E0 #51 - Alex Branson's History of Basketball (Part 1) [Patreon Preview]
Branson goes on a journey back to the origins of basketball in 1891. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-51-alex-of-1-124061209
Mar 10, 2025•5 min
Episode One
Each episode is the first—and only—episode of a failed podcast.
Subscribe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Last refreshed: ⓘ
Follow this podcast in the Metacast mobile app to refresh it and see new episodes.
Podcasts are better in Metacast mobile app
Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more
Episodes
The Gods of Podcasting 35 - Branson's Folly: The Curse of Abundance [Patreon Preview]
Surprise, Andrew has more dreams to tell us about. Branson has many topics, including sourdough starter. Charles is in the early stages of googling how to cure cancer. Plus, we discuss making Pikmin chili. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-35-folly-123777127
Mar 06, 2025•5 min
377 - The 5th Annual E1 vs PAL Podcast Merger [Patreon Preview]
With our USAID funding cut, E1 and PAL are forced to merge and downsize. Also discussed: coconut spiders, Busy Town, and Cameron's African roots. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/377-5th-annual-123541604
Mar 03, 2025•4 min
376 - Disclosure: Secrets of Groom Lake
Area 51 operatives Lieutenant Dimepiece (Branson), Master Sergeant Dr. Dragoon Whopper (Andrew), and Chief Petty Officer Teddy Spaghetti (Charles) leak classified secrets about their work. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Feb 27, 2025•1 hr
E2 #81 - Just Sold: The Caesar Clinton Estate [Patreon Preview]
Real estate agents Bart “The Dream” Dealer (Branson) and Regis Closer (Andrew) are joined by commercial real estate expert Simon Pizzalato (Charles) to sell the Caesar Clinton Estate and other highly desirable properties. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/123000412
Feb 24, 2025•5 min
375 - SoftSpoken. A Podcast for Men Seeking Confidence.
Shy guys Homer Griffin (Branson), Bart Squarepants (Andrew), and Stewie Simpson (Charles) practice being confident and make promises to change their ways. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 1 min
374 - Candlelight Conversations
Relationship experts Peter Busy (Branson), Troy Stable (Andrew), and Dewey Buzzer (Charles) discuss courtship and chivalry and answer relationship questions. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Feb 13, 2025•1 hr 6 min
E2 #80 - The Sports’s Brothers: The Big Game Post-Game Preview [Patreon Preview]
The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—provide expert analysis of the Big Game before it happens. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121934327
Feb 10, 2025•6 min
373 - CBS Sunday Morning: The Unveiling of the B.R.A.N. 6000 [Patreon Preview]
CBS Sunday Morning host Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) welcomes SlickDream A.I.'s Tother Glass (Andrew) to unveil the impressive capabilities of the B.R.A.N. 6000 (Branson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/373-cbs-sunday-b-121664280
Feb 06, 2025•5 min
E2 #79 - Pleasuremen [Patreon Preview]
Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (Branson), Loomis Contraire (Andrew), and Toledo St. John (Charles) discuss their vacations and daily routines. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121427209
Feb 03, 2025•4 min
Dungeons & Deagles: Intrigue at Castle Goodtime [Patreon Preview]
As Shadow King Billy Goodtime's fortunes crumble, various members of his court conspire to usurp the throne. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-121283948
Feb 01, 2025•19 min
372 - The Colonization of Planet Name Pending
Explorers Captain “Cookie” Cola (Branson), Dr. Mink Moscato (Andrew), and Vermillion Groucho (Charles) touch down on an unexplored planet on a mission to establish the universe's most exotic WingStop franchise. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Jan 30, 2025•1 hr 1 min
E2 #78 - The Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest: The Winter Classic [Patreon Preview]
Commentators Farris Fortune (Branson), Orpheus Griggs (Andrew), and Sir Willy Balderdash (Charles) welcome 10 fluffy kitties competing for glory in the Kitty Cat Club's annual Winter Classic. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-78-kitty-cat-120891304
Jan 27, 2025•6 min
371 - Mailer Daemon: An Email Culture Podcast
Podcasters Bobstronaut (Branson), Sotheby Laurence (Charles), and Mason (Andrew) apologize for the unfortunate circumstances that ended their new podcast. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Jan 23, 2025•1 hr 1 min
E2 #77 - The Drafts Folder 3 [Patreon Preview]
Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, mailboxes, snowflakes, three olives in James Bond's martini, and more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-77-drafts-3-120400663
