nonsense and Charles Dickens. Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff @SteveSalesNoble www.filmguff.com "Stupid Sexy Space Vampires"
May 25, 2021•1 hr 29 min
After an insane weekend of Smokey causing the Film Guff Twitter to meltdown, Ali & Cev invite him back to help explain why... Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff @RatedHPod @Galahadlad Filmguff.com RatedH@gmail.com "Simple just shit itself"
Apr 28, 2021•1 hr 44 min
Ali & Cev are joined by their good friends Ben and Smokey from the Rated H Podcast to discuss hair products, Interflora, musicals, rom-coms, dancing and snacks. Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff @RatedHPod Filmguff.com RatedH@gmail.com equidistant /ˌiːkwɪˈdɪst(ə)nt,ˌɛːkwɪˈdɪst(ə)nt/ adjective adjective: equidistant 1. at equal distances."the line joins together all points which are equidistant from the two axes"...
Apr 02, 2021•2 hr 3 min
Always fashionably late to any party, Ali, Cev & Nick are here with their ten favourites of 2020 and as usual, it's as mad as a bag of gypsies. Why these idiots talk to each other at all still remains a mystery. Apologies have been noted for this episode that would’ve been released earlier if it wasn’t for the eight hours of utter nonsense to edit and a hangover that lasted the larger of January. Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuf...
Feb 18, 2021•1 hr 45 min
This episode sees the guys joined by film director and podcaster Anthony Desiato to talk about comics and Club Vandersexxx. They end up discovering that Ali has no idea what geography is, Nick is a very special boy, Cev has a weird thing for Burt Reynolds and Vinnie Jones is just, well, Vinnie Jones. Remember: print out all your emails. For a proper film guide, try this link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356150/ Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Moore Cont...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 4 min
Cev and Ali love their Blu Rays. A lot. Then they’re joined on this episode by Chris Mohan. Who REALLY loves his Blu Rays. The trio rifle through their stacks whilst discussing the pleasures and pitfalls of being a collector in 2020. Filmguff.com Twitter @FilmGuff @7oclockshadow Edited by Cevin Moore Music “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Moore “You got your good things and I’ve got mine”
Nov 16, 2020•1 hr 22 min
NIck, Ali & Cev go on a team building exercise by watching Severance (2006) to learn stuff like: A paint gun can make your eye pop like a ping pong ball. Not all women are scared of spiders. The human head stays alive for up to a minute after being removed from the body. A pie doesn’t always take an hour to bake. The easiest way to pick up a woman is a few Bacardi Breezers and Seabiscuit. An inch isn’t necessarily a mile on a map. Contact: @FilmGuff Music: "Asteroid (Spooky Mix)" by Peter &a...
Oct 31, 2020•47 min
Ali's finally got around to watching the Brit-Crime flick "Stormy Monday" from 1988 that Cev had been talking about for a while. As it's been referenced in past episodes, both of them thought it was time to jump on the mic to share their thoughts... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096180/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 Edited By Cevin Moore Nobody said anything about guns! They've got guns, and I think we need guns!
Oct 20, 2020•6 min
Ali, Cev and Nick have finally made it to 100 episodes. The chaps naturally look backwards to what’s gone before whilst looking forward to what they have coming AND looking at some turtles too. How cross eyed can you get? Adding to the celebrations and confusion, one man podcast network Scottye Moore joins the gang on his way to making a new world record to talk about pizza. What lessons have been learned here: Ali misses going to the cinema. Cev doesn’t. Top Gunnage is a thing. World record bre...
