DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE DAY 3-15-2019
A couple in Ohio was arrested last Tuesday after getting-it-on in one of the grosses places on Earth . . . a hot tub at a waterpark.

A couple in Ohio was arrested last Tuesday after getting-it-on in one of the grosses places on Earth . . . a hot tub at a waterpark.
It's called a "unimoon" or "solomoon." And it's where both people go on their own trip after the wedding. Either with friends, or by themselves. Not being able to agree on a destination is one reason couples do it. But others just do it out of convenience.
You'll see plenty of fall-down-drunk idiots at the bars for St. Patrick's Day this weekend. Don't be one of them . . .
A car accident at a Taco Bell drive-thru in Omaha on Monday ended with one of the people jumping into the driver's seat of the other person's SUV . . . and driving it straight into a light pole.
"The New York Times" talked to a doctor about how our immune systems are becoming weaker, because of stuff like antibacterial soap. And she said it might be a good idea to pick your nose and eat it more. She also said if you drop food on the floor, pick it up and eat that too. She was giving over-the-top examples, but the point is that our immune systems are being deprived of the challenges that actually make them stronger.
Researchers in Australia conducted a study to find out if death metal is bad for us, and it turns out it's not. It's no worse for you than "Happy" by Pharrell, in fact. Horns up, people.
A 21-year-old woman took a six-pack of beer into a dressing room at a Target in California on Saturday, and pounded all six beers. Then she tried to walk out of the store with over $200 worth of stuff, and got busted for shoplifting.
A 24-year-old woman says she went on one date with a guy back around December. And three months later, he sent her a list of 15 ways she could IMPROVE herself.It's so brutal. Here are all 15 critiques. And the first half are all about her looks . . .1. "If you lost some weight, you'd look incredible." He said about 20 or 30 pound...
LORI LOUGHLIN and FELICITY HUFFMAN have been charged in a huge college admissions scandal. Rich people were paying a guy between thousands and millions of dollars to fraudulently get their kids into schools like Yale, Stanford, UCLA, and USC.
Randy Blythe of Lamb Of God did not appreciate the WestBoro Baptist Church protesting in his home city of Richmond Virginia and he organized a counter protest with free Kazoos for All!
Snore too Loud in Florida and that might get you shot
For this year’s Lenten season, an Ohio man has decided to sacrifice eating all solid foods, allowing himself to only drink beer.
Are Rock/Metal Fans the Worst? YUP! Line up sucks, That band sucks, That song sucks...never ends...EPIX debuts Part 1 of PUNK doc series and its a must watch for music and history lovers...PUNK will never die
What happens when you sing Christmas Songs in March? Well...It may get you strangled
A New Jersey Man won $273 Million Dollars with the lottery and recently finalized his divorce. His wife pays him Alimony cause he never worked and she made all the money. How much money should he give her or should he give her nothing?
Dont call the cops and say your husband has been murdered to get a car moved....oh yeah and then be drunk and try to drive
Discussing a bill on the House floor aimed at fixing voting, campaign finance, and ethics laws, Wisconsin Democrat Rep. Mark Pocan took a swipe at the world's most maligned band, arguing that those against H.R. 1 equal, "probably about the percent of people who think Nickelback is their favorite band in this country."' Rep. Rodney Davis from Illinois wasn't about to let his colleague from the other side of the aisle get away which such a statement, asking, how could he "criticize one of the grea...
City of Brotherly Love??? Well not so much....Taco Bell employees jump the counter and whoop some customers! Now Thats some rough customer service
First off Soldier is Number 1 for most stressful and by far well deserved! Thank you to all our Military and Vets, We Love You and Support You! But how the hell did Radio DJ get on this list...Find out where you land
We all swear but there are times when it is not acceptable (Like when we are on the radio) What are some go to phrases or words you use to replace swear words in public or around kids? We discuss our favorites
This Sunday is National Ranch Dressing Day and Hidden Valley is opening in Vegas and people can show up and get whatever they want filled with Ranch Dressing...Kiddie Pool, Boots, Hats, Hell how about a Pick Up Truck
What happens when you mix Star Wars with A Star is A Born? Magic! That's what happens...Plus, In your busy life how about Ashes to Go for Ash Wednesday
Corey Taylor recently said that Imagine Dragons is the new Nickelback...Bands people love to hate. So we discussed and opened the phones
HAIRBALL is an arena Rock Cover band known world wide for their powerful live Rock show covering all bands from Queen, Motley Crue, KISS, and More! They recently went viral when their lead singer's hair caught on fire during a performance and continued to Rock on Fire! Check out what Happy had to say about the incident
Lamb of God Guitarist Mark Morton has his Debut Solo Album "Anesthetic" Coming out on March 1st with HUGE guest on the record including Chester Bennington on the last track he ever recorded "Cross Off." Elwood and Mark talk guest, recording, The Tour, and Chester...
Dan and Jason from NOLA Join Elwood and Rachelle LIVE in studio to talk origins of DOWN and their Valentine's Day Massacre
WWE Super Star Sonya Deville Joins Elwood and Rachelle to Talk Road to Wrestlemania at the NIU Convocation Center Saturday February 9th...And her Battles to get to Smackdown Status
A Florida Politician has been accused of licking Men in office to show dominance...Neck up to face and Groping the nether regions...Lick It til you quit it!
Not all Heroes where Capes! Sometimes they are 10 Years old and use Science to Prove Tom Brady is a CHEATER! Elwood and Rachelle break it down
One man believes his wife may have injured one of his poor action figures...He does what any psycho man would do and Grabs an AX for revenge....On His Own Stuff