Join Matt and Kate for Episode 34 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we venture out to Camp Crystal Lake and take a look at the camp slasher classic, Friday the 13th representing pre-2000’s. And find out whether Matt, who notoriously hates single location movies, was swayed by the 2002 thriller, Phone Booth representing post-2000’s. In addition to these reviews, we discuss Kate’s new tattoo, Matt’s trip to the North, scandalous driving experiences and we spend an inor...
Apr 30, 2023•3 hr 53 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 33 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we meet the original “Bunny Boiler” herself in Fatal Attraction (1987) and representing post-2000’s we traverse the twisted journey of Climax (2018). In addition to these reviews, Kate has a playful and dirty new professional venture, Matt has an embarrassing dating dilemma and we discuss Idris Elba and ahem… the BBC. We also get the lovely listener’s input about horror so fa...
Apr 11, 2023•4 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 32 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, representing pre-2000’s, we cover the Italian gore-tactic classic Fulci’s Cat In The Brain (1990) and representing post-2000’s we have the dark and thought-provoking Prisoners (2013). In addition to these reviews, we discuss more of Kate’s dating misfortunes, Matt’s practical birthday joke on Kate, our Chinese Zodiac signs and donuts. Yep, donuts. We don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. So kick b...
Mar 05, 2023•3 hr 49 min•Season 4Ep. 1
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! WE'RE BACK MOTHERLICKERS!! It's been a while but the rumours are true: we have returned and we've brought gifts! A compilation of our best and worst, the highs and lows, the beautiful and the gross of 2022 - and we're not just talking about Kate's taste in men! So open up a can of something delightful, and join us in a toast for 2022, as we take you down to the Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds… Please also check out our social media and contact pages: Facebook - www.fac...
Jan 31, 2023•3 hr 57 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Happy Halloween!! Join Matt and Kate in celebration of this deliciously spooky and hauntingly creepy time of year where we delve into our inner devils and wreak chaos and frenzy on all! With us on our hellish escapades are the gruesome twosome Brian M. Sammons and Jamie J. Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons podcast! Episode 30 is METAL-WEEN!! and we honour all things metal and devilishly wicked! Representing the pre-2000’s we pay tribute to our rock gods and scream in terror with the clas...
Nov 03, 2022•5 hr•Season 3Ep. 9
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 29 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. It’s Shudder September!! So, as the title would suggest, both of our movie choices this month are found on the horror streaming site, Shudder! Representing the pre-2000’s we delve into 1960’s Japanese horror with Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968)! And representing the post-2000’s, we go on a hilarious and gruesome family cabin trip in Dead Shack (2017)! In addition to these reviews, you can hear about Mat...
Oct 04, 2022•4 hr 55 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 28 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds. In this episode, we cover two horror comedies dealing with the difficulties of being a young adult and the repercussions of their sexual desires. Representing the pre-2000’s we jones after Grace Jones in the 80’s synth wave visually distinctive Vamp (1986)! And representing the post-2000’s, we get snatched with the gross and insane Snatchers (2019). #VagCannon In addition to these reviews, you can hear us delight in ...
Sep 19, 2022•3 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Join Matt and Kate for our Fright Fest 2022 Bonus Episode! Once again we have had the pleasure of feasting on the delights the world famous London horror festival has to offer and we are here to share our fruits. We discuss the films Something In The Dirt (Benson and Moorhead’s latest entry into the cosmic horror), She Came From The Woods (a raunchy horror comedy paying homage to the camp slashers of decades past), Lola (an intelligent and thought-provoking sci-fi) and Dark Glasses (Dario Argent...
Sep 07, 2022•52 min•Season 2Ep. 2
IT’S MATT’S BIRTHDAY!! Well… it was. It’s a little belated but please join Matt and Kate for Episode 27 where we celebrate Matt’s balls getting a little bit closer to his knees. In this episode it’s Matt’s choice for both movies! His birthday picks are as follows: representing the pre-2000s, we have the iconic classic The Thing (1982) and representing the post-2000s is the bombastic Ready Or Not (2019). In addition to these reviews, we discuss the disaster that was Matt’s birthday, Kate’s wild a...
Aug 08, 2022•4 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 26 where we are joined by the incredible, the legendary and downright sexy Dan Bone from The Podcast on Haunted Hill! In this episode Dan has selected two movies from two incredible directors: John Carpenter’s Christine (1983) representing pre-2000s and Jordan Peele’s Us (2019) representing post-2000s. Not only do we fully review these two excellent choices but we discuss diversity within horror and the podcast community, you’ll find out all the secret Bristolian p...
