mo bamba more like mo lested You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. 🗿🍷 masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug sh...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 86
Have a new year XD www.goodluckgabe.life As a straight guy, erect cocks are more attractive than boobs Everybody knows this. Cocks are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure. Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the dicks. Im straight but this needs to be said. I (29FTM) am literally irrapeable. No one can rape me. You don't believe me? Here's how: So the other d...
Jan 02, 2024•3 hr 16 min•Ep. 85
What if i told you that Porn addiction is a myth created by mfs with low testosterone to make us feel bad for being horny, the elites aint performing like they used to so they mad at young niggas for beating they shit 7 times a day whilst they can only manage 1 stay woke yall, now if you excuse me there's a beautiful woman bent over next to me lemme smack them cheeks flirtatiously and hope they don't lock my ass up again🤦🏾♂️ Top 5 pokemon I'd like to fuck Eevee - Eevee is really cute (and hot...
Dec 26, 2023•3 hr 9 min•Ep. 84
watch.goodluckgabe.life too long didn't listen i'm gay don't text me don't email me don't call me don't dm me don't snap me don't hire a private investigator don't reverse image search don't like don't comment don't subscribe don't share "There are hot moms near your area waiting to be fucked." There is fucking not. Stop lying. I (28M) got this message yesterday (12/18/23) and asked every mom (11858) in my district (in about 10 miles radius) if they are waiting to be fucked or not, I (72M) inter...
Dec 20, 2023•2 hr 24 min•Ep. 83
I've tried to ward my house to the best of my abilities: apples near each door and window, apple-scented candles, maintaining a constant supply of apples and apple products in my kitchen. Nothing works. The doctors... they are relentless. They're clever, systematically searching for a breach in my defenses. When I close my eyes, I can feel their icy stethoscopes. I just ate my first apple today, but it is all in vain. The ache in my knees from their mallets warns me they are drawing near. I took...
Dec 12, 2023•3 hr•Ep. 82
www.goodluckgabe.life Now I get it. Candy Crush is violent, complex, and takes literally thousands of hours to master. But let me tell you: it is worth it. I just started playing Candy Crush on my PC, and the graphics are just so good. I mean, some level 1 carpenters like Fortnite, and some level 50 mafia bosses play Minecraft. But only level 3000 supreme pewds-level beings can understand the brilliance behind this game. I mean, the 3D graphics make me feel like I’m actually in Vietnam. In fact,...
Dec 07, 2023•4 hr•Ep. 81
I've never felt more retarded What's the point of being so painfully self conscious if you're not gonna be equally self aware Blow up Lancaster Pennsylvania I thought my childhood giftedness was social/emotional intelligence and now i want to be a domestic terrorist I have a strong aversion to any reference to giftedness as an educational concept because to me it just represented added pressure and unrealistic expectations from my mom and myself that set us up for failure. The culmination being ...
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 54 min•Ep. 80
In the early days of facebook Mark Zuckerburg would wander into the company bathrooms and if he noticed someone sitting down in the stalls he would pop his head over and try to talk to them about their projects. Or if he was taking a poop he would host an emergency meeting and he would tell them to come over and pop their head over the stall to talk it out. Everyone just went along with it because it was either YOLO SILICON VALLEY LMAO or they were just too intimidated. That all stopped when Mic...
Nov 22, 2023•3 hr 30 min•Ep. 79
Episode 76 was removed from spotify because a really cool smart nice funny GUY reported it because they no likey it make them angry it make them upset!! awww!!! probrecito!!! as they say 生活打了我一巴掌，我没挺住 我给了牛至一巴掌，牛至依旧挺立 或许牛至更比我会适合做人 别人给了我一刀，我挺住了 我给了牛至一刀，牛至却倒下了 或许我比牛至更适合做牛至 我不明白是我身上长了-个牛至还是牛至身上长了个我 碰到喜欢的人 牛至都会硬一硬 而我却不敢吱声 我拿着杯子，骗牛至说这是个温暖的批牛至站起来，骗我说这是个温暖的世界 我没有女朋友，牛至很高兴，因为我可以时常抚摸它 我有了女朋友，牛至也很高兴，因为它可以.有个温暖的家 或许真的是牛牛身上长了我而不是我身上长了个牛牛 You will never be a real incel. You have a jawline, you decent height, ...
Nov 08, 2023•3 hr 49 min•Ep. 77
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead. This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which...
