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Early Departures

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Vacation nightmares! From murder, to parasites, to freak accidents and more, we cover all the things that could kill you and your vacation.
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Episodes

46: New Year, New Disaster & Barefoot in Bavaro

Before you go out and ring in 2022, let's talk about New Years Eve safety! Afterwards, we'll make the folks living in cold climates feel a little better about not being warm on a beach somewhere! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Dec 27, 202148 minSeason 1Ep. 46

45: Unobservant Consequences in Death Valley & South Africa

Phoebe takes us down some old roads that your GPS might miss, while Ashley teaches us why it's smart to kick toilets now and then. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Dec 20, 202151 minSeason 1Ep. 45

44: A Second Home in Cuba & Updates on a Certain Killer Couple

First, an overworked healthcare worker gets away from it all in Varadero, Cuba. Then Ashley reports some updates on a case she talked about last year. Special shout out to our amazing listener, Kimberly, who shot us an email letting us know that there was an update to share! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Dec 06, 202150 minSeason 1Ep. 44

43: Chicago Arch-you-tecture & a Late Night Dominican Drive

We're finally back (again) and crossing our fingers for no more kidney stone attacks! First we're going to Chicago to experience some of the finest architecture in the world - but we'll have to watch out for some not so fine stuff too. Next we're heading back to the Dominican Republic, where we're going to avoid "The Blender" at all costs. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...

Nov 22, 202156 minSeason 1Ep. 43

42: Dinosaurs Down Under & Animals on Vacation

Listen as we refer to Australia as "far away and exotic" and try to place it's regions according to (probably incorrect) clock positions! Stick around after for some very nuanced and creative descriptions of creatures such as capybaras and pink dolphins. We're gonna need a bigger boat! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Oct 25, 202152 minSeason 1Ep. 42

41: WE'RE BAAAAAAACK

Another day another disaster. Ashley takes us high in the sky, while Phoebe takes us back to Alaska in the this episode of updates! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Oct 18, 202136 minSeason 1Ep. 41

40: It Could Have Been Worse, at the Iditarod & in North Korea

First, a musical composer almost loses his money maker in Alaska while fulfilling a childhood dream of mushing with some sled dogs. Then, a creative young man sets out on a mission to find the “real” North Korea. This is a final boarding call for 2020! We’re sick of this year and everything in it! Join us again in 2021, when we’ll have more weird tales of tragic travels! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...

Nov 02, 202052 minSeason 1Ep. 40

39: The Horrors of War & Haunted Houses, in Myanmar & Around the World

War is hell...and so are haunted houses and the people who run them (sometimes). First we’ll talk about Myanmar’s very unfortunate ranking as 4th in the world for something you definitely don’t want to experience. Then we’ll take a deep dive into why haunted houses are way scarier than actual paranormal happenings. It’s Halloween, get into the spirit of the season with us! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...

Oct 26, 202039 minSeason 1Ep. 39

37: Unpredictable Endings in Steven's Pass & Mongolia

First, Ashley tells us about a story about blizzards, trains, mountains, and a very unfortunately timed pineapple express in the Pacific Northwest (US). Then, Phoebe keeps us in the mountains, in Mongolia, with a tale of a hang glider that doesn’t kill it’s operator for once. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

Oct 12, 202045 minSeason 1Ep. 37

36: I Left My Heart in DR, literally & in Spain, My Yacht is Just a Toy

Phoebe tells us about a very tragic Christmas holiday in the Dominican Republic...but no, it’s not what you’re likely thinking of when you hear Dominican Republic and tragic tourism in the same sentence. Next, Ashley takes us aboard a 48 foot yacht, aka a big fun toy for a couple of sea bullies to play with; we’re going back to Spain! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...

