362 - My Cousin the Prophet
The prophet Zumuwusular (Branson) and his cousin Hylumynomer (Andrew) try to convert mud-brick maker Chris (Charles) to their new religion. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Nov 21, 2024•1 hr
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361 - The Post-Campaign Fundraiser for Kamala Harris
Communications director Zorus Merlin (Branson) and data scientist and consultant Sean Seaside (Charles) assign accountability for the Democrats' electoral loss and raise money for the Kamala Harris presidential campaign to pay off its debts. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Nov 14, 2024•1 hr
E2 #72 - Telemarketers [Patreon Preview]
Mild-mannered man Benjamin Fox (Andrew) fields phone calls from scammers (Branson and Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115803124
Nov 11, 2024•5 min
360 - The Gunblades Have Done It! [Patreon Preview]
Dunstin Checksin (Branson) and Bradford Hockendock (Andrew) report on the Terre Haute Gunblades winning their first-ever LIV Baseball Championship title. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115550540
Nov 06, 2024•5 min
359 - Election Eve Live
E1 and Chapo Trap House break down the 2024 presidential election with Joe Biden, Josh Shapiro, Gilroy Monsanto, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players. (Recorded 2024.11.04) Featuring Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Santa Claus, Chris Wade, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players (Dan Boeckner, Nick Thorburn, Alex Fischel, and Adam Halferty). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 40 min
Dungeons & Deagles: The Miracle in Cringlehaven [Patreon Preview]
Adventurers Morsel, Davidoff Coolwater, and David Alcohol gather at O'Christmas's Grogville to compete in a yuletide triathlon. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115221750 Charles - DM Andrew - Morsel Big Branson - Davidoff Coolwater "Little" Branson Reese - David Alcohol
Nov 02, 2024•12 min
358 - RGN: Risco Gossip Network
Bump Fresco (Branson), Trophy Belfry (Andrew), and Ethan Elderberry (Charles) spill all the tea in Tinsel Town, including the ongoing saga of Who Shit at the Met Gala. See E1 and Chapo Live in L.A. on Monday: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr
E0 #48 - Gilroy Monsanto’s Third State of the Union Address [Patreon Preview]
Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) delivers his third State of the Union Address, revealing that he is woke now and outlining his strategy for the 2028 presidential election. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/114875193 Get tickets for E1 x Chapo live in L.A. on Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54
Oct 28, 2024•4 min
357 - Heirlooms Travel Hour
Antiques expert Honus Blotto (Branson) appraises heirlooms and collectibles from a variety of ordinary people (Andrew, Charles). See us live in L.A. with Chapo Trap House on Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast
Oct 24, 2024•1 hr 4 min
E2 #71 - The 4th Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft: Presidential Cabinet Edition [Preview]
This time, Branson, Andrew, Charles, Nick, Joel, and Tom draft presidential cabinets, just in time for Politics Season. Speaking of politics, come to our L.A. show with Chapo Trap House on election eve, Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-71-4th-annual-114441323
Oct 21, 2024•2 min
356 - Powertopia
Ulysses Broadstroke (Branson), Niney Levin (Charles), and Dr. Hugo Morrow (Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn) design a utopian city in Iceland. See Chapo x E1 live in LA (11/4): http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Oct 17, 2024•1 hr
E2 #70 - Forever Young Adults [Patreon Preview]
Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/113990834 Come to our live election special with Chapo Trap House in L.A. on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54
Oct 14, 2024•9 min
355 - ABC Primetime: The Best Mayors in America
Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) sits down with ABC's Tolliver West (Andrew) for a wide-ranging interview about his political career. L.A. Tix for E1 x Chapo Live on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Oct 10, 2024•56 min
Dungeons & Deagles: Escape from Chocolate Hell [Patreon Preview]
Kensington Clams (Andrew), Chef Aldebert Yummy (Charles), and Evil Dan (Dan Boeckner @d_boeckner) arrive in Chocolate Hell and encounter a variety of dessert-themed demons. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-113420587
Oct 05, 2024•21 min
354 - Curious Branson [Patreon Preview]
Curious Branson (Branson) asks anthropologist Dr. Richard Human (Andrew) the type of unfiltered questions that ordinary Americans are wondering. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/113297267 E1 x Chapo Live in L.A. Election special on 11/4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54
Oct 03, 2024•5 min
353 - James Bond in “Equestropussy”
