Join Matt and Kate for Episode 57 of Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we discuss the “blueprint for Giallo”, the masterpiece that is Blood and Black Lace (1964) representing our pre-2000s. Representing post-2000s, we review the critically acclaimed, British dystopian movie, 28 Days Later (2002). In addition to this, Kate makes a big announcement, then immediately brings us back to earth with her sexcapades, the Epic Fail edition, Matt tells us about his happy ending… d...
Jul 30, 2025•3 hr 52 min•Season 7Ep. 6
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 56 of Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s been a little while but we are back again and it’s full throttle! In this episode, we discuss the relatively under-seen, supernatural thriller Stir of Echoes (1999) representing our pre-2000s. Representing post 2000s, we take a trip to South Korea and review the religious cult horror, Svaha: The Sixth Finger (2019). We also have another round of Kate’s stupid dating escapades (Warning: NSFW), a near death experi...
Jul 11, 2025•3 hr 57 min•Season 7Ep. 5
Join Matt and Kate for episode 55 of Eternal Darkness of Not So Spotless Minds where we go down under with Tim Davies and Mushroom from The Dummies Of Horror Podcast! In this episode, Tim and Mushroom have brought us two Aussie horrors - the cult classic, slightly questionable, Road Games (1981) representing pre-2000s, and found footage, Blair Witch inspired, The Tunnel (2011) representing post-2000s. We also discuss whether or not certain human fluids are vegan, terrible parenting (by us), and ...
Apr 30, 2025•3 hr 19 min•Season 7Ep. 4
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 54 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000s we look at the hugely influential horror anthology Tales Of The Crypt (1972), and representing post-2000s we discuss the divisive and kinda silly Thir13en Ghosts (2001). We also chat about Kate’s tragic love life, the beauty of girl math, and we continue Matt’s education in cool slang and terminology. So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you ...
Mar 30, 2025•4 hr 33 min•Season 7Ep. 3
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 53 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. Sorry for the delay (tech issues and illness) but… In this episode, representing pre-2000s we look at what is considered Fulci’s greatest Giallo, Don’t Torture A Duckling (1972), and representing post-2000s we discuss Brandon Cronenberg’s modern classic, Possessor (2020). We also chat about Kate’s birthday baps, stupid deaths, and Matt gets down with the kids as he learns some new, cool slang. So kick back, relax and...
Mar 10, 2025•3 hr 48 min•Season 7Ep. 2
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 52 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000s we look at controversial cult classic, Kids (1995), and representing post-2000s we discuss the chilling and haunting Sinister (2012). We also chat about Kate’s hairdressing horrors, Matt’s unlawful fishy business, and /we deliberate the downfall of Blumhouse. So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spot...
Feb 01, 2025•3 hr 47 min•Season 7Ep. 1
Happy Horror New Year everyone!! We are in the throes of 2025 but let’s not forget 2024 too hastily - it was a pretty gosh darn good year for horror and Matt and Kate are talking their usual nonsense about their highs and their lows in the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds End Of Year Special! In this episode we are covering our top TV shows and docs, our biggest disappointments and our pleasant surprises, our Top 5 horror adjacent movies, our Bottom 5 horror movies, and our Top 10 horro...
Jan 28, 2025•3 hr 40 min•Season 2Ep. 8
HO HO HO!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Join Matt and Kate for the festivities of Episode 51 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000 we’ve pulled from Santa’s sack the Christmassy slasher classic Black Christmas (1974) and representing the post-2000s, we get into the modern Christmas favourite, Violent Night (2022). We also share some of Kate’s and Matt’s concussion stories (yes, there are multiple because we’re idiots), Kate’s ranting about nosy people in publi...
Dec 28, 2024•4 hr 39 min•Season 6Ep. 10
Join Matt and Kate for an extra special episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds - Episode 50!! We’re doing something a little different for this auspicious episode, something we’ve been wanting to do for a while: a commentary episode! And our choice of movie is… *drum roll* Terrifier!! That’s right, we are watching Art the Clown slice and dice his way through Miles County during one fateful Halloween night. Joining us in our celebrations are three awesome guests: Mr Venom, a podcast...
Nov 30, 2024•1 hr 54 min•Season 6Ep. 9
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 49 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, representing pre-2000 we discuss the Italian horror demonic classic The Church (1989) and the haunting chiller thriller The Skeleton Key (2005). We also discuss Kate’s paranormal happenings at home, debate the highs and lows of early 2000s fashion, and find out Kate’s thoughts on Terrifier 3… did she like it or not? So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to ...
