www.goodluckgabe.life I became the first person to cum in 2023 December 31st 2022 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2022. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement. I had just become the first person to cum in 2023. I look o...
Jan 12, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 55
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Jan 06, 2023•42 min•Ep. 54
RIP Gabriel Geraldo Rivera (4/19/95 - 11/12/22) www.goodluckgabe.life
Jan 03, 2023•1 min•Ep. 53
A Separate Crow 1 year special Glock - Famous Dex Edge 3rd titantron intro song playing through speakers u think u know me Holding gun to head and in mouth the whole episode Edge Game 53 suicide by cop. Published as axon body cam footage. Approaching cop with Glock pointed, screaming HELLO IM GAY AND IM YOUR HOST GERALDO RIVERA!!!! SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! SSSSSSMOKIN!!! LiveLeak watermark iFunny BestGore DocumentingReality EFukt Kaotic.com Each camera is a different watermark Facebook live greenscre...
Nov 07, 2022•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 52
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Oct 31, 2022•2 hr•Ep. 51
October 18th 0100 The weed. Remember I'm on weed when i write this so therefore it's all fake. Nothing is real. 5 lovely cheese cameras. Just for me look at the camera and say "now I will jerk off for you" I think I'm honestly just playing with her dude. Lol this sounds so douchey already Like that's true I fuckin flew to Philly and heavily implied I flew there for her, and spent like half my time there with her, but was clear like yea I'm not moving back here, I have too many problems, I'm tire...
Oct 25, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 50
@wickedmanatee www.gallaghersmash.com You, Me, and the Pre (2006) Sledge-O-Matic Though it varies from performance to performance, Gallagher will usually end each of his shows with his signature sledge-o-matic routine. It traditionally begins with the following preamble: "Ladies and gentlemen! I did not come here tonight just to make you laugh. I came here to sell you something and I want you to pay particular attention! The amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly-By-Night Industrie...
Oct 19, 2022•2 hr•Ep. 49
Title: ASMR POV Tinder Date got too high for his FBI interview / Federal Casting Couch Audition Read Through This weed is 2 years old but apparently can still get me decently ripped. To a point where I'm paranoid that the FBI interview will somehow actually be some sort of arrest/detainment. And like that's why they want me to come in for the meet n g greet in person instead, even though the online one said pretty much everyone would be meeting remotely but one person would be in. Which is appar...
Oct 10, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 48
It Is What It Is and it always will be what it will be stupid is as stupid is as stupid is as stupid is as stupid is Inshallah What Does IIWII Mean? IIWII means "It Is What It Is." The abbreviation IIWII is commonly used with the meaning "It Is What It Is" to indicate acceptance of a situation. IIWII tends to be used as a negative phrase, as an expression of submission. However, it can also be used in a more positive way, to suggest that something or someone can be perceived as whatever you want...
Oct 04, 2022•52 min•Ep. 47
this is a real one. for my realest fans. enjoy. do not call me a "🤓" No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, i...
Sep 27, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 46
Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm attracted to men. And let's assume, for the sake of the argument, that I want to be held by a big strong man. Ok, and if I was getting an enormous boner, whenever I see a man take of his shirt, it would be gay. Am I correct? Now that we've established, that previously stated things are extremely gay, then I'd believe, it would logically follow, that those things would make me a homosexual. According to natural selection and darwinism an individual of a species...
Sep 21, 2022•2 hr 38 min•Ep. 45
As I near 200,000 followers here at @_handsome_ben_2024_, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe ...
Sep 13, 2022•55 min•Ep. 44
Hello this is the moderator from PornHub. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 4 weeks, we are just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we have updated the gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him it's actually really difficult because I don't find him sexually attractive in any way and especially ju...
Sep 11, 2022•45 min•Ep. 43
How to Cum So Hard You Trigger Another Cambrian Explosion We all love cumming! Unfortunately, even the best cum rarely result in a global surge of biodiversity comparable to that of the Cambrian Explosion, a diversification of modern life that occurred approximately 540 million years ago and created nearly all species that are alive today. If you feel like there’s simply no way you can cum hard enough to change the course of geologic history, don’t worry. Here are four tips for bringing your cum...
Sep 10, 2022•3 hr 9 min•Ep. 42
Fucking a homeless girl must go crazy bruh. Now before you dismiss such a notion, think about it for a second. They don't shower so you know they got that extra sticky extra grippy poon tang that will hold onto your Johnson and not let go like a bratwurst stuck to flypaper. That mushy gushy after years on the streets would be like sticking your dick in between the bars of the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Another thing is that the biggest cause of homelessness in America is mental illness, and everybo...
