It’s time for the funky tasting spunk episode y’all! 💦 That’s right, today we’re diving into “Easy Come, Easy Go”, the episode where Carrie cheats on Aidan, Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha grapples with Bobby Cannavale’s rancid ejaculate. Plus: the introduction of Bunny Macdougal and the most confusing “I couldn’t help but wonder” ever. Today's episode is brought to you by Honeylove . Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/OUTFIT ....
Sep 13, 2024•52 min•Ep. 186
On today’s episode, we discuss Max’s latest true crime tour de force Chimp Crazy , the shocking true story of a woman who gets her lip filler done by a straight man, featuring a scene-stealing performance by Alan Cumming! We also discuss Glenn Close’s high-camp performance in The Deliverance and answer listener questions about Lana Del Rey’s rumored boyfriend , Sneex , American Girl dolls, and more! P.S. We recorded this episode before the release of Vogue ’s fantastic new Lady Gaga cover. Paws ...
Sep 06, 2024•59 min•Ep. 185
On today’s episode, we discuss Chappell Roan’s recent TikTok video and Instagram post about the downsides of fame, Stacy London and Clinton Kelly’s new Amazon series Wear Whatever the F You Want , the death of the world’s most famous personal shopper Betty Halbreich , Zoë Kravitz’s new film Blink Twice , the quintessential ‘90s jailbait thriller The Crush , that time that Dennis Rodman married himself , and more! Links: Judith Thurman’s New Yorker profile of Betty Halbreich, her memoir I’ll Drin...
Aug 30, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 184
On today’s episode, we discuss the demise of SJP Collection, J.Lo and Ben Affleck’s divorce, Lady Gaga’s underwhelming duet with Bruno Mars , Joaquin Phoenix’s shock departure from Todd Haynes’ latest project, the trailer for Pedro Almodóvar’s new film The Room Next Door , the deaths of Los Angeles legends Peggy Moffitt and Gena Rowlands , the confusing Beetlejuice Beetlejuice x Rodarte collab , Supreme’s acquisition by Essilor Luxottica, and M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film Trap . Oh, and Chels...
Aug 23, 2024•48 min•Ep. 183
Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most f**ked up episode: Models and Mortals, a journey into the twisted world of models, modelizers, and the sex crimes that happen along the way. Topics discussed include Candace Bushnell’s original Observer article from ‘95, Skipper’s excessive screen time, Samantha’s brief foray into amateur pornography, Carrie’s fur coat, Stanny’s star client, Charlotte’s Christy Turlington complex, and more!
Aug 16, 2024•43 min•Ep. 182
On today’s extra bitchy episode, we discuss our new national nightmare, a.k.a. the press tour for Blake Lively’s new film It Ends With Us, her spooky haircare line Blake Brown , and of course, her September Vogue cover shot by Baz Luhrmann. We also chat about our recent excursion to Beverly Hills, Kamala’s charming VP pick, the forthcoming Gus Van Sant film about Peter Thiel vs. Gawker, the new teaser for Max’s 2025 programming, casting updates for Ryan Murphy and Kim Kardashia’s new legal drama...
Aug 09, 2024•46 min•Ep. 184
It’s a slow news week, so we’re answering questions that were submitted by listeners on our recent tour. We also discuss the bizarre opening ceremony for the Paris Olympics, featuring robot horses , Lady Gaga as Zizi Jeanmaire , an underwhelming fashion show , this creepy ass torchbearer , the extremely major Les Mis / Gojira performance, and of course, Celine Dion’s big comeback and her recent documentary I Am: Celine Dion . Today's episode is brought to you by Last Bottle Wines ! Every Outfit ...
Aug 02, 2024•59 min•Ep. 180
We’re back to discuss our new democratic nominee and her brat summer, the New York Times article about Lauren’s wedding, the Hollywood Reporter ’s piece about the drama and tragedy behind the scenes at Euphoria , our conspiratorial thoughts about the funeral scene that was recently filmed for And Just Like That , the false rumors that Kim Cattrall will return for season three, the parallels between The Silence of the Lambs and Longlegs , the parallels between Scream 3 and Maxxine , and more! Tod...