Sep 29, 2020•1 hr 57 min
Guy Ritchie. One of the best British exports since fish & chips. Cev, Ali & Nick take a dive into the Directorial endeavours of this one man industry since his 1998 debut to his 2019 Disney output. Contact: @FilmGuff Edited by Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore It's been emotional
Sep 05, 2020•1 hr 45 min
Hard to believe the character of Harry Potter celebrates his 40th birthday on July 31st 2020. To mark the occasion, Nick & Ali look back at the book and movie franchise whilst also trying to figure out what a sophomore is, sensible bookmarks, flexible mathematics, touching fantastic beasts and Kindle alarm clocks. Contact: @FilmGuff Edited by Ali Cornwall Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Hogwarts 'n' All
Jul 31, 2020•1 hr 6 min
Ali, Cev & Nick complete their epic journey around the Roman Empire only to return and talk about Robin Hood instead. On the way, Cev also manages to drop in on Charlie Brigden to discuss Hans Zimmer. They also talk about GLADIATOR (2000). Gladiator is now available to stream on Netflix Contact: @FilmGuff Charlie Brigden @filmsonwax Edited by Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Disney dogshit...
Jul 28, 2020•44 min
In this episode Ali, Cev & Nick get their fingers in the dirt, hunker down and discuss Ridley Scott’s epic length. They also talk about GLADIATOR (2000). Gladiator is now available to stream on Netflix Contact: @FilmGuff Edited by Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore
Jul 26, 2020•48 min
Ali, Nick and Cev get together for a bit of a breather before they start on a forthcoming attraction. As to be expected, the sheer breadth of the stuff covered is quite dizzying... Edited By Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore "Can't catch me, gay thoughts"
Jun 26, 2020•54 min
Cev, Nick & Ali tour the barren outer worlds for more bargain basement gold that may end up being a pointless idea because they see an all new special edition on the horizon as the show is being recorded. The guys then kinda get sidetracked and start talking about video games for half the show instead. Typical. https://ko-fi.com/filmguff Edited by Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Sony can suck a cock
Jun 18, 2020•53 min
Ali, Cev & Nick are joined (almost contractually) by film critic, podcaster and legend in his own lunchtime Anthony Ray Bench. This time the gang tackle the thorny issue of the sequels. Things they’ve taken away from this: Directors cuts that are better than the theatrical. The Luke Evans Valentines card range. There can be more than one. Cev agrees with Nick so much, he begins to doubt his own sanity. Having kids is never a good thing. Willem Dafoe’s got a huge talent. Edited by Cevin Moore...
Jun 12, 2020•1 hr 15 min
Nick, Ali & Cev get their heads together, play a bit of catching up before getting down to discussing the 2007 Art-House classic Shoot ‘Em Up and what lessons they’ve taken from it: Never kiss a hooker on the mouth. Nick’s too pretty for prison. Ali watches horror. Occasionally. Cev likes ballet. Carrots are just propaganda & Physics. Edited By Cevin Moore Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” by Peter & Cevin Moore Sorry, Nigel...
Jun 04, 2020•49 min
The guys have been away for a while in sunny Miami studying the technicalness of drug dealing. During their time spent deep undercover, Ali and Nick finally get Cev to watch BAD BOYS I & II. Obviously Call girls, Yorkshire terriers, Driving Miss Daisy, Joe Pants, ice cream vans and muscle cars are bound to crop up. Edited by Alistair Cornwall Music “Asteroid (A Fragment)” By Peter & Cevin Moore “Have you ever REALLY felt your leather?”
May 19, 2020•1 hr 50 min
Nick, Ali & Cev are showing signs of cabin fever, which is odd because Nick isn’t even in lockdown… Draw your own conclusions there, but anyway the guys throw together a note free episode discussing how prescient DEMOLITION MAN (1993) was, considering the whole planet seems to now be in a pandemic lockdown. Along the way, they take on some far weightier subjects than normal and burgers… If you want to leave a review and do something positive for the world, please visit https://www.podchaser....
