Chelsea is in Greece, so we are answering some recent hotline calls about topics including SJP’s fast fashion line Bitten, Parker Posey’s career, Ottessa Moshfegh-adjacent book recommendations, post-breakup revenge, and more!
On today’s episode, we discuss the trauma of April Fool’s Day, our trip to LA’s first Skims store, Val Kilmer’s tragic death, David Fincher’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, SJP’s 60th birthday, Kim Cattrall’s Charlotte Tilbury campaign , Cynthia Nixon’s Tilda Swinton-esque Numero Netherlands editorial , her appearance at the Mother, Daughter, Holy Spirit fashion show , Patrick Schwarzenegger’s breakthrough moment on The White Lotus , the confusing and gripping second season of Severance ,...
It’s so confusing sometimes being a girl! Today we’re discussing the episode where Carrie grapples with her complicated feelings towards Natasha, Samantha #MeToos a masseuse, Charlotte confronts her fear of public nudity, and Miranda’s masturbation routine is thwarted by her new housekeeper. Plus: a discussion of a then-unknown Athena Calderone’s iconic topless cameo. This episode is sponsored by Etsy . Looking to refresh your wardrobe? Want to channel our favorite Y2K era it girl? Shop our cura...
Wake up babe! A new Gwyneth Paltrow profile just dropped. We also discuss Tina Fey’s viral comments about celebrity side hustles, the incoming Skims store on Sunset Boulevard, decor concepts for our new office, Gigi Hadid’s Jazz Age Vogue cover and Hairspray homage , Demna’s shocking move to Gucci, Donatella’s departure from Versace, Jonathan Anderson’s impending Dior appointment, and Lauren’s new Boy Mom nightmare, a.k.a. Netflix’s Adolescence . Our new podcast studio is coming this summer and ...
The cat is out of the bag: Lauren is knocked up! And Chelsea is NOT the father, fyi. On today’s episode, we discuss her foray into motherhood and our failed attempt to whore out her pregnancy reveal. We are also joined by the brilliant and discerning Patrik Sandberg for a discussion of Lady Gaga’s new album Mayhem , Meghan Markle’s much-derided Netflix series, and a recap of fashion month. ps. this episode was recorded before we learned of the fashion double whammy that is Demna’s appointment at...
Apologies for the delay, Chelsea has had yet another rough week, but we are back to discuss Hollywood’s biggest night and all of the best Karla Sofía Gascón jokes. Topics discussed include the deeply healing The Color Purple reunion, Anora ’s shocking sweep, Demi Moore’s life-imitating-art moment, the sensational Wizard of Oz tribute, David Lynch erasure, and Adrian Brody’s deeply annoying acceptance speech. P.S. this episode was recorded before we knew the deeply f**ked up and unbelievably trag...
It’s been a rough week, but your girls are back to discuss all of the highlights from the SAG Awards, Brady Corbet’s $0 payday, and Lena Dunham’s romcom bidding war. We are also joined by the Los Angeles legend Liz Goldwyn for a chat about her RHOBH audition, her prolific vintage collection, and her dishy Substack STARF*CKER .
Hide your children! Today we’re discussing the “bozo the bush” episode, a.k.a. “One”. In this monumental episode, Carrie meets Aleksandr Petrovsky, Robert surprises Miranda with a giant cookie, Charlotte has a miscarriage, and Samantha has a pubic hair-related breakdown. It also has many diva moments including a fake Marina Abramović, an Elizabeth Taylor-inspired makeover, and several references to Studio 54. What more could we ask for?
In honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re answering your burning questions about love, sex, and dating juggalos. Listen at your own risk! 🤡 As promised, here are the visual references for our discussion about bridal fashion: Gwen Stefani’s first wedding dress , her second , Olvia Culpo , Posh n’ Becks , Kristy Hume , Tori Amos , Bianca Jagger , Mia Farrow , Stella Tennant , and Tania Sarin ....
On today’s jam-packed episode, we discuss the controversial divas that commanded our attention this week: Bianca Censori and Karla Sofía Gascón. We also get into the fashions and performances at the Grammys, Mother Monster’s latest slay Abracadabra , Ellen and Portia’s skincare infomercial , the Met Gala’s newly announced dress code , the Buffy reboot , Timmy’s nasty fingernails in A Complete Unknown , the sassy heterosexual cardinals in Conclave , and more! Have a love and/or sex question you n...