Jul 26, 2024•50 min•Ep. 179
Our little girl is married! We’re back to discuss Lauren’s wedding, an absolutely momentous occasion that the bride barely remembers. Thankfully, Chelsea is here to fill in the blanks. We also discuss Donald Trump’s recent brush with death, this incredibly major photo of the aftermath, his new running mate J.D. Vance, Glenn Close’s iconic makeunder in Hillbilly Elegy , the RNC’s MVP “Babydog” , Stickermule’s cancellation, Vogue’s new political correspondent Jack Schlossberg , and Max’s Faye Duna...
Jul 19, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 178
Big news this week! We finally released merch and John Corbett hates being an actor . We also discuss the Devil Wears Prada sequel, Glenn Close and Halle Berry’s maiden voyage into the Ryan Murphyverse, Julia Fox’s sexuality, Lena Dunham’s New Yorker interview , the Fabulous Four trailer, the extremely major Diane von Fürstenberg documentary , Becoming Karl Lagerfeld , Marc Jacobs’ fabulous new collection and his shocking pivot as a nail art influencer. Get warm weather ready with Quince ! Go to...
Jul 12, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 173
Today we’re revisiting a high note of season two “The Chicken Dance,” a.k.a the one where Carrie has to make a speech at a virtual stranger's wedding. Topics discussed include whirlwind romances, unhinged ceramic frog tables, Samantha’s déjà fuck, the illustrious career of guest star Carrie Preston, Charlotte’s “slutty” bridesmaid dress, Donna Karen’s incredible late 90’s ad campaigns, a Chat GPT Sex and the City inspired wedding speech, and more! Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol , ...
Jul 05, 2024•35 min•Ep. 176
On today’s episode, we discuss the musical event of the year: The Girl, So Confusing Version with Lorde . We also get into Justin Timberlake’s DUI, the Practical Magic sequel, Lauren’s scandalous new skirt , Kathleen Hanna’s new memoir Rebel Girl , and Andrew McCarthy’s new documentary Brats , and the time that Reese Witherspoon drunkenly fell down the stairs at Sunset Tower. Get warm weather ready with Quince ! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And try...
Jun 28, 2024•59 min•Ep. 175
Today we’re revisiting the season five finale “I Love A Charade”, a.k.a. the episode where the ladies head to the Hamptons to celebrate the nuptials of Bobby Fine and Bitsy Von Muffling. Topics discussed include Samantha’s cantaloupe breakdown, the return of Berger, Miranda and Brady’s couples look, the perils of waxing, the pink suede elephant in the room, Carrie’s hair crisis, Stanny’s Cynthia Rowley china, and more! The Every Outfit West Coast Tour wraps up next week! SoCal fuckettes we are p...
Jun 21, 2024•44 min•Ep. 174
Hello brats! We’re back to discuss the new Charli xcx album, Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan’s swift ascent, the possibility that Ariana Grande is a furry, the critically panned Amy Winehouse biopic, and John Galliano’s rumored exit from Margiela. Plus: Fiona Duncan joins us to discuss her new Interview article “ Normcore: The Oral History No One Asked For. ” The Every Outfit West Coast Tour starts this weekend! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June ...
Jun 14, 2024•49 min•Ep. 173
On today’s episode, we discuss Chloë Sevigny and Kim Kardashian’s controversial “Actors on Actors” conversation , Lady Gaga’s Chromatica Ball concert film , and Virgine Viard’s shocking exit from Chanel. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Simone Rocha’s Crocs collab to SNL’s 2004 Sex and the City spoof starring Christina Aguilera to Fergie’s disastrous appearance at a 2017 fundraiser honoring Tom Ford. Every Outfit West Coast Tour starts in a week! We'll be in San Fra...
