bumble... count your days... this week, i'm talking about bumble's insane anti-celibacy rebrand, making the mistake of recommending challengers to my parents, getting into a groove with the right therapist, and a follow up to the recent karaoke fiasco! oh also... i'm a foster mom now! which is the reason for my mysterious absence last week (i really thought i was gonna be able to plan, film, edit, and upload all in the same day... she was ambitious for sure) anyways! enjoy! and follow me on ig t...
May 24, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 77
For 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50! thirst season is upon us and i have no thoughts in my brain except for horny screaming and things i remembered to write down in my notes app... needless to say, this episode is a grab bag of topics ranging from my solution for resolving the brit vs. american beef, the man vs. bear debate ending relationships, and whether or not birthdays are a burden. strap in, happy friday! love y...
May 10, 2024•47 min•Ep. 76
mango and i are back in the stu and today, we're talking about the latest in bisexual wins: challengers (sans spoilers!) and the latest in bisexual losses: me getting ketchup foot at the alamo drafthouse. then we're hitting some juicy audience submissions and handing out some tough love where necessary because hey! you asked for it! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – mango's in the stu! 01:47 – bisexual world domination 04:03 – challengers thoughts (no spoilers!) 08:31 – people pleasing at the alamo drafthous...
May 03, 2024•55 min•Ep. 75
we're rambling today, folks! today, i'm chatting about how rewatching some old videos of myself from when i was a teenager made me feel reminiscent for a time i wasn't constantly aware of other people's judgement! yes, we're talking about how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you but truthfully, i don't have any concrete answers yet! the sleepover is getting these thoughts straight off the dome so this is the first draft mama!! then i hop into an audience submission about healing your relat...
Apr 26, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 74
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Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 73
for 50% off your first Care/of subscription order, go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code emotionallyonline50! the besties are back! ashley and micha are joining me this week from boston where we're chatting about the hiring procedures at lovers international, a secret that i've held deep within my spirit for years out of sheer embarrassment, and my phobia of vomit paired with some gross college drinking stories (check those timestamps if you wanna skip that section lol). apologies for the ...
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 72
at tonight's slumber party, i am joined by the one and only meg ruocco! and boy did you guys come in with the JUICE for today's episode... we've got some listener beef to settle first and foremost but we've also got lots to talk about when it comes to dating as a fat person and dealing with fetishization, libido shifts, trusting in the universe vs. taking action, ricky stanicky, and the importance of periods of prolonged singlehood! let's do it baby! meg's tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruoc...
Apr 05, 2024•2 hr 2 min•Ep. 71
oh i got passionate in today's episode hahahaha today, we're talking about pregnancy scares, shallow boyfriends, and the death of relatability. i've got some reflections on the last two months of heartache, some demands for who needs to be bullied next, and some men that i would like to put firmly in their place so without further ado... let's just get in there besties!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – sports uniforms are recital costumes 05:47 – grind city, population me 12:03 – the death of relatability...
Mar 29, 2024•55 min•Ep. 70
back back back again for another episode where we're diving into why i won't go to a high school reunion, some AITAH gold deep on reddit, sharing insecurities with sexual partners, and what role misogyny plays in submission and kink! ok love ya! happy friday! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – new camera, new me 02:03 – stop flexing at your high school reunion 13:59 – r/AITAH 46:34 – sharing insecurities is a turn-off? 52:59 – misogyny, submission, and kink 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patr...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 69
sorry i'm late! today's episode, i'm jumping into some post-oscars thoughts and movie reviews, a defense of addison rae, why cringe is necessary and your aversion to it is making you boring, the line between being understanding and respecting your boundaries... let's fucking go besties lol TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i'm not laundering my pillows 03:30 – oscars recap 27:55 – addison rae and cringe culture 41:37 – the line between being understanding and respecting your boundaries 49:54 – "you'd look so...
Mar 19, 2024•55 min•Ep. 68
today on the pod, we're getting into recapping my birthday, my trip to st. thomas aboard a tiny airplane that i was convinced would bring me to the end of my days, getting real about not being the perfect adult, men that hate giving oral, and leaving immediately after sex... so many juicy topics, so little time... TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i'm 27!! 04:30 – maddie trivia night 11:35 – mortality and flying on a lego airplane 17:42 – bossy older sister representation 20:44 – social media cleaning accoun...
