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ESN - Electric Shadow Network

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A show from BEYOND the concept of a show about nothing. The only hope for Earth: our plan to rebuild society, which hinges upon #FourDollarLunch.

Welcome to Humanity: Volume Seven.

Episodes

150: Richard Nixon and Jackie Gleason

To celebrate our 150th-numbered episode , we determine which U.S. Presidential candidate will deliver the best Global Apocalypse (and who doesn't stand a chance ...the results may surprise you!). We also look back over some of our favorite topics, and reminisce about 150 episodes worth of history and continuity that really happened and weren't imaginary constructs, like money and the concept of numerals. Long live Pope Patrick Stewart , and long may he reign. Wait, do Popes "reign"?...

Feb 06, 201659 minEp. 16

104: Requisite Nazi Gold

From robot/toy/robot gladiatorial combat agency to the impending end of everything again for the sixth time to our first-ever cigarette ad, this episode has everything you need to survive a holiday weekend. The last one (maybe) ever. Knowing our mass deaths are imminent, Moisés slaps Rich in the face with near-show-ending voices, right here on ESN1 . Now we go LIVE to London. Brought to you by American Express (not really)....

Jul 02, 201534 minEp. 15

103: The Middle Hamburglar

Will we find a Space Goat in the next ten years? Have we already found them??? What happens when we further splinter the multiverse using our own technology as adapted and stolen by Apple?????

Jun 12, 201544 minEp. 14

102: Animal Continent

What happens when a person knows who you are, but with whom you are not necessarily acquainted, buys you tens of thousands of robots? The answer may surprise you (and might just be this episode full of non sequiturs...a veritable multiverse of wonderful nonsense)!

May 28, 201546 minEp. 13

101: Ambient Humanity

Is Apple Watch, Disney MagicBand, or direct human contact right for you? Schedule a try-on appointment in The Non-Real Zone and find out!

Apr 25, 201548 minEp. 12

100: Unpopular Science

In our 100th episode spectacular , we ponder our work thus far and plot a new course for the journey as we open the door to true experts in their fields to join us and open up new avenues of thought... beyond conventional reason and wisdom . With Episode #101, Night Moves is an all-new show!...

Feb 04, 201540 minEp. 11

9: Dropbox for the Subconscious

In which we examine the Anthropology of Information Age Technology , and the hypnotic blue glow of our assured destruction…or salvation.

Jan 24, 201538 minEp. 10

8: We Have to Talk About Bigfoot

In the first part of our New Year Crossover Special , Overtired 's Christina Warren & Brett Terpstra join us to ponder the important things, like prosthetic penises, both the real (Bigfoot) and imaginary (movie) kinds. Part 1 of 2 Concluded in Overtired 26: Literal Dicks in Boxes...

Jan 09, 201531 minEp. 9

7: MYSTERYLAND

Cuba is opening up, and it's like seeing a wormhole open in space-time. This episode features absolutely no time or space travel. We think.

Dec 20, 201448 minEp. 8

5-2: Came Home With a Zaxxon

In our second-ever fifth episode, we finally acknowledge that we could be doing a better job of destroying the planet for a good reason .

Dec 13, 201421 minEp. 7

4: The Best of Both Worlds

Using time travel protocols developed in episode 3 , our anti-heroes have sent their past selves forward into the future , introducing unstable multiverse-scale continuity into the show. Special Edition title for this episode: "A New Timeline"

Dec 06, 201440 minEp. 6

Coffee & Cider 5: This Tumblr Wrld (Thanksgiving Crossover Special)

In the shocking 46-minute conclusion to an equally shocking 4-minute episode of Night Moves ... Danielle, Rich, and Moisés barely discuss Thanksgiving, time zones, and the un-boring versions of world/space travel. (Part 2 of 2) Part 1 can be found here

Nov 30, 201446 minEp. 5

5: Road Trip to Egypt (Thanksgiving Crossover Special)

Night Moves has crossed over with Coffee & Cider for our first MAJOR CROSSOVER CLIFFHANGER EVENT. Will Rich solve transatlantic travel? What's worth doing in South America? FIND OUT TODAY. (Part 1 of 2)

Nov 30, 20144 minEp. 4

3: Time Travel Protocols

Our past selves sent us forward through time to do what must be done. Take our advice and let someone else be King Internet. Don't think technology, think philosophy .

Nov 11, 201435 minEp. 3

2: Mister Space-Man Immortal

Time to get on surviving: Rich and Moisés examine the "SubGenius" of alternative belief systems, eating right when outside Earth's atmosphere, and surviving in a world where no one knows anything . Scalies are not Reptoids. Spread the word.

Oct 30, 201433 minEp. 2

1: Dying on Mars

Rich is right: the truth is very boring . This is the pilot for Night Moves , a new show co-hosted by Rich Stevens and Moisés Chiullan. We hope very much that you like it. Subscribe via RSS . Rate and review in iTunes once it shows up. What keeps you up at night? Night Moves is a show from beyond the concept of a show about nothing....

Oct 21, 201424 minEp. 1