Jun 07, 2024•58 min•Ep. 172
This week we’re recovering from Lauren’s semi-depraved Bachelorette weekend in Las Vegas, where we soaked up the local culture including the all-male strip revue Thunder From Down Under and Dita Von Teese’s Dita Las Vegas . We also get into Chelsea’s tabi-related foot deformity, this year’s Cannes winners, Bella Hadid’s keffiyeh dress and its ties to Sex and the City (also here is that Guardian article), Bella’s new Orebella fragrance line, Cynthia Nixon’s Variety interview , the upcoming Isabel...
May 31, 2024•54 min•Ep. 171
On this week’s jam-packed episode we discuss the latest season of And Just Like That , the insane New York Times article about Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Cohen’s friendship, Charli XCX’s latest music video , Chloe Sevigny’s Dilara Findikouglu Met Gala look , our outfits from our recent show in New York, Sofia Coppola for Augustinus Bader , Sofia’s daughter’s new bop , the demise of The Vampire’s Wife , Miranda July’s new book , our new favorite movie The Idea of You , Baby Reindeer trauma, the ...
May 24, 2024•59 min•Ep. 170
Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most perverted episode La Douleur Exquise, which begins in an S&M-themed restaurant and ends with Carrie and Mr. Big’s second breakup. It’s also the episode where Charlotte gets free designer shoes in exchange for PG foot fetish stuff (goals), Miranda dates a public sex fetishest played by Will Arnett, and Stanford reveals his secret internet sex life. Also discussed: Carrie’s iconic drunk dial, euphemisms involving hay, Samantha’s top energy, “le bi...
May 17, 2024•39 min•Ep. 169
The Met Gala was this week, have you heard? We’ve officially OD’d on florals, but we’re doing our best to process the staggering amount of outfits that we’ve seen. Topics discussed include Galliano domination, merkin erasure, Zendaya’s double whammy, Sean McGirr’s revenge dress, Isabelle Huppert majorness, a rundown of the various designer cliques, our picks for best and worst dressed, and more! Support for today's show comes from Honeylove . Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the ...
May 09, 2024•1 hr 14 min
On the plus side, Rosie O’Donnell is appearing on at least one episode of And Just Like That. On the minus side, your girls forgot to rabbit rabbit this month and are probably doomed. Anyhoo, on today’s cursed episode we discuss a bunch of depraved stuff including Barbra Streisand’s Ozempic controversy, the John Galliano documentary, Milo Yiannopoulos’ iconic resignation from Yeezy, Brandy Melville’s terrible clothing, Shelley Duvall’s NYT profile, and more! West Coast! We're coming to you! We'l...
May 03, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 167
We're still on tour, so we're unlocking a recent V.I.P. episode for your enjoyment! Today we revisit the sordid tale of the Upper East Side’s kinkiest step-siblings and the poor innocent schoolgirls that they lure into their twisted sex games. Topics discussed include Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s iconic kiss, the astoundingly good soundtrack, the parallels to the 1988 film Dangerous Liaisons, Joshua Jackson’s Less Than Zero-esque twink character, our Lana Del Rey coke spoon necklaces,...
Apr 26, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 166
The time has come. Today we’re discussing one of the greatest Sex and the City episodes of all time: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice. This much-memed season six standout truly has it all: Samantha in head-to-toe House of Field, Smith Jerrod on TRL, Michael Showalter as Berger’s douchey friend, Carrie getting arrested, Miranda’s skinny jeans, Charlotte’s engagement reveal, and so much more. We are on tour! We'll be in New York on April 20th, Washington D.C . on April 21st, Philly on April 22nd, P...
Apr 19, 2024•40 min•Ep. 165
Karma’s a bitch! And so are we. Yes, your girls are back to discuss Jojo Siwa’s controversial rebranding, the overrated eclipse, J.Lo’s bot farm, the terrifying Amy Winehouse biopic, the sad state of Francis Ford Coppola and John Waters latest films, Rihanna’s Interview magazine cover, Laura Dern’s fucked wig on Palm Royale, and more! Come see us on tour! We'll be in Boston on April 18th, New York on April 20th, Washington D.C . on April 21st, Philly on April 22nd, Pittsburgh on April 23rd, and ...