Jul 13, 2022•4 hr 39 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Join Matt and Kate for episode 25 where we are joined by the two hilarious and awesome hosts of the Friday Nightmares Podcast: Scott Crawford and Heather Powell! In this episode, this terrible twosome have selected cult horror comedy classics Cemetery Man/Dellamorte Dellamore (1994) representing pre-2000s and Father’s Day (2011) representing post-2000s. If this tickles your fancy, be prepared for insane flirtations and hilarious tangents, how virgin blood keeps Matt and Kate youthful and what we...
Apr 26, 2022•3 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 5
It’s our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!! Woohoo!! Join Matt and Kate to celebrate our first big milestone - EDONSSM is one year old! In this special episode Eternal Darkness meets Eternal Sunshine as we discuss our namesake: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004). Yes, that’s right - one movie this episode but we have a bunch of other things to keep you #moist too. We wax lyrical about our favourite moments of the last year, debate the benefits of computer games and we introduce a new cheeky segmen...
Mar 27, 2022•3 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 4
Happy (belated) Valentine’s! Join Matt and Kate for the second half of the month of love. It’s Episode 23 and we are feeling a bit romantic, a bit saucy and also… a bit fishy. In this episode we have decided to go a little rogue and go for movies that you wouldn’t typically watch on the Day of Love. Representing pre-2000s, we have dark and evocative thriller Sleeping With The Enemy (1991) and representing post-2000s, we have the Oscar winning fairy tale The Shape Of Water (2017). As well as that...
Mar 01, 2022•3 hr 50 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Greetings and Salutations! It’s Kate’s Birthday and in celebration we have our dear friend and listener, the awesome and insightful Sabrina Voerman, making her podcasting debut on the Eternal Darkness Of Spotless Minds! It’s Episode 22 and not only are we celebrating Kate’s birthday but we’re also embracing Women In Horror Month! In this episode we review two very female centric movies: representing pre-2000s, we have the darkly hilarious cult classic, Heathers (1988) and representing post-2000s...
Feb 15, 2022•4 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Join Matt and Kate on Episode 21 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s a new year with new beginnings and a couple of new twists to your favourite British “dark umbrella” movie podcast. In our first proper episode of 2022, we discuss the depraved and ungodly happenings of Eyes of Fire (1983) representing the pre-2000s, and the insane brutality of revenge thriller Law Abiding Citizen (2009) representing post-2000s. In addition to this and our usual shenanigans, we talk about Kate’s r...
Feb 09, 2022•3 hr 55 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Happy New Year to our EDONSSM Family! Join Matt and Kate on Episode 20 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Our End Of Year episode diverts from our usual chats and reviews as we look back over 2021, celebrating and commiserating the highs and lows of movies under that dark genre umbrella. As well as our Top 10 Horror of 2021, we look at our Top 5 of Non-Horror of 2021, our Bottom 5 of 2021, Special Mentions, Listener Lists, a future look at horror in 2022 and shenanigans from our best ...
Jan 18, 2022•4 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Happy Holidays to our EDONSSM Family! Get yourselves feeling cosy and festive with Matt and Kate on Episode 19 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s our first Winter Solstice together and we are delighted to celebrate it with you, dear listeners! Our Christmas Special has us take a look at the whimsical yet heartbreaking French movie Deadly Games (1989) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we travel to Finland, home of Santa Claus, though not as you may know h...
Dec 24, 2021•3 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 18 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! We are officially in the cold depths of Winter, her icy talons clawing at our skin, as the daylight fades and the air grows thin... To honour this time of year, our Winter Special has us take a look at the blustery and fairly odd murder mystery, Curtains (1983) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we have the dark, supernatural horror 30 Days of Night giving us chills. We also start feeling fes...
Dec 13, 2021•4 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 17 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, we say a reluctant farewell to Halloween and look towards the frosty festive season of Christmas with the perfect crossover movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) representing the pre-2000s and representing the post-2000s, we cover the gruesome and Lovecraftian, The Void (2016). We also chat about the horror of Matt’s Halloween Haunt, Kate’s extreme conversations with old men and do a drunken d...
Nov 23, 2021•3 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 16, our first ever “All Hallows Eve Special”!! Spooky Season has now reached it’s sexy climax and we are celebrating all things Halloween! In this episode, we are looking at the devilishly hilarious Idle Hands (1999) representing the pre-2000s and we are finally, inevitably and reluctantly (for one of us) covering every coulrophobe’s nightmare, Terrifier (2016) representing the post-2000s! We also chat about our Halloween plans, Autumnal festivities and Matt’s secr...