Nov 03, 2023•2 hr 56 min•Ep. 76
watch.goodluckgabe.life I have a bodycam and I am not afraid to use it PLEASE HELP!! this morning i woke up and went to the toilet to go touch my penis while looking at clash royale r34 but when i put my hand in my pants to rub the beast i grasped at nothing! "Where is it!?" I yelled in frustration. 20 minutes of searching for my wizard stick later I felt that i needed to piss. I have no schlong but i must pee. Someone please help find my penis it's 17cm long and it's strong and veiny if anyone ...
Oct 26, 2023•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 75
watch.goodluckgabe.life for full videos This is sooo you when you listen to podcasts 👂🎧😂😴 Let geraldo know in the comments if you relate to this one! I met this girl at a bar and we went back to my place. We were both pretty drunk and horny, and she asked if I wanted to fuck. I obviously said yes, and I couldn’t wait to try her big fat cock, but when I pulled down her panties, there was nothing there! It was just a squishy wet hole. I asked her where her schlong was, and she told me “Girls d...
Oct 19, 2023•2 hr 20 min•Ep. 74
https://watch.goodluckgabe.life The terrifying, the deadly, the amaaaazing HONG KONG TYPHOON Emma “Nancy ‘Chyna’ Pelosi” Chamberlain AKA MINION BOB returns to the show for a third appearance after a year-long hiatus because she tried to use my cashapp card to buy a $200 maxi dress from houseofCB.com and I invited her on the show so I could bully her for it but instead we talked about her shitty mentally ill ex bf who may or may not listen to this podcast but is definitely aware that it exists an...
Oct 10, 2023•2 hr 20 min•Ep. 73
www.goodluckgabe.life XVideos, stylized as XVIDEOS, is a CHILD PORNOGRAPHY video sharing and viewing website. Founded in Paris in 2007, the website is now registered to the Czech company WGCZ Holding. [2] [4] As of November 2022, it is the most visited pornographic website and the 11th most visited website in the world. [5] WGCZ Holding also owns Bang Bros , DDF Network, Penthouse magazine , Private Media Group , and Erogames and has a controlling interest in the productions gathered under the L...
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 72
www.goodluckgabe.life Looking forward to looking back at my podcasting days with great fondness I'm straight but. Man, I just wish I had a gay friend. We could chat, relax, kiss, have sex, engage in a casual no strings attached relationship, eventually develop emotional bonds, start to date like normal people, watch all the corny movies, eventually we'll get a dog and a cat, I'll propose, small spring wedding (because we don't want to make a fuss), buy a nice house by the National Park, adopt tw...
Sep 28, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 71
full video on www.goodluckgabe.life how to make a noose / rope tying shibari tutorial video tutorial video + walmart hyper tough rope review I (M18) just emptied buckets of brogurt into my super hot milf wife (F35) we made sure she was ovulating and kept her coochie elevated to ensure maximum swim time. Life (and making more of it) is good. I can't wait to work 3 jobs at 3 separate walmarts to provide for my bountious ballspawn. I have donated sperm to my local sperm bank every couple months for...
Sep 21, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 70
www.goodluckgabe.life Do People not understand comedy anymore? I was in class and someone saw a map of France, and questioned why Luxembourg has such a long name for such a small country. I said(with quite good timing I Might add) “wait until you see liechtenstein” and no one laughed. When I make my regular hilarious geography jokes, I expect uproarious laughter from the student body. Is cancel culture ruining my comedy? POPULAR OPINION: April Fool’s Day is worse than 9/11 I’m fucking shaking an...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 69
www.goodluckgabe.life Yo, check it, fam. Human reproduction, that's how we make more little homies, right? So, here's the lowdown in ghetto slang: Meet and Greet: First, a guy and a girl gotta meet, vibe together, and get close, you feel me? Like, they start dating or whatever. Gettin' Busy: When they ready to take it to the next level, they get busy, you know, they do the grown-up stuff. That's where the magic happens. Fertilizin' the Seed: Inside the girl's body, there's this thing called an e...
Sep 07, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 68
www.goodluckgabe.life Soothing Relaxing Soft-Spoken ASMR I want to share a little relaxation exercise that has helped me tremendously over the years, and that I believe can help you too, no matter where you are, no matter what you're doing, no matter who you're with or why you're with them. I want you to think about someone who bothers you. Think about that person that hurt you. That person who embarrassed you. That person who makes you so angry That person who disgusts you Who gets on your nerv...
Sep 01, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 67
Geraldo REACTS to Fan Comments, DMs, and Emails!!! www.goodluckgabe.life help@goodluckgabe.life I am sorry! I am not a nut-case or mindless cad. I was just momentarily overwhelmed by your incredible good-looks, charming personality and witty persona. You are a lot more than just a pretty face, sir! When you flashed me your very sexy butt, I lost all decorum! I wish I had taken a photo of your perfect butt, but the image is etched in my mind. Your body is as perfect as your face! Bur, I know I am...