Jan 20, 2025•4 min
370 - Punchline Pond Assisted Living
Former Tonight Show writers Ernie Coldcall (Branson) and Pip Zweihander (Charles) and their caretaker Rocko (Andrew) eat lunch at the Giggle Grove Grill before splitting a tight five at Laughster's Joke Castle. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Jan 16, 2025•59 min
369 - Prehistoria
Modern stone-age guys Kraven Morestone (Branson), Boulder Bailey (Andrew), and Granite Rockwell (Charles) discuss their suburban-style caveman lives over drinks at Ritzi's on the Rock. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Jan 09, 2025•59 min
E2 #76 - My Dinner with Andrew [Patreon Preview]
Over a bottle of 21 Savages, Andrew sits down with Branson for an exclusive Vanity Fair magazine interview about his new interest in astronomy. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/119435310
Jan 06, 2025•6 min
368 - Zenith: The Apex Pinnacle [Patreon Preview]
Chip Blockoff (Branson), CEO of DealMachine, and Corb Zatch (Charles), CEO of Pick Six Financial, give advice to restore an American culture based on hard work and excellence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/119161541
Jan 02, 2025•4 min
E2 #75 - Movie Me, Moved By Movies [Patreon Preview]
Film critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) discuss the latest box office offerings. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118953682
Dec 30, 2024•5 min
367 - The Ancient Lost City of Thugview Grotto
Submarine captain Stoat Mellows (Andrew) brings finance billionaires Regal Greenstone (Branson) and Tuxedo Jollydollar (Charles) undersea in search of the ancient lost city of Thugview Grotto. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Dec 26, 2024•57 min
Dungeons & Deagles: The Treasure of Horsemint Island [Preview]
King Billy Goodtime (Branson), Good King Weaselbarrow (Charles), and Duke Terry Tucker Toledo (Elliott) arrive at Horsement Island's Tropical Crazy Resort and make some magnificent cocktails. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118427309
Dec 21, 2024•11 min
366 - Burnside Automotive
Car Salesman Horton Rappaport (Charles) and dealership owner Bunsen Burnside (Branson) help various customers (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Dec 19, 2024•57 min
Q&A 2024 [Patreon Preview]
Our answers to all the questions from this year's Q&A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118100800
Dec 16, 2024•5 min
365 - Locker Room Talk: Providence The Dracula vs. Hartford Scrooges
NFL Films' Dirk Dougmeyer (Charles) embeds in the locker room with the Providence The Dracula, gaining unfiltered access to head coach Flint Cleanwater (Branson), defensive coordinator Gladys “Fatback” Shuggle (Nate Fisher @BozoMode), offensive coordinator John David Parker Buttcheeks Wilson (Will Sennett @Senn_Spud), and quarterback Samson Sarsaparilla (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Dec 11, 2024•59 min
E2 #74 - Charles Austin’s 2nd Annual Reluctant Christmas Special [Patreon Preview]
Charles welcomes Chef Woopsie Doopsie, Christmas organization expert Steven Keeled, bible salesman Shooter Roundtree, tree expert Hashman, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more (Andrew, Branson) for his 2nd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117632428
Dec 09, 2024•6 min
364 - Three Pumpkins Clown College [Patreon Preview]
Clown college instructor Mr. Wieners (Andrew) discusses the art of clowning with students Bean Atkinson (Branson) and Zobo (Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117376416
Dec 05, 2024•5 min
E2 #73 - The Dopeness Presents Thanks for Giving [Patreon Preview]
Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden 2 Milli (Branson), and Paper Chaser (Charles) look up Illuminati in the encyclopedia, debate if money is cursed cause there's ghosts on it, and discuss their plans to leave L.A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117164269
Dec 02, 2024•5 min
363 - Hogtied with Tony Ropes
Pinball Sports personality Tony Ropes (Andrew) interviews country superstar Bryden Brantley (Charles) and his mother (Branson) about his contentious breakup with podcaster Kelly Shoestring (Alana). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Nov 28, 2024•58 min
The Gods of Podcasting 33 - The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers) (ft. Rylan) [Patreon Preview]
Rylan plans to order a dish called "The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers)" at a French restaurant. And once, for an elementary school writing assignment, he tried to pass off the lyrics of Sum 41's Fat Lip as his own. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/116701915
Nov 25, 2024•4 min
For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android