Apr 07, 2020•37 min
In a bizarre social experiment, Cev & Ali are joined by Ben & Smokey, better known as the Rated H Podcast to discuss Universal Horror classic "The Invisible Man" (1933). The results include: Popular science term "Unfuck himself up" "I love talking in films" Bill Clinton Constabulary Castle Jizzing over ancestors "Untouched At Euston" by The Smiths The Exorcist Edited By Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Recorded 23 Mar 2020 RIP Stuart Gordon 24 Mar 20...
Apr 03, 2020•1 hr 16 min
It’s time to dive into the bargain bins and see what Nick, Cev & Ali set out to see how much damage they can do to their sanity with a tenner. Nick finds he has trouble with celestial beings and Cev has trouble counting how many films he’s bought due to Besson related anger issues. Meanwhile Ali just won’t stop singing…. Edited by Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid” (A Diversion) By Peter & Cevin Moore Party time. Excellent.
Mar 16, 2020•42 min
In this episode, Cev, Ali & Nick are joined by Daniel Reifferscheid - @Reifferschizzle - to discuss the gritty Italian Eurocrime movie Caliber 9 alongside Paul Simon’s rhythms, Hart to Hart, J&B whiskey and the Yorkshire Ripper. There are spoilers, but this film was released in 1972, not last week... Edited by Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)” by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: filmguff.com @filmguff “Right turn, Clyde”
Mar 03, 2020•1 hr 6 min
This episode marks a little bit of a change and it’s all about you, the lovely Guffian. Ali, Cev & Nick pick their favourite movies from the year of their birth alongside your birth year favourites. Along the way we learn: 1969 is not a good vintage 1978 is not a good vintage How to beep the Bostonian Everyone has a Bond film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a bit more-ish Ai & Cev can’t do accents The Scent Of A Woman is NOT porn The Film Guff Bingo Drinking Game Oh my days, fuck me running E...
Feb 10, 2020•51 min
In this episode, freelance film writer Nate Roscoe @nutellanate brings one of his favourite hidden gems of his to Film Guff: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. This feeds the ongoing unhealthy obsession Cev, Ali & Nick have with the movies from the year 1999. This episode includes: "Ed Gein’s sexy nipple belt" “80 jars of hazelnut spread” “The film version of Grinder” “Brittany Murphy Fan-club meet up” “Cev goes deeper Cev” “The new Rocky film?” "Trans-Atlantic murder threat" Edited by Cevin Moore Music: “...
Feb 03, 2020•1 hr 36 min
It's our first Film Guff 'Short' of 2020, and Cev wants to spread the word about a cute, but possibly murderous monkey... Edit and Music By Cevin Moore
Jan 28, 2020•3 min
Laura Knight joins Nick & Ali to discuss adventure movies, reading ancient books, Harry Potter's age and THE MUMMY from 1999 along the way. WARNING: Many names are murdered in this episode. Edited by Ali Cornwall Music "Asteroid (A Diversion)" By Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff film guff.net @LMKNightArt
Jan 24, 2020•1 hr 18 min
Ali & Cev take a bit of a break from talking about movies to discuss the discs they're on instead with their personal favourite releases of 2019. Watch out for the invisible balls... Edited By Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Jan 17, 2020•1 hr
Cev, Nick & Ali attempt to get their heads around THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL which is brought along by Scott Phipps. Results may vary... Along the way there's the usual expected stuff: Police Academy Nazi mashup Russian Germans 94 65 year olds Dick Van Dyke School Of Accents Bad Science Good Dogs Structural Engineering 101 Edited over 5 months By Cevin Moore Music: "Asteroid"(A Corruption) By Peter & Cevin Moore Springtime for Hitlerworld...
Jan 10, 2020•1 hr 13 min
It's that time of year folks when Ali, Cev & Nick still manage to surprise each other with their annual favourites, even though they've now been talking about them for the last few years... Edited By Cevin Moore Music: "Asteroid (A Corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: filmguff.net @FilmGuff "You've seen a movie that you hate, that lasts three hours... TWICE?!"
Jan 03, 2020•1 hr 20 min