Mar 08, 2024•48 min•Ep. 67
hello my loves! i'm writing this episode description from st. thomas, looking out at the beautiful blue ocean, and reflecting on how truly grateful i am for all of you. today, i'm talking about the ways people misunderstand lover girls, r/hypotheticalsituation, and why it is that friendship seems so much easier to find than romance. appreciate you all, longer ep next week!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – life updates 02:44 – evil tarot card readers on ig 06:58 – jumping to conclusions + misunderstanding a...
Mar 01, 2024•47 min•Ep. 66
hello my loves!!! sorry i wasn't here last week, i deeply appreciate your grace and patience as i navigated a really hard week! so let's kick off the episode by talking about it, jump into some submissions about a lack of sexual attraction, not settling for the wrong person, being a hopeless romantic, AND the finale of love island all stars!! let's do it babes!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – pisces season is here 03:06 – i'm emotionally AND physically sick 07:36 – heartache and crushing on a friend 18:3...
Feb 23, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 65
the universe has called on me to defend tween girls and SO I WILL DO IT!!!!!! today, we're talking about being overly self-critical, leaving tween girls alone, men spitting on the sidewalk, faking orgasms, and the latest and greatest of what's happening in the love island villa. strap in!! and remember to submit your songs for the lover girls collaborative playlist!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – back from my sickness 02:09 – overly self critical 04:27 – lover girls worldwide collaborative playlist 07:30...
Feb 09, 2024•2 hr 47 min•Ep. 64
season 3 baby!! we're back!! and today, i'm recapping my time away, defending saltburn and the horn dogs that love it, some frustrations i have with this era of the internet, and OBVIOUSLY week one of love island uk ALL STARS BABY!!! let's get into it :) damon's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3h9gV_z8OM TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – catching up 16:25 – defending saltburn 24:52 – gotcha moments and frustrations with this internet era 45:48 – audience submissions: should i give up on someone? 53:3...
Jan 26, 2024•2 hr 33 min•Ep. 63
for our final episode of the year, i'm bringing on 1/2 of everyone's favorite duo: my dear friend robbie nunes from loud about nothing! robbie uncovered some old love notes he had saved from high school so i dug up my old middle school diary to match him. come indulge in some classic sleepover cringe with us and celebrate the end of season 2! note: please excuse the messy audio towards the beginning of the episode! it gets fixed around minute 19, love ya! buy tickets to robbie's show in new york...
Dec 15, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 62
hot bisexual freak shit! a more vulnerable episode for me today as we're getting into the topic of sexuality, more specifically my sexuality and why i don't really talk about it online. the pressure to be the perfect bisexual has consumed me and i would like for it to not consume me anymore! so let's talk about it! love you all and appreciate your kindness :) TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – show updates 02:20 – spotify wrapped and youtube rewind 20:17 – saltburn and bisexual freak shit 28:41 – billie eilis...
Dec 09, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 61
a wild week on the internet! let's talk about the emrata fatphobic photoshoot MESS that was published this week and dive into some submissions on dating app photos, relationship pacing, and virginity! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] ❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 💛 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ...
Dec 01, 2023•55 min•Ep. 60
a shorter episode on this lovely holiday weekend! today, we're talking about some recent movie watches of mine, a new extension to our dirty talk debate cinematic universe, and if not having a robust social media presence is a red flag. let's get into it! shop emotionally online merch here: https://www.shopmaddiedragsbaek.com/ 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] ❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonline...
Nov 24, 2023•48 min•Ep. 59
big topics today in the emotionally online cinematic universe! we're talking about the skims nipple bra, stolen orgasm valor, the great boobs vs. tits debate, and taking some listener submissions: one from a listener who's recently moved to new york and another who's having some communication trouble with their gamer bf. let's get into it!! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 ❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 🧡 maddie's instagram: https://...