We’re back to discuss this year’s Oscar nominations and the unforgivable Challengers / Babygirl erasure. We also get into the upcoming Practical Magic and Romy and Michelle sequels, Glenn Martens’ appointment at Margiela, Alessandro Michele’s couture debut, Lauren’s fear that Severance will go the way of Westworld , the fabulous (but bleak) The Brutalist, and so much more! Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our...
Trump is president again, so we’re discussing his cameo in an otherwise great episode of Sex and the City . This is also the episode where Samantha dates a septuagenarian, Mr, Big sings Frank Sinatra, and Miranda meets a cute bartender named Steve. Also: if you would like to skip our opening banter about Trump’s inauguration, the Sex and the City talk starts at 20:50 💋
We’re back to discuss the harrowing fires that ravaged our beloved city, the poor woman who owns Carrie Bradshaw’s brownstone , and Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte? . We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Sex and the City ’s 9/11 erasure to THAT Katy Perry / JonBenet Ramsay conspiracy theory. Want to be featured in a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773! Also, if you buy anything from our store this week, 100% of the proceeds will be donated to fire r...
YIKES! Los Angeles is on fire, but we still managed to record an episode before fleeing to local hotels. Please note that this was recorded on Wednesday morning, before we understood the scope of the devastation. In this episode, we discuss Michael Patrick King’s new interview with Entertainment Weekly , the big wins and fashions of the Golden Globes, the deeply bizarre cinematic tour de force that is Emilia Pérez , and Nicole Kidman’s lactose kink in Babygirl . We're sorry we can't embed the re...
We survived the holidays and are back to discuss the Blake Lively / Justin Baldoni drama (Team No One), the trailer for the third season of Yellowjackets , Robbie Williams dismal fame level in the United States and his new monkey biopic , the much-hyped reissue of Takashi Murakami’s iconic collaboration with Louis Vuitton , the Walmart Birkin , the insane new Skims store in New York , Kim Kardashian’s bizarre Santa Baby music video , the doctored Luigi Mangione Margiela photo, and the recent dea...
We're enjoying a little post-holiday respite, so we're unlocking one of our best V.I.P episode's of the year! We’re diving into Sex and the City ’s most thrilling story arc, the torrid romance between Aidan-era Carrie and “beige is bullshit”-era Mr. Big. Watching this doomed couple spiral out together is one of life’s great pleasures, and we’re here to discuss details: Mr. Big’s midlife crisis wardrobe, Aidan’s “clunky” furniture, and Carrie’s disgusting bed sheets. Like what you heard and want ...
Holy s**t! It’s our 200th episode, and we’re celebrating with frank discussion of Chelsea’s extremely embarrassing foray into roleplay. Here are the Polyester magazine photos that started it all. We also get into Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte? , the Golden Globes nominations , Matthieu Blazy’s appointment at Chanel, John Galliano’s exit from Margiela, Lauren’s phobia of the midwife bear in Wicked , and Chelsea’s latest hyperfixation: solving JonBenét Ramsey’s murder. You can buy...
Today’s episode is dedicated to the late, great Javier, the fictional fashion designer who died of a heroin overdose in this bizarre Zoolander-esque episode of Sex and the City. Topics discussed include Char’s widower fetish, Samantha’s odd encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio, Miranda’s harrowing solo choking incident, and Carrie’s first Mr. Big relapse. Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol ! Whether you're gifting to yourself or a loved one, give the gift of great hair growth this holiday...
On today’s episode, we discuss the latest crop of deeply random hotline calls. Topics discussed include the ethics of following Donald Trump on Instagram, the divisive Cartier love bangle, our new favorite film Vox Lux , and more! Today episode is brought to you by, Uncommon Goods . To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/OUTFIT And Honeylove! Shop Honeylove’s Holiday sale and save an additional 20% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/Outfit...
It’s a slow news week, so we’re still talking about the deeply bizarre “holding space” video from the Wicked press tour. We also discuss the nominees for 2025 AVN awards, Sean Baker’s fabulous new film Anora , and we finally answer the question that is on everyone’s mind: which Sex and the City boyfriend has the biggest schlong? Chelsea’s newsletter recs: Back Row by Amy Odell , Dana Thomas , Starf*cker by Liz Goldwyn , Sighs & Whispers by Laura Helms , Opulent Tips by Rachel Tashjian (this ...