Nov 20, 2024•4 hr 28 min•Season 6Ep. 8
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 48 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds for our XTREME August episode (apologies for the delay)! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, Kate has selected the romantic odyssey, that’s full of hopes and dreams, Audition from 1999. And representing post-2000s, Matt has chosen the whimsical and hilarious, European faux documentary, Descent Into Darkness (Sorgoi Prakov: My European Nightmare) from 2013... teehee. We also discuss Kate and Matt’s own European ni...
Sep 05, 2024•3 hr 29 min•Season 6Ep. 7
Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2024 Bonus Episode! London baby!! We have continued our tradition of attending the horror festival that brings chills, spills and… family adventure? Listen to find out what that’s about as Fright Fest took an unusual turn this year. In this episode we discuss the films An Taibhse (“The Ghost” - an isolated period piece horror and the first horror movie to be completely in the Irish language), Bookworm (a thrill ride about a local beast prowling the New Zeal...
Sep 04, 2024•48 min•Season 2Ep. 7
It’s Episode 47 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds and we are joined by the legendary (yet questionable) Scott and Liam from podcast, Scott & Liam vs Evil! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we take a look at Liam’s choice, Japanese fever dream Hausu (House) from 1977. And representing post-2000s, Scott has chosen Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023), a commentary on isolation and social interaction. We also discuss the limits of child safety, the Littlewoods lingerie section...
Jul 28, 2024•3 hr 11 min•Season 5Ep. 6
It’s Episode 46 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds and Matt’s 50th birthday! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we take a look at the classic camp slasher, The Burning (1981) and representing post-2000s, we discuss the atmospheric psychological head trip, Session 9 (2001). We also find out about how Matt’s celebrated his birthday, Kate’s social media nightmare and a very exciting announcement.. So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to t...
Jun 30, 2024•3 hr 54 min•Season 5Ep. 5
It’s Episode 45 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we take a look at the chilling and haunting J-horror classic, Ringu (1998) and representing post-2000s, we discuss the multi-layered thriller, I See You (2019). We also find out about Kate’s recent run in with the law, Matt’s upcoming Spanish adventures and find out what Kate’s sucking on… So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness ...
May 27, 2024•3 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 4
It’s Episode 44 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds and joining Matt and Kate is The Podcast on Haunted Hill’s Dan The Man, Dan Bone! In this episode, we head to New Zealand with a double bill that puts the “cult” in “culture”. Representing pre-2000’s, we discuss Peter Jackson’s splatter gore fest Braindead (1992) and representing post-2000’s, the understated and hilarious What We Do In The Shadows (2014). We also discuss early 2000s fashion, the benefits of tentacles and generally, jus...
Apr 29, 2024•4 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Join Kate (we miss you, Matt!) for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we delighted to be interviewing Paul Duane - director, writer, producer and just general excellent person. The main topic of conversation is Paul’s feature length film debut, All You Need Is Death, after Kate watched it at Glasgow Fright Fest 2024 and - spoiler alert - loved it! We also talk about horror as a genre and what makes it so interesting, the struggles of indie filmmaking a...
Apr 10, 2024•51 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 43 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we treat ourselves to a sci-fi double bill of Event Horizon (1997), representing pre-2000s and Attack The Block (2011), representing post-2000s! We also discuss Kate’s adventures at Fright Fest, how we don’t let our age determine our idiocy and Matt’s crusty baguette… So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds… Ch...
Apr 07, 2024•3 hr 55 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 42 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, it’s thrills and spills as Lance Langford of The Horror Returns podcast comes to play and we finally get to our Extreme August episode… in February! And as the saying goes, good things come to those who wait and… I guess good things on our show means trauma and brutality as this episodes picks are - Salò, or 120 Days of Sodom (1975) representing pre-2000’s and Soft & Quiet (2022) representing pos...
Feb 21, 2024•3 hr 42 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Happy New Year Mutha-lickers! It’s that time of year again where we reflect, dissect and divulge our best, our worst and a few things in between of the previous year! 2023 had some highs and certainly some lows but find out exactly what our favourite and most hated movies were, what surprised us and what didn’t anger us, just disappointed us… Also, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, we discuss alcohol percentage on cider, the 2004 comedy “Eurotrip” and the secret war Matt’s been waging… So sit...
