I thought that we could just have a good old fashioned petty winch.
All right, strap in, I've got some things to say. Buckled Up Baby Posted by Mums and Besties Kelly McCarran and Key re Cells Eat, Sleep, Shit Repeat is a virtual weekly mothers group for your ears so berth as fucked.
But it's one day, yes, so sorry to petrify new parents, but it's what comes after that I would be terrified of.
Yeah, I was.
Petrified that people were going to be like, what happened to your brain when you're on Matt leave? And I'll be like, did you lose it tip Turnto with your percenter or so do we call it daycare?
Or working to pay for the daycare that gives them bugs? And then you're paying for them not to be there and also not getting paid because you're at home with your sick child.
It's a judgment and shame free zone where Kell and Key give advice and talk to other everyday months. So I didn't finish bleeding till like ten eleven weeks. I'm so sorry to anyone who.
Is no normalized bleeding.
So sad about putting him in childcare like it was the end of our time together, and I was worried that he might feel like I just abandoned him.
But mostly it's a raw, honest, funny and relatable look at being a first time mom desperately trying to survive.
Well.
I now consider six a good day.
He told me that a couple of years ago, I would have punched you in the face, and then like, don't ever say.
That to me. I know the things you accept. I just catastrophized things.
Oh, Charlie will be like, Babe, I think you're spiraling.
And I'm like, I am not spiraling.
The doctor didn't sign me off for two months for P and the V sex, but I'm pretty sure that I offered up a gobby at maybe a month, and that's something that no one needed to know.
Can I just say, fuck, you are funny.
I'm so glad that my horrible year has made you cackle with glee.
Eat, sleep, shit, repeat sees and four dropping on Wednesday, I will enjoy sex again.
Is that a tumbleweed blowing through your bed?
It's my glitterous blowing in the wind, unattended to listen.
If we can't be honest in this conversation, we can't at all.
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