Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.
The return of Miss Moscas.
Oh, yes, all right. So Donna is working at a doctor's office. So her daughter said, I want to call my mom and phone tapper because she gets all weird people calling at the doctor's So miss moshcallopsis.
Is Josh trying to make an appointment? She's just an old lady. Yeah, let's see what happens. Will she get the appointment?
Let's find out in today's Daniel phone.
Tap doctor Tanasa's office.
Hello, I need to make an appointment.
Have you been here before?
No, I'm a new patient.
I can't sit down anymore, so I think I need to come in, ma'am.
I'm sorry, I don't understand it. Do you have some sort of mental problem?
My son Marvin when he bought me to you know the cushion that you put on the knee when you have any problems, and I put it undern but I can't.
I still can't sit down. I'm in so much pain. I really got to come in and see the doctor.
Uh huh, ma'am, this is a dentist office. Do you need to make an appointment for your teeth.
I need to come in for my hammorrhoids. You're what my hemorrhods?
Wait a minute, you're hemorrhoids are no? No, no, this is this is to do with the mouth, ma'am. This is cheeth gum. Are you having an issue like that?
I don't have hemorrhoids in my mouth. I have hemorrhods in my my butt talks area. That's where I have my hemorrhoids.
All right, well, ma'am, this is a dentist office. Like I said several times, I no, that's.
Why I'm calling you because your adopted and I need a doctor's helm. My name is Missus marsh Gallopsis. You want me to spell that for you?
Now? What I need you to do is hang up with me.
But if I hang on with you, I haven't made my palming yet. So I can be there tomorrow morning at eight am.
All right, No, you can't be here at eight am because we can't help you.
You do you open at eight thirty?
Hermorhis have to deal with the anal area. We do not handle that.
I don't talk about stuff like that's my buttocks every you thank you?
No, no, no, no, we handle teeth now if you have a two things I don't have ta you need an extraction or root came out? Did you ever go for cleaning or X raising your cleaning of your I do need.
My my buttocks area clean. It's fine. I do a good job.
You have a problem like a hemorrhoid in your mouth, which we don't call it that. It could be an abscess. We're not handling your situation. We need to handle peace peace, but I don't need it. But do you have teeth growing out of your backside? Ma'am?
What are you talking now? You're talking crazy.
I'm not talking crazy. Do you understand two different openings? You know, you going in and the other one was fool going out?
You're ridden out. You're being rude.
I told you we don't this good handle chut.
You know you don't like old people? Is that what it is? You just don't like? It's not nice.
Okay, I've had enough.
Well, maybe if my boss, if I have my boss.
And make the apoM of moment you actually work.
Yeah, have a boss. Yeah.
My boss's name is Elvis.
Elvis Elvis is a performer. He dies like in the seventies.
No, he's not.
He's really my boss. This is me Om and Arrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And you got phone tap?
What your daughter?
She plays this?
O god I am so I'm at work right now, carrying on like a lunatic.
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