MI6 agent James Bond teams up with sultry centaur She-Biscuit Her-Dalgo to blow the lid off an undercover drug ring operating on the Isle of Women. Starring Taylor @tupacdurex, Hesse Deni, and April Clark Featuring Ivy Wolk, Grace Freud, Raina Douris, Lisa Vitale, Alana, and Margie Written by Charles Austin, Alex Branson, Hesse Deni, and Andrew Hudson Artwork by Haus of Decline Song by Charles Austin, performed by Lisa Vitale
Sep 26, 2024•1 hr 39 min
E2 #69 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? …On Winky Island [Patreon Preview]
Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (Branson) and Blinky Winky (Tom) are posted up on Winky Island, where they address the allegations that they bite women and reveal their new shark-bite-resistant line of clothing for women. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/112620460
Sep 23, 2024•6 min
352 - Slow Mafia: History in the Making
Rappers Yung DUI (Branson), Bart the Human (Andrew), Mr. Oh He So Goldbars (Charles), Big Sneaky (Thomas @len0killer) and the Artist Formerly Known as Baby Lover (Jake @jakebrodes) discuss their new song. Beats by Kurt Feldman (@icechoir). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Sep 19, 2024•1 hr 6 min
E2 #68 - Inside The Vault: The Life of a Screenwriter [Patreon Preview]
Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (Andrew), Clover Sorkin (Branson), and Miles Davinci (Charles) discuss the industry and share their latest work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/112177504
Sep 16, 2024•7 min
351 - Gladiators
Gladiators Bustocles (Branson), Veterinarius (Andrew), and Christian Tiberia (Charles) prepare for a battle against a lion at Caesar’s DraftConsuls Coliseum. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Sep 12, 2024•57 min
Pop That Corn 22 - Antz [Patreon Preview]
Andrew, Branson, and Charles watch the 1998 DreamWorks film Antz. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/111736020
Sep 09, 2024•5 min
350 - Lizzie Tacoma’s Getting Married [Patreon Preview]
Lizard “Lizzie” Tacoma (Branson) and his friends Silverton Seaside (Andrew) and Ken Koala (Charles) plan his bachelor party and discuss a pre-nup. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/111487781
Sep 05, 2024•5 min
The Gods of Podcasting 31 - MVP: Most Vertical Podcast [Patreon Preview]
We recorded the highest elevation podcast in history, towering at over 10,000 ft. It starts raining, Branson sees something in the woods, and we argue who's Team Sun or Team Moon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-31-mvp-111283381
Sep 02, 2024•7 min
349 - Roommate Wanted
Gordy (Andrew) interviews potential new roommates (Branson, Charles) for his apartment in Terre Haute's trendy Chicken Finger Hill neighborhood. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
Aug 29, 2024•59 min
E2 #67 - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: 1.1 Million Dollar Edition [Patreon Preview]
Game show host Branson Philbin (Branson) welcomes guests (Andrew, Charles) to compete for their shot at a 1.1 million dollars. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110467170
Aug 26, 2024•5 min
348 - The Sports’s Brothers
The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—discuss their NFL careers and their daily lives. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/1wsxKiIHqOzHBx8QOYMKMs?si=8Ja1fywQSa6eUaHj54Ty_Q https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/more
Aug 22, 2024•1 hr 4 min
E2 #66: Paragons of Truth [Patreon Preview]
Reid Gimball (Branson), with the help of his tulpa Squamous (Andrew), tries to get off the internet and be less involved with the paranormal. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110394166 Listen to Charles' EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/1wsxKiIHqOzHBx8QOYMKMs?si=8Ja1fywQSa6eUaHj54Ty_Q https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/more
Aug 19, 2024•5 min
Dungeons & Deagles: Kaiju [Patreon Preview]
The year is 2132. Japan has been ruled by monster for over 100 years, since the fall of the Ultra Gods, who were very cool and had very cool outfits. Now, three monsters—Mighty Guy 1 (Charles), Tex (Andrew), and Kong Tut (Cameron @DrCameronFetter) must defend their domain. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110291199
Aug 17, 2024•17 min
347 - Improv for Dramatic Actors
Acting coach William Peter Parsley (Branson) teaches Bennett Roulette (Andrew) and Z.Z. Child (Charles) to convey profound emotion in improvised dramatic scenes. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/1wsxKiIHqOzHBx8QOYMKMs?si=8Ja1fywQSa6eUaHj54Ty_Q https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/more
Aug 15, 2024•1 hr 4 min
E2 #65 - The SurgiCast [Patreon Preview]
Dr. Jim Greenhands (Andrew) and Dr. Bevis “Paws” Longfellow (Branson) perform surgeries live in front of a massive Las Vegas crowd. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109969884 Sequel to: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/105-the-surgicast
Aug 12, 2024•4 min
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