DUMB CRIMINAL 4-02-2019
There's really no drunk like tequila drunk. #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal

There's really no drunk like tequila drunk. #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal
Some of the corporate April Fools' Day pranks this year include Jagermeister's "Jagerbong" kit to help you turn a bottle into a bong . . . Tinder's fake height verification feature . . . McDonald's Australia announcing the McPickle sandwich . . . and Hasbro revealing "Mr. Avocado Head." Heres Elwood talking the best ones #QRock #ElwoodRadio #AprilFools'
Slipknot announces replacement for former percussionist...Its a Name The Maggots know quite well...Elwood breaks down the announcement #QRock #ElwoodRadio #TheKnot
A guy in New Jersey got into a fight with HIMSELF in a convenience store parking lot last week, which included punching himself in the face. Then he whipped out his junk when a crowd gathered. He was arrested for lewdness. #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal #Jersey
Here are the most common pranks people pull on April Fools' Day, Mind game pranks, like rearranging someone's furniture . . . scaring someone . . . or lying to someone. What's Your favorite? Elwood breaks it down #QRock #Elwoodradio #AprilFoolsDay
Asking Alexandria has a new song Vultures. It's intense and dark. Ben Bruce made a statement recently about Social Media. Agree or Disagree?
A guy in Texas tried to rob a Target on Tuesday "Mission: Impossible" style. He cut a hole in the roof and lowered himself into the store. And you can probably guess it didnt work out well #QRock #DumbCriminal #MissionImpossible #ElwoodRadio ...Missed Dumb Criminal? Click and Enjoy
The DEA needs someone to burn 1,000 Lbs of Weed per hr ...and Snoop Dog pranks Matthew McConaughey with REAL weed and Matthew goes on to rap for 13 hrs Straight #QRock #ElwoodRadio #SnoopDog #BeachBum...Missed it on the Show...Just click to check it out #QRockOnDEmand
Monday is April Fools Day so prepare yourself...Rachelle Did What to her BF when she 18!!??? Elwood Pranks Family on The Air and the reaction is priceless...Click for a Recap #QRock #ElwoodRadio #AprilFoolsDay ...Missed the show, no problem, we have all the bits
Local Talk on Q Rock News - You May need a REAL ID to fly starting in 2020 - DOJ and FBI to investigate Smollett Case - Joliet Golf Club Open to Public 1st Time - Tax Your Streaming Service - Local Meat ReCall
What happens when Thieves attempt to steal gas from a Tour Bus but pick the wrong hole??? #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal
It's opening day for baseball, and a bunch of ballparks have insane new food options this year. Like a two-pound chicken tender at Rangers games . . . a foot-long pig-in-a-blanket at Braves games . . . and a "Coney Dog Egg Roll" in Detroit. Elwood Breaks down the full list #ElwoodRadio #QRock #OpeningDay
This Sunday join Wags 2 Wishes from noon until 5pm for a great cause and a great time!
ahhhhhhhhhhhh Fashion from the 80s, 90s, 2000s...Thought you looked cool at the time but....Did You Really? Elwood and Rachelle discuss their terrible looks from the Past, Plus what other people think was theirs #QRock #Elwoodradio #FashionFoe
A guy in South Carolina was pulled over on Saturday, and he tried to cover up the smell of alcohol on his breath by . . . spraying Axe Body Spray into his mouth #QRock #ElwoodRadio #DumbCriminal
John Wick is the best and apparently Keenu Reeves is also "The Man" in real life...I wanna have a drink with this man ...Check out what he did when a plane he was on had an emergency landing
A 19-year-old employee at an Enterprise Rent-a-Car in Missouri got arrested after he spiked his coworkers' drinks with LSD to help their "negative energy."
There's a competition in Belgium to see who can do the beast seagull imitation. It's called the European Gull Screeching Championship . . . and the people are pretty good. Elwood and Rachelle not so much
A guy was planning to go to Las Vegas for his bachelor party . . . but his best man embezzled the entire $10,000 budget. He was arrested for fraud, and the bachelor party was scaled down to one night at a bar
If a 84 Inch TV showed up at your door addressed to YOU...Would You Keep it? This man did...ended up HandCuffs...Yes or NO?
A guy in Pennsylvania crashed through the front doors of a beer store at four in the morning on Wednesday . . . only stole two beers . . . and caused about $15,000 in damage.
A guy in L.A. got into a high-speed chase with police Tuesday night. Then after they performed a PIT maneuver, he got out of his car and started BREAK DANCING in the middle of the street.
There's something about Florida and the crazies...Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday and see what you get. Here are a couple of our favorites and our own
AND YOU think your boss is tough on you. A 21-year-old Arby's manager in Florida asked an employee to stay late on Saturday, and he refused. Then they started arguing, so she pepper-sprayed him . . . went after him with a knife . . . and slashed up his car.
It's official: Woodstock 50's lineup will include Jay-Z, The Killers, Miley Cyrus, Imagine Dragons, and Chance the Rapper, along with legacy acts like Dead & Company, Santana, and John Fogerty.
That's not a Knife....THIS...IS...A....KNIFE...
We have all had that nasty roommate who destroys everything, but some are worse then others. And, One man clears out an entire apartment building from a FART! I want to weaponize him and make him my best friend
Every year thousands of people get decked out in Green and get completely wasted in Chicago...Here are some of the top Chicago PD Scanner calls
A guy named Charlie Brown was arrested on Friday during a drug raid in Cleveland, and cops confiscated his pet alligator. And a guy in the U.K. named Elvis Presley was in court after threatening someone with a knife.
According to a new survey, the one skill we'd pay the most to have without putting ANY effort in is being good in BED at $8,200. And the top superpower we'd pay for is healing or regeneration like Wolverine at $143,000.