Nov 17, 2023•52 min•Ep. 58
Go to http://www.mochimelt.com use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 15% off your purchase at Mochi Melt! we're having a silly, goofy time today slumber party attendees!!!! we're talking about how sexy santa is, the end of the world, and why i hate the phrase "love comes when you least expect it". get in your slumber bags, the show is about to begin!!!! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – rage bait on ig reels 05...
Nov 10, 2023•53 min•Ep. 57
Use code MADDIE for 60% off the yearly pass at Beducated: https://beducate.me/bg2345-maddie today, i'm joined by a friend crush turned actual friend and fellow youtuber, katherout! kath is a master at building community and bringing people together so of course, we had to talk about being the planner friend, what friendship means to us, and watching ourselves become our parents the older we get. we also talk about the worst dates list that's going viral and take some submissions about friendship...
Nov 03, 2023•2 hr 43 min•Ep. 56
Go to http://www.mochimelt.com use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 15% off your purchase at Mochi Melt! Go to http://www.theinkeylist.com and use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 20% off your purchase! lovers of the song crying during sex by carol ades, ASSEMBLE!!!!!! today, we're having a good cry, talking about love, insecurities of too muchness bubbling up, and taking things personally when they really, truly aren't. you are loving, you are lovable, you are LOVED. remember that!!! 💌 submission form: ht...
Oct 27, 2023•53 min•Ep. 55
Go to https://www.nuuly.com and use code MADDIE20 for $20 off your first month of Nuuly! this week, we're talking about my week full of anxiety, the finale of love is blind season 5, getting harsh advice from friends, and comparing yourself to their exes! let's get into it besties! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – here comes the anxiety 06:45 – love is blind season 5 31:51 – getting harsh advice from fr...
Oct 20, 2023•46 min•Ep. 54
Go to mochimelt.com use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 15% off your purchase at Mochi Melt! Go to nuuly.com and use code MADDIE20 for $20 off your first month of Nuuly! i got my tarot cards read at the ren faire and it made me cry, i'm in the midst of watching love is blind season 5 and have some thoughts, and we've got some steamy submissions about body image values in dating, not caring what people think, the weaponization of therapy language and needing reassurance from people we love! let's get ...
Oct 13, 2023•59 min•Ep. 53
Go to http://www.theinkeylist.com and use code EMOTIONALLYONLINE for 20% off your purchase! i'm back! and today, i'm talking about reckoning with the emphasis on being chosen, the "i hate my gf" viral twitter thread, and some boyfriends that absolutely need to be broken up with. love ya! let's get into it! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – seeing the wombats in concert 08:25 – being chosen and accepting ...
Oct 06, 2023•50 min•Ep. 52
Go to https://www.nuuly.com and use code MADDIE20 for $20 off your first month of Nuuly! today, we're talking about some new dragsbaek family lore, sharing socials with your dating app matches, being the therapist friend, and the difference between growing up as an ~internet kid~ and a kid that was on the internet. 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – sleepover vibes are here 02:18 – DO TO DO 03:52 – dragsb...
Sep 22, 2023•46 min•Ep. 51
WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 50 BABY!!! as I'm writing this, i'm preparing to host some of my friends for a dinner party in celebration of such a milestone. this podcast is my favorite thing!! LETS DO 100!!! today, we're talking about airplane etiquette, influencer culture at nyfw, period sex, and revenge fantasies... a stacked episode baby!! let's get into it!! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – 50th episode ex...
Sep 15, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 50
Go to https://www.nuuly.com and use code MADDIE20 for $20 off your first month of Nuuly! late upload because i'm in vegas baby!! today, we're talking about being back on hinge, the sexy vs. cute spectrum and why i kind of hate it, sexual incompatibilities, choosing your hard, and saggy boobs at a topless beach! 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – life updates 06:41 – dating app chats 16:37 – audience submi...
Sep 08, 2023•48 min•Ep. 49
Take control of your finances today! Go to RocketMoney.com/EMOTIONAL to get started. today, we're talking about weirdos on the internet, never having been in a serious relationship, boyfriends vs. best friends, and remaining friends with someone you used to date/hook up with! let's get into ittttttt WOOOOOOO 💌 submission form: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 for business inquiries: [email protected] TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – happy friday from me and mango 01:40 – if you're still confused...
Sep 01, 2023•50 min•Ep. 48