In 1984-5, a schoolteacher began receiving messages on his computer from a man living in 1574… and, then, messages from someone in the year 2109. We examine this, and the related paranormal activity surrounding the arrival of Ye Mysticyl Boxxe Of Lightes Upon Which A Manne Can Engrave Lettyrs, in today’s Everything Is Real. Not a patron? We need your help to continue researching, writing, and recording these episodes! You’ll be rewarded with our secret discussion area as well as over 170 episode...
Jan 24, 2023•55 min
The famous Ziggurat of Ur may contain a wormhole (“stargate”) that allows travel through time and space. Did the US wage the Iraq war to take control of it? Where are the other wormholes? And why did the Sumerians build it in the first place? We investigate these questions, plus what happens when the EMP destroys all of our data, why you can put trash in a wormhole, why Natalie hates outer space, and why Einstein would have hated all of this. Not a patron? You’ve missed our investigations of the...
Jan 17, 2023•46 min
The Travis Walton abduction case is one of the most well-documented of the 1970s, and today, we dig into the evidence. Why did the aliens heal him aboard their craft? Who was paid off to “debunk” the case? And what was network television’s motive in having him play a game show, decades later? We reveal all this and more in today’s free episode. Not a paying subscriber? You should become one. Not only will you support us researching, writing, and recording Everything Is Real, but you’ll get acces...
Jan 10, 2023•57 min
Today, we bring you the Hopkinsville Goblin case, one of the most compelling extraterrestrial/interdimensional beings discovered in the 20th century. For hours, these goblins tormented a farm family in rural Kentucky. Where were they from? How did they get here? And how did Pokemon take this famous cryptid sighting and turn it into Sableye? We answer these questions and more in today’s Everything Is Real. You can help us continue to research, write, and record GBU/Everything Is Real by becoming ...
Jan 02, 2023•50 min
John Titor came from the year 2036 and may have changed our timeline. He was a child soldier who fought in the New American Civil War, and predicted the Y2K disaster, Mad Cow Disease, and World War III. Did he change our timeline? Is the current state of affairs the result of meddling in cosmic destiny by a soldier from the not-so-far-flung future? We reveal everything in today’s episode of Everything Is Real. We need you to become a paid patron so that we can continue to make GBU/EIR. Please jo...
Dec 13, 2022•59 min
After WWII, the Nazis dispersed across the earth like dandelion fluff. Did some of them end up in Antarctica? We investigate today, along with the details on Operation Paperclip, Bob Lazar’s involvement in Nazi technology, foo fighters (the UFOs, not the band,) the Nazi UFO crash in 1965, Operation Highjump, why the toothbrush moustache is coming back, and why people are always so naïve. Please consider upgrading your subscription to the paid level ($5/mo!) It’s not much money but it will help u...
Dec 05, 2022•54 min
The portal that Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley opened may have ushered in the age of UFOs... and may have been the first sighting of what most call a "grey alien" today. We went deep on the rituals they used to do this, investigated the links between alien sex rituals and quantum mechanics, and tell you how to summon an alien yourself. For more Everything Is Real (you haven’t heard 7 of our patron-only episodes!) and Garbage Brain University (165 patron-only episodes,) you’ll need to upgrade ...
Nov 29, 2022•47 min
What is a Marian apparition? What should you do if one appears to you? And why does the Virgin Mary tell you the same things that aliens do when they appear? We’ve put together compelling evidence that the Virgin Mary apparitions seen around the world are, in fact, extraterrestrial beings. Listen now. If you missed our episode on why the Galactic Federation is real (#12) that’s because you’re not a patron yet! Convert your subscription from free to paid now (with this button) and you’ll get twic...
Nov 15, 2022•39 min
Bigfoot has been part of human culture since prehistory, and we dig into the mysteries surrounding this legendary creature in today’s Everything Is Real. If you’re interested in Sasquatch, you’ve already picked apart the Paterson Film and read about Ray Wallace, but we go deeper, investigating Bigfoot’s ties to Hinduism, extraterrestrials, conscious manifestation, and more. If you’re not a patron yet, join us by converting your free membership (you only hear half our episodes) into a paid sub. Y...
Nov 08, 2022•47 min
We investigated the idea that archons are using the negative emotions of Planet Earth (“loosh”) as food. Reptilians, aliens, interdimensional entities, Annunaki, and who knows what else may be sucking down your very own sadness for their own uses. We consulted Robert Monroe, the Nag Hammadi, simulation theory, fractal similarities, biological evidence, and human history to find out more. Become a patron of GBU and you’ll learn even more, with an extra episode ONLY for patrons for every free epis...
