Move Your Sex Shop Away from Strip Mall
James and Elaine have a new sex toy shop in their neighborhood and have been complaining, so Skeery calls as the owner with some thoughts of his own! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Elvis Duran Phone Taps is the ultimate podcast for prank call lovers! Get ready for the most outrageous, hilarious, and jaw-dropping phone taps from Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Every episode features the show’s legendary prank calls, where the team has a blast messing with unsuspecting victims. From outrageous scenarios to clever twists, each phone tap is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Tune in and hear how Elvis and the crew pull off the perfect pranks—one laugh at a time!

James and Elaine have a new sex toy shop in their neighborhood and have been complaining, so Skeery calls as the owner with some thoughts of his own! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rachel is a germaphobe who now thinks she has lice, thanks to her officemate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Emily volunteered her dad to model for her college sculpting class, and once Danielle calls to tell him what he's (not) wearing......he's not too psyched about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Skeery and our friend Bald Freak Ronnie tag team as an impossible customer service duo, Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Darren works overnights and sleeps in, so his girlfriend wanted to surprise him with a special wakeup call service! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Alex was just given her first credit card from mom, who keeps telling her not to overspend. So Garrett calls mom from the credit card company, after a HUGE purchase! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jamie's boyfriend is always doing strange things for money, so Danielle calls from his newest inappropriate undertaking! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Betty has been fighting refrigerator insurance for weeks, and Skeery calls her as a rep from the appliance store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bobby likes to make haircut appointments and then cancel them at the last second. So Garrett calls from the salon to tell him that's no longer an option to him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Maddison has her mom's heirloom ring, so Danielle calls as the person who just bought it off her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Richard doesn't like when his son is with a babysitter, so Skeery calls as the surprise CRAPPY babysitter that his wife hired! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Garrett mixes up how we do Phone Taps by calling Erica, recording her, and then playing her back to herself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shannon ordered a birth announcement, but the cards came out wrong! So Danielle calls from the shop to say, tough, there's nothing they can do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, Skeery's infamous salesmen, tries to sell his Zone Pilates schtick to not one but TWO unsuspecting souls! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mateo dropped his laptop off it be fixed, and Garrett calls to let him know there is a sliiiiight problem.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jackie's Hummer-driving-husband beeps bye to the kids every morning at 7:30, so Danielle calls as an irritated neighbor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jackie recently got a Mercedes and her boyfriend has been telling her be careful about parking near the meat trucks....so that's exactly what she did! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Stacy hates cats, so her sister asked Garrett to call her from the adoption agency- THANKING her for accepting a new cat!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Irene still uses mom's credit card, so Danielle calls mom with the balance due from her brand new HUGE furniture set! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
He doesn't take "no" for an answer, it's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and today he's selling the HOT NEW Haragami tool! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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John is obsessed with keeping snow off his property and has been filing complaints against the city for how they cover up his car while street plowing.....so Skeery calls as the culprit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bella has been begging her parents for a tattoo and they are totally against it....so Garrett calls from the tattoo parlor to say she owes money for the tattoo she just got! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book a dentist appointment for her hemorrhoid problem, and it goes about as well as you'd think! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
He's back, and we love to hate him, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the relentless salesperson petals Valentine's Day candy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Drew placed an order for Valentine's Day flowers early and they never showed up, so Garrett calls from customer service and blames him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Grandma Doris likes the leave the blinds open when she showers, so Danielle calls as someone who has seen a liiiiittle too much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Giovanna lost her license and recently got it back after taking a DWI class. So Skeery calls as a representative from the DMV to claim she never took the classes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Carl ordered a huge tv to be delivered for the Super Bowl, so Garrett calls from the store with a little delay issue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.