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073 - “Party Like It's 1999”

As the year 2020 closes in, Nick takes the chair and he’s joined by Ali, Cev and critic Anthony Ray Bench to look back and discuss the year 1999. Why not? Highlights to look out for in this bumper episode include: Shakespeare A-B repeat Disappointed from Doncaster Mayonnaise The crawl Wild Wild West Kickstarter Live-streamed suicide I think you should fuck off, Sir Jewel thief Fan fiction There are no sequels Has Ali seen it? Mom’s wounded Edited By Cevin Moore Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By ...

Dec 20, 20191 hr 57 min

067 - The Last Boy Scout (1991)

Steve Noble brings Nick & Cev a film where bad guys don’t get any deader and attempts to figure out why Friday night is a great night for football while Nick ponders the subtitles and Cev attempts to figure out what the hell is going on. Tony Scott’s 1991 opus LAST BOY SCOUT. Friday night’s highlights include: The works of Tony Scott The works of Bruce Willis Hans Zimmer Honky Denzel Washington love-in The most goth movie ever made The clown has no penis And then some... Edited By Cevin Moor...

Nov 29, 20191 hr 8 min

066 - The Raid 2: Berandal (2014)

The boys are back together and joined again by best selling author Steve McHugh to discuss THE RAID 2: BERANDAL, an apparently confusing film full of double crossing characters ending in the letter 'O', discarded shoes, knives, fighting and of course, blood filled condoms... Steve's new book, "Sorcery Reborn" is now available in all the best places. Edited By Cevin Moore Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Contact : filmguff.net @FilmGuff @StevejMcHugh "Gonad torture"...

Nov 22, 20191 hr

065 - Hobbs & Shaw (2019)

Ali and Nick are back not talking about fast and furious with returning guest Rivers Langley. The team discuss the new spin off of the franchise along with a woman who's name is never spoken and Transforming bike. Edited By Ali Cornwall Music “Asteroid” (A Corruption) By Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: filmguff.net @FilmGuff

Nov 08, 201939 min

063 - Dirty Dancing (1987)

Ali and Nick are joined in this bumper episode by Gabriella Masson to bully Cev into watching Dirty Dancing. They find out what Butlins is, that nobody can pronounce the Director’s name (or remember Johnny’s cousin’s name at all) and that Africa has cities. Listen out for these fantastic dances along the way: “It’s a Fucking chicken!” “I have Yelp reviews” “Duck chicken goose thing” “She looks like a toothpick” “What happens to the watermelons?” “The sensitivity of a hardened toenail” “That does...

Sep 14, 20191 hr 37 min

062 - Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz and The World's End

Matthew Holt & Andy Brown, uber-nerds and hosts of CODEC MOMENTS (#2 Video Game Podcast in Mongolia) join Cev, Ali & Nick to discuss the current state of Blu-Ray menus, sit com incest and love triangles. As September 10th 2019 is the release date of the CORNETTO TRILOGY on shiny new 4K UHD, the gang also decide to over share their thoughts on SHAUN OF THE DEAD, HOT FUZZ and THE WORLD'S END. Edited By Cevin Moore Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Contact : filmguff...

Sep 10, 20191 hr 10 min

061 - Trick Or Treat (1986)

Nick, Ali & Cev are joined by man of tongues, Iain MacKinnon to kind of discuss the heaviest most metallist of metal movies along with the most 80’s movie of the 80’s TRICK OR TREAT from 1986. Along the way expect to hear Ali wanting to rock with nuggets such as: "Alvin & The Chipmunks" “Make America back mask again” “Dear Stan...” “Party at the front, angst at the back” “Judas Priest calendar” "How does he, like, not piss in an arc?” “Tim is definitely a fan of country and western” “Do ...

Aug 15, 20191 hr 10 min

059 - The Fountain (2006)

Listen as Ali, Nick and Cev join film composer Mark Wind to discuss the cerebral art movie, THE FOUNTAIN, only to discover their shortcomings with Spanish history and talk about their phones instead. The mixed results include: “They physically blew up a star?” “If it’s on the internet, it’s true” "Somebody figuratively falling to their death” “It’s a film about the fear of marriage.” “We may have had a drink...” “I have a Sony” “I need adults” “Jameson’s for the win” "He wasn't angry, he was jus...

