The Cigarette-Smoking Chimp, and How To Play Titanic

Natalie & Drew dig deep to find the least boring sports-related facts possible. We tell you what it’s like to live in the third-largest football stadium in America, and why Drew’s childhood included a gun-factory bar with an outdoor chimp who smoked cigarettes. (It’s real - but read the article after you listen, if you would.)

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* natalie & drew