Today, we talked spiders, power outages, air quality, borders, why nobody's going to save the USA, capitalism, the CIA, OnlyFans, incels, AI girlfriends, crack, and the surprising lives of people who physically have no brains. * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
Aug 21, 2025•54 min
We talk about why “grandma hobbies” isn’t so much a trend as something you might want to do as a matter of being alive in the same way other human beings are alive. We also dig into one man’s near-death Jesus-based experience, incels, the wheel of reincarnation, the “slippery slope,” kompromat, Spotify, arts and crafts, and why Amazon sells counterfeit soap. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ...
Aug 07, 2025•50 min
Today, we talk Baby Keem, Morrissey, Aleister Crowley, solar power, air conditioning, Prison Planet Theory, the “elites,” plastic, and why you should stop reading the news. If you’d like to hear more, unlock over 400 patron-only episodes by subscribing. You’ll also get access to our members-only Discord server! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
Jul 24, 2025•49 min
Why are everyone's parents so weird? What happened before the moon was in our orbit? And how do we commit class war in a way that complies with Terms Of Service? We talk about these ideas and more in today's Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
Jul 03, 2025•45 min
We tell you about psychic dogs, squirrels who spy on human beings, and how technology companies are doing a denial-of-service attack on all of us. Free for all to listen. If you haven’t patronized us yet, do it now! Your patronage gives you access to all 462 episodes of our shows (most are patron-only) and our private Discord server. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversit...
Jun 19, 2025•49 min
* Welcome mats are a conspiracy * Instagram reel mind control * Why they're trying to make us wear cameras * Why people don't realize they're people yet * The end of the world, as predicted on TikTok * Our reincarnation plans * How to get trillions of listeners to your podcast * We gazed into the abyss: what happened next will surprise you * Why men say eyelashes are gay * The world of Looksmaxxing * Gangstalking and how to do it - natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to di...
Jun 05, 2025•48 min
We figured it out, and today we'll tell you why it is that people hate thinking. Also, compulsory social media use, flat earth tariffs, creating garbage for likes, and which former US politician is a werewolf. (You'll have to listen to find out who.) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
May 22, 2025•52 min
We talked about Green Up Day, littering, jam, AirBnB, aliens, angels, the void, and a possible entirely scientific explanation for why everyone today seems to be so dumb. If you'd like to hear over 400 more patron-only episodes, subscribe to us for five bucks and you'll get an invite to join our patron-only Discord server as well. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.c...
May 08, 2025•52 min
We recorded this on Weed Easter, which meant that the pope was still alive at the time of our recording! We also talked about Tiktok conspiracies, Facebook prophecies, switching timelines, and why everything in New England is always closed. This is a free episode, but you can get more by subscribing! We have over 400 patron-only episodes in the archives which are available for the tiny fee of five dollars. Your subscription will help us keep writing and recording: • natalie & drew This is a ...
Apr 24, 2025•52 min
Today, we tell you about the latest crop of conspiracy theories we’ve dug out of the mines of TikTok. We also touch on alternate dimensions, the Shakespeare theory, stocks, Bluesky, and Mud Season. If you’re not a patron yet, we’d love your support! For just five bucks, you can subscribe to hear 400+ patron-only episodes, bonus material, and gain membership to our private Discord server where we plan future episodes and chat with listeners. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd...
Apr 10, 2025•51 min
We tell you what psychics found when they remote-viewed the pyramids, and we also tell you what scientists found several hundred meters deep underneath the pyramids last week. We also talk egyptology, Reggae Night, jam bands, pop punk (and their little accents), eating mummies, how to build a skyscraper in the year -1,000,000, and more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniver...
Mar 27, 2025•52 min
Today we talk about Daylight Saving, listening to your body, saunas, wind chill, Peter Caine, Silk Road, the feds, the libs, and what the Elites are buying on the Dark Web™. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
Mar 13, 2025•50 min
In today's free and public Normal Conversation, we talk Catholic schools, meditation, what happened to websites, corporate takeovers, aliens, Natalie's rock, and why so many UFO fans are suddenly pissed off. To get 400+ more patron-only Everything Is Real and Garbage Brain University episodes, subscribe right here: https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.g...
Feb 27, 2025•49 min
Today, we talked about football, capitalism, forums, AI, irony, misogyny, UFOs, Jesus, and the worst podcast Drew has ever been a guest on. Listen to sip the tea with us, and subscribe at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity for over 450 more episodes! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
Feb 10, 2025•52 min
Today, we talk about what normal means, lying, taking drugs, magazines, turtle-ing up, Bernie, John Lear, 2027, Lori Bruno, psychics, and more! For over 400 more patron-only episodes of Garbage Brain University and Everything Is Real, subscribe at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity ! Also, if you haven't seen it yet, grab the new HELL ORBS album by Drew & Dendy Crew at https://dendycrew.bandcamp.com - 30 minutes of Drew's vocals over classic Dendy Crew production styles. • natalie &a...