Jul 26, 20191 hr 10 min

055 - Welcome To The Punch (2013)

Nick, Ali & Cev are joined by Gary Bailey from God Is A Geek to discuss the well dressed and underpopulated London of WELCOME TO THE PUNCH amongst the usual meandering conversation that includes the usual pile of random stuff... Edited By Cevin Moore Music: "Asteroid (A corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Godisageek.com Twitter: @FilmGuff @BlueFury47 Give us a review you bastards!

Jul 18, 20191 hr 9 min

052 - Videoman (2018)

Cev does a little bit of globetrotting to talk about one of his favourite finds of the year - "VIDEOMAN" a film much more than a Neo-Giallo thrill ride... Edited by Cevin Moore Music By Cevin Moore & Waveshaper Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doRMAsy9Gnw Website: https://www.instagram.com/videomannen_official/ Contact: @FilmGuff filmguff.net "I have to return some videotapes..."

Jul 01, 20192 min

051 - Dredd (2012)

Welcome to Nick's 10 minute movies where people get lost in the course of a movie about a future law enforcer having a bad day... Star of War Of The Worlds 2: The Next Wave, writer and podcaster Zack Beseda brings his gem DREDD 3D for Nick, Ali & Cev to talk about as well as the usual nonsense, musings and digressions. Edited By Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Diversion)" By Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff @ZackForReal filmguff.com Girl, you make me wish I had 3 hands!...

Jun 15, 20191 hr 4 min

049 - “The End Game: SPOILERS GALORE!!!”

The dust has kinda settled now and most of the big fans have managed to see Avengers: End Game so it's now fairly safe to release the aforementioned SPOILER edition. Ali & Nick and the heavily bearded Anthony Ray Bench can breathe a little and talk about body image, fandom, incest and fisting... Edited By Ali Cornwall Music: “Asteroid (A corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter: @FilmGuff @thisgamecheats @FilmThreat Complaints: @Laneit365 Yes Dave, they're all dead....

May 24, 201957 min

046 - John Wick (2014)

Join Ali, Nick & Cev in the lounge of The Continental as they discuss all things John Wick whilst taking in some Top Gear, practical animal husbandry and baby assassins amongst other things... Edited by Cevin Moore Music: "Asteroid (A Corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter: @FilmGuff https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069974/

May 17, 20192 hr

044 - "Songs In The Key Of Guff"

In this fun packed episode Ali, Cev and Nick do an impromptu episode about songs. Songs that eventually turn up in movies. There’s quite a few surprises in store. Not least Ali’s undying love for a certain 1987 dance movie and Nick making notes… Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff Complaints to @Laneit365

Apr 26, 201953 min

043 - The Ten Year Challenge

In this episode Ali, Cev & Nick cast their minds back a decade in a play on the '10 Year Challenge' that’s spread around social media like a disease. Each of them choose their individual highlights from 2009 and, as to be expected, the results are varied to say the least… Edited By Cevin Moore Music: "Asteroid (A corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter: @FilmGuff Coming soon: The 100 Year Challenge

Apr 19, 201954 min

042 - Captain Marvel (2019)

Ali and Nick catch up with good friend of Film Guff and professional film critic Anthony Ray Bench to discuss cars, cats and Captain Marvel. WARNING: This episode has spoilers! Edited By Ali Cornwall Music: "Asteroid (A corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter: @FilmGuff & @thisgamecheats @FilmThreat

Apr 11, 20191 hr 26 min

041 - Attack The Block (2011)

On this episode Nick, Cev and Ali are joined by Sam from the Movie Roulette podcast to discuss one of his all time favourites ATTACK THE BLOCK. Marvel at the way four adults attempt to work out how to speak teenager and hang around to listen to an Englishman explain prawn cocktail crisps... Edited By Cevin Moore Music: "Asteroid (A corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter: @FilmGuff & @SamRP "What about Oscar winning Suicide Squad?"...

Mar 12, 20191 hr 6 min

038 - Comic Book Film Review 2018

2018 was another bumper year for Super Hero movies. This can only be good news for Ali and the very husky Nick as there's plenty to wade through and chat about as they pick their personal highlights from them. Edited By Ali Cornwall Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff "I don't care if it's a DC movie, I love cameos, excelsior!"

Feb 20, 201938 min

037 - Black Rain (1989)

“It’s a pivotal scene, the best scene in the movie, and this is why it wouldn’t happen…” On this episode professional Scot Stuart Cullen joins the gang to discuss his hidden gem BLACK RAIN, Tie Rack and how to select the best henchmen. Warning: This episode is pure lowbrow filth. Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff & @FuryAc3 “Don’t tell Stubsy anything…”

Feb 01, 20191 hr 27 min

036 - Stan & Ollie (2018)

In this unscripted shambles of an episode Ali & Cev attempt to discuss their (very) recent trip to the cinema… Warning: There’s naughty words in this podcast! Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff Mr. Grimesdale!