Oct 31, 2022•35 min
Today, we learn how people spontaneously catch on fire, and why. Join us as we review the history of spontaneous human combustion from the 1400s to the present day, discuss the thermodynamic viability of a human catching fire, and lay out the evidence for why spontaneous human combustion is real. You can help us keep making GBU and Everything Is Real by shelling out five bucks a month. You missed Episode 6 (celebrity impostors), Episode 4 (Atlantis), Episode 2 (the Large Hadron Collider) and ove...
Oct 24, 2022•44 min
The Georgia Guidestones were blown up this year, presumably by activists who believed they were part of a plot involving mass depopulation and eugenics. But were they really? We dug into the hidden history of the Guidestones, their builders, their message, and revealed who really wanted these things wiped from the face of the earth. Half of our Everything Is Real episodes are for patrons only (you’ve missed our reveal of where Atlantis is today, and how the Large Hadron Collider actually destroy...
Oct 17, 2022•39 min
Why do people think the royal family isn’t fully human? We investigate the rumors and facts surrounding the House Of Windsor, including their infallibility to human law, the alien-human hybridization program, their mysterious health problems, vampirism, and the bombshell discovery that ties the Royal Family to the political structure of the USA. If you haven’t joined our patron program already, you missed last week’s episode about the Large Hadron Collider destroying the universe. And if you don...
Oct 10, 2022•44 min
Whoa! Everything Is Real! In today’s episode, we’re talking about dreams that predict reality, ontology, the history of questioning reality, why you can’t trust your eyes, materialism, idealism, Descartes, Monty Hall, Einstein, simulation theory, monks who dream, and what happens outside of the present moment. Everything Is Real is brought to you by Garbage Brain University (obviously.) Subscribe if you want to hear future episodes which are available for paying members only! Five bucks gets you...
Oct 03, 2022•41 min
What are llamas? Are they bussin? Why do people use them for therapy? What is it like to be a llama? And why are they two of people? We answer your deepest, darkest llama questions in today’s episode. Also: You need to upgrade to being a patron, so you can get our next miniseries, which starts NEXT WEEK. You’re missing half of the episodes we record and post, too, if you’re not a patron/paid subscriber. Hit the brown button here or go you-know-where to become a patron. • natalie & drew This ...
Sep 26, 2022•39 min
Air: it’s all over! We talked about what’s in it (magically and otherwise) but more importantly, we bring you the unheard story of Cube Man. You’ll have to listen to understand why. Not a paying patron/subscriber? You need to do that, because you missed our cat episode (GBU 309) which you’ll only get if you pay, along with over 150 other paid episodes. Pay now please. Thank you. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to b...
Sep 19, 2022•43 min
Axolotl genes, touching animals, hairless cats, how to regrow an eyeball (if you’re a human,) how to regrow other stuff (if you’re an axolotl,) and the weird experiments people have done with axolotls. Plus, the one weird secret you actually for sure didn’t know about axolotls! Listen now. Are you not a patron yet? You need to hop on that soon (hit that button above to convert your free “i get this email” into an actual patronage of GBU!) You’ll get the 150 episodes you haven’t heard, plus acces...
Sep 12, 2022•43 min
We answer all your questions about nuts and inhabiting a corporeal form on today’s GBU. “Wait! Natalie and Drew! You didn’t answer my question! I didn’t even know I could ask questions to be included on the show!” That’s because you’re not in our Discord. Follow the instructions in the episode or click the “Upgrate To Paid” button to join us there. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbag...
Aug 29, 2022•44 min
We learn about laundry today, from ancient to modern times. Plus: why you don't have to wash your pants, what you can (and can't) throw away, the Soylent guy and his Engineer Brain, terpenes, soap, and what happens when you eat a mango like an apple. Not subscribed? Do that if you want in on our live trivia matches, chat room, and the 150 patron-only episodes you haven’t heard yet. Click the “Subscribe Now” button below or go You Know Where to become a patron. • natalie & drew This is a publ...
Aug 22, 2022•50 min
Cigarette breaks, parasols, why Drew always has an umbrella, why Natalie never does, basements, golf, umbrella-based weapons, fake cigarettes, and the like. Feeling like you’re missing something? You are. As a non-patron you’re only getting half of the possible Garbage Brain University episodes. To listen to the 150(!) episodes you’ve missed, as well as play our live trivia game and chat with other patrons, hit the Subscribe Now button or go to the URL we always say in the episode: • natalie &am...