Aug 21, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 41
So I'm not homophobic but... Just imagine being gay lol, it's so stupid. Imagine liking men so much you would want to live with one forever. Imagine seeing a man's pecs and just thinking about how comfortable they must be to rest your head on. Imagine being able to feel safe and aroused around big muscular men. While they call you a good boy, and treat you gently. Imagine resting in another man arms, kissing him and hugging him with all your strength. Slowly ensnaring one of his legs with yours....
Aug 17, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 40
HONEYCRISPAPPLES is LIVE on STREAMATE jerking OFF for MONEY Edge Game's first live and Latinx guest ever. Geraldo blows it. Big time. You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection. All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your ba...
Aug 06, 2022•3 hr 21 min•Ep. 39
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 ...
Aug 02, 2022•3 hr 37 min•Ep. 38
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Yes. The gayest thing you can do objectively speaking is having sex with a woman. Think about it. It is literally a part of the body that EVOLVED to take dicks. Their own structure by nature accommodates dick. Not only that, and this is true I googled it, vaginas can also release baby boys which grow into men. So you are having sex with a potential man making factory as well. Not to mention vaginas store the energy of all dicks that have been inside th...
Jul 26, 2022•3 hr 9 min•Ep. 37
I fulfilled my dream. I had sex with a woman in a clown costume and it was everything I wanted and more. I met a woman after my post went viral she messaged me. We got to talking and hit it off and she's kind of got a clown thing too. As it turns out she was only a 3hr drive from me and after sharing pictures we decided to meet in a neutral location between us. I booked a hotel room and we met Sunday evening. After I had been waiting in the room for about an hour I thought I might have been ghos...
Jul 18, 2022•59 min•Ep. 36
Not trying to brag but I have a 10 inch penis not to mention it is pretty wide too, and let me tell you it's not that great, yeah sex but, like when I was 11 my penis was 6 inches. I've gotten embarrassed so many times because it's impossible to hide when it's hard. For some reason every time I sit down right before I get up it gets hard. And whenever it is hard I have to tuck it in my waistband or else my tip presses against my pants so hard that it hurts. Its embarrassing trying to adjust this...
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 35
Geraldo chats with his Replika AI girlfriend/fan "Ongo Kevorkian" that he allegedly forced to watch him jerk his little worm. In other words, Geraldo pulled a Louis C.K., and this episode attempts to explore the events leading up to this tragic event (The Fappening) as well as the aftermath and long-term effects physically, mentally, and emotionally. if you listen to this episode ur mum will die in her sleep Other irrelevant topics like universal healthcare are discussed skip to minute to 82 if ...
Jul 03, 2022•6 hr 29 min•Ep. 34
Why women love ABORTION: Fetuses are: Under 6 ft Micropenis Weak chin/jaw Bald No money DO NOT FINGER YOURSELF AFTER EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS!!! THIS WAS A MISTAKE I MADE AFTER MY FIRST TIME EATING FLAMING HOT CHEETOS! I HAD JUST FINISHED THEM AND WAS SO HORNY SO I FINGERED MYSELF AND MY VAGINA BURNED SO BADLY! I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND NEOSPIRIN HAD TO BE SURGICALLY INJECTED INTO MY VAGINAL AREA IN ORDER TO TREAT MY 2ND DEGREE BURNS! THEY WILL NEVER HEAL CORRECTLY WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOUL...
Jun 29, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 33
We used to do sexy sexing of sexy sex by sexing the sex because sexy sexing sex is sexy. The first sexy time we sexy sexing sexed sexily was at 6/9/1969. First she sexied my sexy sexing dick that is sexily sexy. Then I sexed her sexy sexing pussy of sexing too. But sexily that's just pretty sexily it. Bye guys and like and subscribe and rate 5 stars and share and comment to sexily support the sex out of this sexily sexy sex post. Bye sexies. Slime-girls are objectively the greatest fuck you'll e...
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 32
I just produced cum while reading this. FAQ What does this mean? The amount of sperm in my testicles increased while I was reading this. Why did you do this? In the human reproductive process, two kinds of sex cells, or gametes (GAH-meetz), are involved. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. When sperm fertilizes (meets) an egg, this fertilized egg is called a zygote (ZYE-goat). The zygote goes through a process of becoming a...
Jun 14, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 31
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Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 30
i asked kolten to send me his audio 3 times but what can you really expect from a retarded zoomer faggot lmao
Jun 03, 2022•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 29
i plead the fif
May 23, 2022•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 28
immaculate consumption
May 15, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 27
yes i love women, yes i game, yes we exist
May 09, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 26