Jan 22, 201943 min

035 - Film Discoveries: 2018

In this bumper sized episode Ali, Cev and Nick are finally sober enough after the New Year's festivities to reflect on the cream of the crop that 2018 had to offer. As well as setting their resolutions for the next twelve months. Warning: There’s strong language and zombies in this podcast! Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff Pause it, have a piss, come back and carry on...

Jan 15, 20191 hr 52 min

034 - Skyscraper (2018)

Ali, Cev & Nick finally live the dream and get their sticky paws on the 2018 Dwane Johnson action epic SKYSCRAPER and don’t shut up about it for about an hour. Co-starring Neville Campbell and a guy from Batman playing The Zohan, the boys take a look at the many levels in the movie whilst discussing the safety aspects of a Galaxy Note and how boring a ladder can be.... Warning: This one’s as sweary as a muddyfunkster Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin...

Dec 21, 20181 hr 1 min

032 - What We Do In The Shadows (2014)

Nick, Ali and Cev chat with Kwisatz Haderach and all round good guy Chris Kluwe about careful time management, unicorns and WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS. Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast! Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff @ChrisWarcraft “Children of the night… Shut up!”

Nov 22, 20181 hr 4 min

031 - The Man From Nowhere (2010)

In this episode Nick, Ali and Cev are joined by the author Steve McHugh to talk about kidnap flicks, Ali’s wacky one word show notes and South Korean crime movie THE MAN FROM NOWHERE and toilets. Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast! Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff @StevejMchugh "Never trust anyone with a flip phone unless it’s your grandma..."

Nov 03, 20181 hr 23 min

029 - Southbound (2015)

Nick, Ali & Cev are joined by the pan-genre writing phenomenon David Wellington to discuss books, the movie SOUTHBOUND to an unexpected depth, discover Stephen King is a sweetheart and that the eighties were toxic. Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast! Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (Carpentry Mix)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff @LastTrilobite “Like a horror version of Planes, Trains & Automobiles”...

Oct 27, 20181 hr 36 min

028 - The Last Seduction (1994)

Nick, Ali and Cev are joined at the virtual bar by LA based comedian, podcaster and Star Wars oracle for hire Klee Wiggins. On this episode they get in front of the mic to discuss the 1994 erotic neo-noir “The Last Seduction”, though whether that will happen as they end up talking about Wookies is anyone's guess… Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff, @kleethepimp “They’ll be open minded on Bespin”...

Oct 23, 201845 min

027 - Obsession (1949) with Adam Roche

In this episode Cev, Ali and Nick travel back in time to 1949 with their special guest Adam Roche to discuss the new talking picture “Obsession (The Hidden Room)”. Criminally underseen or simply criminal? You can decide for yourself, you can see the film here: https://ok.ru/video/275565775523 Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net and attaboyclarence.com Twitter @FilmGuff, @attaboyc & @moviehistories "I like the way I'm a swear wo...

Oct 20, 20181 hr 5 min

025 - The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

Ali, Cev and Nick have a blast with the jetsetting comedian and podcaster @RiversLangley talking about New Kids On The Block, sandwiches, “The Hudsucker Proxy”, speech therapy and vegan options… Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast! Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Twitter @FilmGuff, @RiversLangley @TheGoodsPod https://m.twitch.tv/wrestlingprowrestling/profile “You know… for the kids…”...

Oct 09, 20181 hr 2 min

023 - Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Where else could you hear a conversation that covers a Boesky based party game, Batman’s Nipples, the Bechdel Test and a tiny face? Film Guff, where else? Warning: There’s naughty words abound in this podcast. Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore Info: filmguff.net Matt Damon!

Sep 28, 201853 min

022 - Out Cold (2001)

In this episode the Guffians are joined by Anthony Ray Bench (@thisgamecheats on the Twitters) from the Film Threat podcast. He's brought along OUT COLD as his hidden gem and hopes the guys will be gentle on him as it's his first time... In true Film Guff fashion, OUT COLD doesn't end up being the only topic in town as they take in robots, bleeding rear ends, women working around the back in their underwear and stuffing bears with bees amongst other things... Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy ...

Sep 07, 20181 hr 3 min
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