Aug 24, 2023•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 66
www.goodluckgabe.life Geraldo's boulder burping cum tribute + la croix curate sparkling water review + degenerate poverty guilt simulator Repeat any number of times: Hello I'm gay I am 100% queer I am a faggot Aids Arse injected death sentence I am retarded I am a retard Retarded I am Conflicted you was, remember I do really good person High functioning person Valuable contribution Society Podcast on Your best friends Stare at ceiling Make your bed Bed bugs Drink water Tap water Fluoride water E...
Aug 18, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 65
www.goodluckgabe.life TL;DR My fiancé has a micropenis Wow, it's almost a relief just to write that down. IRL I have not told a single person- not anyone in my family not my bestie. I really have no one to vent to. Im thankful for this subreddit. Obviously it's not a deal breaker for me- I want to spend the rest of my life with him. He is an amazing man, treats me so well, highly intelligent. He is tall, very good looking and fit. He is basically the whole package and I'm so proud to be with him...
Aug 10, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 64
www.goodluckgabe.life The Perils of Audience Capture How influencers become brainwashed by their audiences The Man Who Ate Himself In 2016, 24 year old Nicholas Perry wanted to be big online. He started uploading videos to his YouTube channel in which he pursued his passion—playing the violin—and extolled the virtues of veganism. He went largely unnoticed. A year later, he abandoned veganism, citing health concerns. Now free to eat whatever he wanted, he began uploading mukbang videos of himself...
Aug 04, 2023•51 min•Ep. 63
www.goodluckgabe.life During those hours when the landscape forms a halo around Life, and dream is simply a matter of dreaming oneself, I created, O my love, in the silence of my disquiet, this strange podcast like a series of arches opening up at the end of some abandoned venue. In order to record this, I plucked the souls from all the flowers, and out of the ephemeral moments of all the songs of all of the birds I wove eternity and stagnation. Sitting at the window of my life and forgetting th...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 62
I Thought About Unaliving You ASMR Ukulele Cover (Anthony Jeselnik Cum Tribute) I harbor awful thoughts about everyone in my life I ever loved or cared about. That I thought I loved or cared about. I think about murdering my friends and family. I think about shooting them with a gun. I think about blowing up their houses with fertilizer bombs. I think about taking a knife and stabbing them through their eyes. I think about sending pipe bombs in the mail and blowing their hands off. I think about...
Jul 17, 2023•54 min•Ep. 61
I have a theory. A blue whale can grow up to 30 meters long and is quite gigantic, while Titan might seem attractive to the whales, and it may have wanted to mate. A blue whale's penis can become gigantic, and with it, he has fucked up the glass. Either water leaked in, and they drowned, or the whale's penis got stuck and sealed the hole. Due to the pressure and pressure difference, the penis gets sucked in, sealing the hole. However, at the same time, the pressure difference sucks out all the w...
Jun 26, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Ep. 60
(TL;DL Content Creator Too Insecure to Create Content) (SNL for Libertarians) (POV Homschoole Autist Roleplay ASMR) icum.to videos.icum.to tubgirl.com Hello I'm gay.... In honor of pride and Filipino heritage month I have reluctantly invited my very first transexual transracial guest. Here to discuss all things gay is controversial loli content creator, renowned plAYtonic philosophy vlogger, thiel-funded horse whisperer, 4chan refugee, recipient of more than 1 million cum tributes, mtv movie awa...
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 59
Hey boo, gotta spill the tea and let you know, you're my ultimate vibe. You make my heart go cray-cray and my soul say yasss! You slay my world with your style, your smile, and your mad skills. No cap, you're the rizz of my dreams, the one who makes my heart do a TikTok dance. So, lemme keep it 100: I'm totally crushing on you, and I wanna be more than just fam. Let's be each other's ride or die and slay this love game together. What do you say, bae? :) (Real Serious Verbal Threats to Xvideos Mo...
Jun 02, 2023•2 hr•Ep. 58
Why we should sexualize Autism We should sexualize autism because... The acts of autistic people are cute. I think the emotional and physical requirements for the average autistic person are adorable and a caretaker assisting them while developing it into a psycho-sexual relationship has similar as an ABDL or DD/LC exchange. The sexualization of autism can branch out primarily two different ways, as there are two ends of the autistic spectrum - the highly functioning and borderline super genius,...
May 26, 2023•1 hr 59 min•Ep. 57
Hello, is this Pizza Hut? Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not. Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real vo...
Jan 20, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 56