Apr 12, 2024•49 min•Ep. 164
Giddy up f**kettes! We’re diving into Beyonce’s most high-concept album yet. Is it country? Sort of, but we’re here for the sample of Underworld’s “Born Slippy”. Also discussed: Sex and the City ’s shocking arrival on Netflix, Chelsea’s recent excursion to the PornHub awards, Shakira’s piping hot take about Barbie , the new Matrix film, Isabelle Huppert’s controversial performance in Bérénice, Billie Eilish’s divisive style, the historical accuracy of the costumes in Saltburn , gay wedding attir...
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 163
We’re back to discuss some truly shocking fashion news: Dries Van Noten’s retirement, Pierpaolo Piccioli’s departure from Valentino, Alessandro Michele’s return, and Phoebe Philo’s decision to speak to a journalist ! We also discuss some new movies: Love Lies Bleeding , Dune 2 , and Problemista . Oh, and Euphoria is probably never coming back, R.I.P. Today's episode is sponsored by Quince! Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/Outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. ...
Mar 29, 2024•40 min•Ep. 162
All aboard! Today we’re discussing one of Sex and the City’s rare non-New York episodes “The Big Journey”. Topics discussed include Carrie’s sassy bob, Harry’s back hair, Samantha’s fishbone earrings, Anthony’s love of ugly sex, the pioneering internet celebrity Mr. Winkle, SJP’s vanishing mole (R.I.P.), Erewhon dependency, and more! Come see us on tour! We'll be in Boston on April 18th, New York on April 20th, Washington D.C . on April 21st, Philly on April 22nd, Pittsburgh on April 23rd, and C...
Mar 22, 2024•35 min
On today’s episode, the ladies reconvene at Lauren’s fire Airbnb to discuss all of the biggest cultural happenings: the Oscars, Carey Mulligan’s incredible outfit , Kate Middleton’s disappearance, Rolling Stone’s Queer Eye expose (Team Bobby!), the feminine urge to buy JVN haircare, Sean McGirr’s universally panned McQueen collection , Chemena Kamali’s much more well-received Chloé debut , women of a certain age on the runway, THAT Kate Moss impersonator , Kristen Stewart’s sartorial pivot, and ...
Mar 15, 2024•1 hr
This week, we're unlocking one of our favorite V.I.P episodes. It’s time for part deux of our American Girl in Paris recap! On the series finale, we meet Petrovsky’s enchanting ex Juliet, Anthony coins the term “Chanelo,” Charlotte and Harry get swindled by an opportunistic couple, Samantha and Smith’s sex life grinds to a halt, Miranda gives Ma a sponge bath, Carrie gets slapped (sort of), and Mr. Big returns to the City of Lights to save the day. Oh, and did we mention that his name is actuall...
Mar 08, 2024•50 min•Ep. 159
Today on the pod, things get VERY dark and sinister. Because we watched J.Lo’s This is Me… Now , Where is Wendy Williams? , and The New Look within the span of a single week. Other depressing news includes Claude Montana’s death , The Willy Wonka Experience , Trump’s sneakers , and recent collections from Gucci and Dior . Also discussed: Moschino , Saint Laurent , The Row, Prada , Bottega Veneta and more!...
Mar 01, 2024•59 min•Ep. 158
The ladies are back to break down a very male forward episode from Season Four, Belles of the Balls. As such, they've invited the caption of the Every Outfit Straight Man Auxiliary (and Lauren's fiancé) Paul Glover to help. Topics discussed include: Carrie's tighty-whities, Aidan's DC lore dump, who is the real Willow Summers, Steve's Warped Tour core, the sexism of one Richard Wright, and Paul reads Aidan/Big erotica the ladies wrote many years ago. Today's episode is brought to you by Factor M...
Feb 23, 2024•44 min•Ep. 157