Jan 17, 2024•4 hr 53 min•Season 4Ep. 15
MERRY MOIST CHRISTMAS!! Join Matt and Kate for Episode 41, our Christmas 2023 Special, of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we have an array of killer Santa’s starting with the controversial Silent Night, Deadly Night (1894) representing pre-2000s! Representing post-2000s, we better watch out as this Santa is a military robot in 2022’s Christmas Bloody Christmas! We also discuss Kate’s deep penetration, Santa conduct, Matt raises a sexy conundrum in Would You Rather? an...
Dec 24, 2023•3 hr 20 min•Season 4Ep. 14
Join Matt and Kate for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we are so excited to be interviewing the wonderful and multi-talented Jenna Kanell (Terrifier, Renfield)! We discuss their new movie, Faceless After Dark, how morally grey is the new black, upcoming new and exciting projects and how best to deal with unsolicited d**k pics... So kick back, relax and open up a can of something delightful as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotle...
Dec 10, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 40 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, representing pre-2000s, we go back to the “creatures running amok” era and discuss the 80’s classic, Critters (1986)! Then things take a decidedly darker turn as we traverse the horrors of The Collector (2009), representing post-2000s! We also discuss Kate’s Canadian odyssey, Matt’s mission to take “booze cruise” to the next level and we make an exciting announcement… So kick back, relax and open up ...
Dec 10, 2023•3 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 13
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!! Join Matt and Kate for Halloween Special Episode 39 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we take a look at the gruesome mystery, Halloween classic Sleepy Hollow (1999) representing pre-2000s. And representing post-2000s, we discuss the surreal, coming-of-age cult movie The Boys In The Trees (2016). We also discuss Kate’s festival f**k ups, Matt’s cruising boozin’, urban legends from around the world and find out why Kate finds coffee beans so...
Oct 27, 2023•3 hr 22 min•Season 4Ep. 12
Join Matt and Kate for a Bonus Episode of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we are honoured and thrilled to be interviewing the incredibly talented and sublime John Adams and Toby Poser, aka The Adams Family (The Deeper You Dig, Hellbender)! We discuss their new movie, Where The Devil Roams, the music of H6llb6nd6r, their love of horror and all the little things that make working with family and going your own way the perfect concoction of devilish goodness that is part...
Oct 13, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 38 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we’re going back in time to the 1960’s, filled with cults, mind-control and orgies, with Hammer Horror’s The Devil Rides Out (1968) representing the pre-2000’s. Representing post-2000’s, we take a look at the daring and atmospheric modern masterpiece, REC (2007). In addition to these reviews, we discuss Matt’s recent attempts at self-surgery, Kate’s trials, tribulations and tattoos and we have a gues...
Oct 01, 2023•3 hr 53 min•Season 4Ep. 11
Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2023 Bonus Episode! We travelled back to the Big Smoke for our favourite horror movie festival and inhaled all it had to offer! As usual there were some highs and some lows but mostly highs… of the excitement range - no magic leaves, powders or beans needed! In this episode we’ll be giving non-spoiler reviews of the dark and eerie “It Lives Inside” (12 mins, 50 secs), directorial debut Halloween love letter “Creeping Death” (24 mins, 35 secs), the latest de...
Sep 11, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 37 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we revisit the Mario Bava gothic back catalogue with the classic gruesome ghost story, Kill, Baby… Kill! (1966). Representing post-2000’s we spend time in a spooky morgue delving in chest cavities and unravelling mysteries with the atmopsheric and creepy The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016). In addition to these reviews, we discuss airport customs and Kate’s daughter the criminal, disappointing one night s...
Aug 30, 2023•3 hr 41 min•Season 4Ep. 10
You didn’t ask for it but we gave it to you anyway - Part 2 of Double Fisting June!! Join Matt and Kate for Episode 36 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In the second part of our June double bill, we take another trip back in time to Europe and look at our pre-2000’s choice: the sexy, ridiculous slasher, Pieces (1982). Representing post-2000’s we take a road trip along the back roads of America with Road Kill/Joy Ride (2001). In addition to these reviews, we discuss childish lesbian ...
Jun 28, 2023•3 hr 53 min•Season 4Ep. 9
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 35 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we go back to 1960’s Italy and discuss Mario Bava’s sexy vampire gothic horror (sploosh!) Black Sunday as our representation of the pre-2000’s. And representing the post-2000’s, we explore the haunted corridors of one of South Korea’s most famous ghostly hotspots in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. In addition to these reviews, we discuss Kate’s kinky embarrassment on holiday, Matt and his childhood New York...
Jun 17, 2023•3 hr 51 min•Season 4Ep. 8