Oct 30, 2021•4 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Welcome to Episode 15 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! It’s officially Spooky Season and we are celebrating all things Halloween! Join us for our “Kidz Halloween Special” where this time, Matt and Kate are joined by a very special guest, Matt’s daughter: Florence! In this episode, we are looking at a movie that terrified a generation, The Dark Crystal (1982), representing the pre-2000s and the modern day classic, Coraline (2009), representing the post-2000s! We also chat about the #...
Oct 12, 2021•3 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Welcome to STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER: The Sequel! This time, Matt and Kate are joined by our very own American tourist, Lance Langford of The Horror Returns podcast, for episode 14 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! We welcome him with spirits and beers, and if he wants something hot, he can have tea! And we promise not to bite… though we might howl at the moon a bit. In this episode, Lance has selected the moon-orientated movie, An American Werewolf In London (1981), representing the pre...
Sep 27, 2021•3 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Join Matt and Kate and… wait… hold on… and Jamie?? Who the hell invited him?! JOKING!! That’s right - we have now entered the aptly named STUPID C*** SEPTEMBER!! And we are pleased as punch to have Jamie McAuley on as our FIRST EVER guest host for episode 13 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode, Jamie has picked a legendary zombie double bill with Dawn of the Dead (1978) representing the pre-2000s and Shaun of the Dead (2004) representing the post-2000s! We also delibera...
Sep 14, 2021•3 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 12 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Welcome damas and chellovecks to part 2 of EXTREME AUGUST!! For this episode, join us for a bit of ultra-violence and hear us govoreet on A Clockwork Orange (1971) representing pre-2000s, and Atroz (2015) representing post-2000s**. We also deliberate the merits and trials of red wine, discuss the tragedy and resurrection of “Matt Fest 2021”, as well as the taking of Kate’s Fright Fest virginity… So kick back, relax a...
Aug 30, 2021•3 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 11 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode we give you the first half of EXTREME AUGUST!! Representing pre-2000, we visit The Last House On The Left (1972) and representing post-2000, we face our fears with A Serbian Film (2010)**. We also chat bachelorette weekends that resembled Midsommar, Keanu Reeves being a badass and Matt’s ongoing bad luck with cars. So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we tak...
Aug 18, 2021•3 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 10 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode we take a look at Them! (1954), representing pre-2000 and Sucker Punch (2011), representing post-2000! We also celebrate us reaching TEN episodes! Woo hoo! We also discuss the important things like Kate’s recent epic workout fail, Matt’s galavanting around the country and how we’re reclaiming the word “c**t”. So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful as we take you ...
Aug 05, 2021•3 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 9 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this episode we look at The Blood On Satan’s Claw (1971), representing pre-2000 and The Skin I Live In (2011), representing post-2000! So expect chat and bants on kid cults and shocking discoveries, as well as Matt’s failed fishing trip, Fright Fest London updates, “on fleek” eyebrows and Kate’s Sticky Nipples… yes, you read that right. So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something delightful a...
Jul 23, 2021•3 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 8 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Episode 8 takes you to a psychedelic hedonistic fantasy in the form of Brain Damage (1988), representing the pre-2000s, and then to Wall Street for a different kind of hedonism, full of coke and sex and murder - standard - with our first listener request, American Psycho (2000), representing the post-2000s! On top of that, we have our usual segments along with a bit of chat about our various podcasting guest spots, wh...
Jul 06, 2021•3 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 7 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! Episode 7 is taking you to Heaven… in a possible cult ritual when we discuss The Invitation (2015) representing post-2000s and into a nihilistic yet funky trip to the future with listeners’ choice, The Fifth Element (1997) representing pre-2000s! Listen to us froth at the mouth as we discuss these two movies, sexy coffee, when it’s polite to leave the WORST PARTY EVER and spaceships that look like buttplugs! So kick b...
Jun 21, 2021•3 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Join Matt and Kate for Episode 6 of Eternal Darkness Of Not So Spotless Minds! In this (extra long) episode, we look at Videodrome (1983), representing pre-2000 and Drag Me To Hell (2009), representing post-2000! As well as all this awesome movie chat, we also get into your usual faves of Bargain Bin, Buy It, Rent It, Bin It, some silly chat about alter egos and split personalities and a controversial movie selection… or is it? So kick back, relax and satisfyingly crack open a can of something d...
Jun 09, 2021•3 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 6