Aug 16, 2022•44 min
Flies: our opinions on them, your opinions on them, what to do about the Antarctica Problem, how they relate to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, why they eat shit, how to train mice, why maggots may be Actually Good, and more. Hey, if you’re not a subscriber, now is probably the time, because we could use your help to keep GBU going! Hit the “Subscribe Now” button here, or support us in another appropriate fashion (we’re literally not allowed to link to any other subscription site in this descri...
Aug 01, 2022•42 min
How to be a parent in the 1980s, getting the runs, Humbos (new invention,) the Drinky Rink, and more cookie-based experiences and inventions, all for you, today. Subscribing here or elsewhere gives you access to the Discord, which is our members-only live trivia game and chat room. Join now and you can discuss today’s episode live with Drew & Natalie. Oh, also! Have you seen our new and old-but-redesigned shirts available in sizes small through 5XL? Check them out at thenewsharingmachine.com...
Jul 25, 2022•45 min
What makes a neighbor a neighbor? What makes a suburb a suburb? Why do they keep putting those five-story buildings made out of toothpicks everywhere? And how do you manipulate city council to do your bidding? These, and thousands of other questions, are answered in this very episode. Subscribe now to keep us writing, researching, and recording Garbage Brain University, please. Also, if you haven’t seen, we have another redesign of a classic shirt. This comic goes viral every year or two and it’...
Jul 19, 2022•47 min
Hot dogs are America’s favorite dog, like it or not! We talk pork, beef, and vegetable dogs, along with eating from the bulk bins, why humans can’t figure out how to eat, the art of splitting something exactly in half, and why no one would ever vote for Natalie. Also: the allure of being by yourself. You’ll have to listen to this one. We’ve been playing trivia a few times a day in the Discord, so if live trivia is your thing (and it probably is, you’re listening to Garbage Brain University) you ...
Jul 12, 2022•49 min
When’s the last time you went bowling? We talked about improving this ancient game, why presidents love it, how to use Flonase the right way (not how you think!) and how Drew once dated a cake farter. Help us keep making GBU by subscribing (you’re missing half our episodes!) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe...
Jun 30, 2022•51 min
In today’s long-awaited episode, we cover remote viewing, the CIA, the Stargate program, the simulation we’re probably stuck inside, apps that let you remote view, and why you’re mostly not human to begin with. All of the supplemental materials to today’s show are posted to Discord, where other listeners are talking about remote viewing at this very moment, along with a dozen other things. If you’re not a Discord member, now is the perfect time to join. Hit the “subscribe now” button for access ...
Jun 21, 2022•43 min
Centipedes! They’re mysterious, and good for the earth even if they’re disgusting. Actually, they might not be good for the earth. They might be woated. Patrons (paid subscribers) get more than free members, like over 140 episodes that are patron-only and our Discord community with bonus content and extras (as well as a chat room.) Subscribe now to get access. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visi...
Jun 07, 2022•41 min
Cue the stock circus music! We dive into the history of circuses, and the history of people doing dumb things outside of the circus. On top of the very most obvious aspects of circuses, we covered cow bingo, togas, circus aesthetics, object manipulation, and the crowning question of all: Why Don’t People Do Anything Anymore? Subscribe/become a patron now and you’ll be just in time for MAYLIEN, our miniseries about alien landings, close encounters, alien shootouts underground, and the government’...
May 24, 2022•58 min
Eating wildlife raw, monetizing jellyfish, and how jellyfish even move around in the first place. Also: why some of them are immortal, what they do all day, what mysteries they keep in their sacs and nodules, and what baby chicks have to do with all of this. You’re missing MAYLIEN, our groundbreaking miniseries on aliens, if you’re not subscribed. A subscription/patronage to GBU gives you full access to all 140 episodes you haven’t heard, including ALIENTEMBER (our first alien miniseries) as wel...
May 17, 2022•50 min
Emotions: experiments, how to keep them mellow, how to Ben Franklin them, and more. But more importantly: You are seriously fucking up right now by not subscribing/becoming a patron, because RIGHT THIS MOMENT, we’re running a new miniseries called MAYLIEN. For the entire month of May, subscribers and patrons get our deep look into Roswell, close encounters, underground alien battles, landings, and all the rest. Subscribe now to hear them as they come out (you’ll also get 139 episodes you haven’t...
May 11, 2022•49 min