Greetings earthlings! We’re back to discuss Chelsea’s latest obsession: the congressional hearings about UAPs. Don’t believe in aliens? Check out the terrifying “jellyfish” video that was recently leaked from a military base in Iraq. We also discuss the second installment of Every Outfit Couture , the new Coachella line-up , Ellen and Portia’s post-election move to England, Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, the tragic fate of John Waters’ latest film project, David Lynch’s new interview with People , Da...
We’re back from Europe and diving straight into the best (and worst) fashion and pop culture moments in recent weeks: People ’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, the Grammy nominations, the Martha Stewart documentary, Joker: Folie à Deux , Lady Gaga’s new music video, and the December issue of Vogue , which was guest edited by Marc Jacobs. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI. THE RULES OF ATTRACTION , BOYHOOD , SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT DYING and THE FALL are now strea...
Today we process the disastrous outcome of the US presidential election and retreat to our safe space: Sex and the City reruns. And this week we’re discussing a truly great episode “Politically Erect”, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie dates a politician with a piss fetish, Stanford goes to The Vagina Monologues , Charlotte throws a party, and Samantha reluctantly beds a short king. Plus: an unhinged digression about which founding father is the most fuckable. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US th...
Ello gov'na! We’re recording today’s episode in London, the birthplace of Annabelle Bronstein! Topics discussed include Chelsea’s trip on the Orient Express, finding herpes medication in Amsterdam, Megan Thee Stallion’s thoughts on Sex and the City, Luca Guadagnino’s American Psycho, Addison Rae’s rebrand, Gwen Stefani’s political leanings, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by MUBI. THE SUBSTANCE is now showing in US theaters and streaming exclusively on MUBI. Get 30 Days Free: mubi.co...
On today’s hotline episode, we discuss our most embarrassing moments, the ‘90s films Simply Irresistible and Kissing Jessica Stein , our skincare routines, the pluses and minuses of starting an amateur porn career, our favorite Edith Head costumes, Death Becomes Her vs. The Substance and more! Today's episode is brought to you by Clarins . Get their Double Serum for 10% off, a free 8-piece welcome gift, plus free shipping on your first order when you go to Clarins.com/Outfit and use promo code O...
On today’s episode, we discuss the ever-controversial Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show , the new lesbian housewife on RHONY, the Costume Institute’s upcoming exhibition Superfine: Tailoring Black Style , Jojo Siwa and Interview ’s respective Liza Minnelli tributes, the new Menendez Brothers doc , and Tesla’s underwhelming new robots. Plus: the ladies discuss the premiere of Lauren’s film Sugar Baby and Chelsea reports back from the SWEAT tour. North American Fuckettes, watch Lauren’s film Sugar Ba...
Today we’re diving into Great Sexpectations, the tale of Carrie and Berger’s lackluster sexual chemistry, Miranda’s Jules & Mimi addiction, Samantha’s obsession with the hot waiter from Raw, and Charlotte’s quest to join the Jewish faith. Beware fuckettes! There is an upsetting amount of puns in this episode.
We’re back to discuss the viral hippopotamus Moo Deng, Bottega Veneta’s deeply offensive fragrance pricing , the new ‘90s-themed American Girl dolls , the Crumbl cookie controversy , Lana Del Rey’s swamp wedding , Frances Bean’s baby , the transgressive lactose kink in the Babygirl trailer , Rebel Wilson’s bridal twinning , Ellen DeGeneres’ underwhelming comedy special , Francis Ford Coppola’s swan song Megalopolis , and Coralie Fargeat’s body horror masterpiece The Substance 💉 Oh, and the trai...
On today’s episode, we discuss our trip to New York for Chelsea’s 40th birthday, Netflix’s extremely homoerotic Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story , the flash mob dance sequence in The Perfect Couple , the tragic reedited version of Nicole Kidman’s AMC commercial, Perry Farrell and Isabelle Adjani’s wrinkle-free faces, Dave Grohl’s love child, Karen Elson’s star-studded wedding , Vogue’s new app , Naomi Campbell’s Anna Wintour diss , and the new Hulu series In Vogue: The 90s ....
Lauren has strep throat (pray for our girl) so today we’re unlocking the inaugural episode of the Every Outfit Book Club, a deep dive into 2023’s greatest book Sofia Coppola Archive . Topics discussed include Sofia Coppola’s iconic canned wine , the Paris Vogue issue that she guest edited, Quentin Tarantino’s Star 80 poster, and more! UPDATE: Jennifer Coolidge’s former residence was one of two houses that appeared in The Beguiled and is not the same plantation that was used for the “Sorry” video...