Jan 14, 2025•50 min
Today we're talking about the only war you should ever support! We also get into Europeans, The Claims Adjuster, AI, Natalie's hospital story, insurance companies, the media's manipulation of us as readers, and why you can't twist a class issue to be a political one. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
Dec 10, 2024•1 hr
We talk about tomorrow's election, podcasting for money, Gaza, The Washington Post, perfectionism, starting a cult, billionaires, and the horror of turning over a new leaf. This is our second attempt at having a normal conversation. Let us know how we did by posting in our Discord server (you get a link when you sign up!) and hear our other, less normal 400+ episodes right here when you subscribe. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers...
Nov 04, 2024•56 min
In the first episode of our new series, enjoy our attempts to have a normal conversation. We talk about "convenience," student loans, class in America, Shakespeare, P. Diddy, Antarctica, and explain the concept of The Shame Doula. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
Oct 10, 2024•55 min
This month, we read Luis Elizondo's book "Imminent" so you wouldn't have to (it's not great!) Inside, we found that his years-long claim of having new information to disclose about UFOs and aliens was almost completely false. But he did admit to running Guantánamo Bay, the notorious torture camp where the US Government still holds prisoners to this day! Find out everything else we learned about Lue Elizondo's grift by listening to this episode, which is free for the public. • natalie & drew ...
Sep 05, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Welp, it turns out that Morgellons is actually aliens. That's not great! Plus: Black Sabbath bassist visited by orb, Van Halen member visited by orb, Bob Dylan visited by devil or alien, and much more. It's Weird July and it's free for you to listen to right now. Please subscribe to our Patreon, by the way. It’s at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity and it keeps us writing and recording Garbage Brain University for you. Your subscription gets you over 400 patron-only episodes plus access...
Aug 05, 2024•47 min
We share the weirdest stories from June with you, including the world of secret fungus, the alien intervention in NASA exploration, one weird tip to stop an alien abduction, and much more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
Jul 03, 2024•45 min
Karl Nell, former U.S. Army Colonel, admits that non-human intelligence is real, and on Earth. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe
Jun 04, 2024•56 min
Scientists agree with what we've been telling you for years: animals are conscious and have subjective experiences! We tell you why they came to this conclusion, along with the tales of animals which not only proved to be conscious - but telepathic. Also, we talk about Mothman, omens and prognostication, the mathematical basis of the universe, entropy, unidentified garbage bag objects, and more. This is a free public episode, like all our Weird Month episodes, but if you'd like to hear 400+ more...
May 06, 2024•46 min
This month, we explore the return of the monolith in Wales, the brand-new (more realistic) alien bodies in Peru, the alien handwriting disclosed by an American lawyer, and dozens of other topics. Our Weird Month episodes are free for the public, but if you'd like to hear 400+ more humor-based episodes about aliens, the occult, quantum physics, the paranormal, and so forth, become a Patron. You'll also get access to our private Discord and more. It's all right here: • natalie & drew This is a...
Apr 03, 2024•56 min
We recap everything weird that happened this month in the world of aliens, consciousness, quantum physics, and more. Patrons get 400+ Everything Is Real and Garbage Brain University episodes, as well as access to our private subscriber discord, so if you haven't become a patron yet, now's the time! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
Mar 05, 2024•43 min
Today begins our new series, where we examine the UFO, alien, paranormal, and otherwise weird events of the month, and fill you in on what they mean. This month, we talk about the Jellyfish UFO, aliens at the mall in Miami, what real scientists think about Neil Degrasse Tyson, extra dimensions, alien disclosure, the Department of Defense, and more. This episode is FREE for everyone to listen to, but we’d love your support to keep making Weird Months and our weekly patron-only episodes! Head to h...
Jan 30, 2024•53 min
The whistleblower David Grusch testified under oath to Congress yesterday that there has been a secret UFO retrieval program going on for decades, and that the US government has retrieved both alien craft and alien bodies. We talk you through the implications of this, along with the question no one else is asking, let alone answering: Is David Grusch an alien himself? Listen now and find out. If you’re not a patron of GBU yet, this would be an excellent time for you to do so. Our last few months...
Jul 27, 2023•47 min
This week, whistleblower David Grusch revealed the existence of a secret US program to retrieve crashed alien spacecraft, and it goes back further than you’d think. In today’s episode, we tell you what he revealed, what it means in the context of the post-2019 alien disclosure program, and where all of this is headed. Today’s episode is free, but this year, we’re saving most of our episodes for patrons only. You can become a patron, enabling you to hear our entire archive (including 170 patron-o...
Jun 07, 2023•56 min
What happens when you shoot a UFO 1,400 times and it flies off without complaint, in front of thousands of onlookers? The Battle Of LA took place in 1942, and reveals the bizarre nature of unidentified aerial phenomena. We give you the evidence, including a strikingly similar case from over 400 years ago, and let you decide whether or not it was “just a weather balloon.” You should really become a patron of GBU / Everything Is Real if you haven’t already, btw! You’ll get 180 episodes you’ve neve...
Feb 07, 2023•53 min
Unearthed in Belize in the 1920s, this crystal skull purportedly imbued its owner with powers and enabled her to live to the age of exactly 100. We find out the truth behind this famous skull and others unearthed over time, and reveal the legend of what happens when all 13 of these skulls are reunited. Becoming a patron of GBU/Everything Is Real gives you access to twice as many episodes as free subscribers, and allows you entrance into the mystical GBU Discord server. Convert your free subscrip...
Jan 31, 2023•56 min