Oct 05, 202040 minSeason 1Ep. 36

35: A Fish Pedicure in Thailand & A Tinder Date in Colombia

First, Ashley talks about Victoria Curthoys, and how she came to be “Terrifically Toeless.” Next, Phoebe takes us along on a Colombian Tinder date that’ll make you wish you’d just stayed home. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Sep 28, 202043 minSeason 1Ep. 35

34: Zorbing Out of Control in Russia & Missing in Kerala

Phoebe takes us to the Caucasus Mountains mountains in Russia to tell us a truly unforgettable tale about Zorbing. You’re gonna wanna strap in good and tight for this one! Later, Ashley tells us about one woman’s search for her sister, who goes missing during their visit to an Ayurvedic center in Kerala. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Sep 21, 202051 minSeason 1Ep. 34

33: An Outbreak in Borneo & Amorous Dolphins at the Beach

First, Ashley takes us on the “World’s Toughest Race” where leptospira bacteria are the real winners. We’re talking Eco-Challenge, and we’re a little too excited about it! Next, Phoebe tells us the truth behind all those dolphin “love” cave memes and we chat about who to watch out for in the dolphin world. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Sep 14, 202053 minSeason 1Ep. 33

32: Ocean City Mementos & Medical Bills in Morocco

Phoebe tells us about a very gruesome (and very cliche) couple who liked to use their vacation time to play "hide the purse" with terrified unwilling participants in Ocean City, Maryland. Then, Ashley takes us on an eventful camel ride in the Moroccan part of the Sahara Desert, and tells us why camels hate us all. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...

Sep 07, 202048 minSeason 1Ep. 32

31: The Sex Raft & Live Wires in St. Lucia

Ashley takes us on a sex raft (complete with poop net) to tell us about an anthropolgy experiment gone terribly wrong. Then Phoebe shocks us with a story about electrical problems on a family vacation in St. Lucia. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Aug 31, 202049 minSeason 1Ep. 31

30: Evening Predators in Glacier NP & Sarasota

First, Phoebe takes us on a trip to Glacier National Park to terrify us with the details of "the night of the grizzlies." Later, Ashley tells the story of "Jam and Coops," who went for a doomed stroll in Sarasota, FL. Prepare to be stalked through the darkness of night! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Aug 24, 202044 minSeason 1Ep. 30

29: Romantic Dead Ends in Madrid and Antigua

First, Ashley clues us in on some elder scams that might turn your granny from sweetheart to smuggler. Then, Phoebe tells us about a honeymoon gone horribly horribly wrong in Antigua. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Aug 17, 202054 minSeason 1Ep. 29

28: Canadian Highway Murders & The Tobagonian Ripper Pt. 2

First, Phoebe takes us on a Canadian road trip we’ll unfortunately never forget, and tells us about some amazing people who’s travels had to end for seemingly no reason. Then Ashley concludes her tale of the alleged Tobagonian ripper. If you haven’t listened to Ep. 27, go back and check that out first for part 1! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...

Aug 10, 202053 minSeason 1Ep. 28

27: The Tobagonian Ripper & the 88 Day Australian Visa

In Ashley’s story, the good news is that you’ve retired to a beautiful paradise island, the bad news is someone might want to kill you in your sleep. Phoebe then barely rescues us, by taking us to Australia where a bad man had a plan to get some “help” on his farm. Buckle up travelers, this one is gonna get reeeaaal bumpy. And by bumpy, I mean gory. Throw some headphones on if you have some kids around! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound...

Aug 03, 202043 minSeason 1Ep. 27

26: Sliding & Sinking in Benidorm, Spain & Zion National Park

Today we have an episode filled with things you didn’t know you had to worry about. Phoebe takes us to a very popular water park in Spain, then Ashley explores an old childhood villain who lurks in Zion National Park, Utah.

Jul 27, 202055 minSeason 1Ep. 26

25: Nails, Necks, & Legs in York, PA & Kruger National Park

Lynda, you’s a b*#!%! Find out more about this heinous ringleader as Ashley takes us to an unassuming town in Pennsylvania. Then, Phoebe takes us all the way across the globe to South Africa, where the big 5 roam free in Kruger National Park. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Jul 20, 202049 minSeason 1Ep. 26

24: Lost Down a Logging Road in Oregon

Phoebe explores a story (brought to us by friend of the show, Kaitlin) about a family who takes a not so short cut through the wilds of Oregon. Get your survival gear ready, we're about to get stuck in with this one! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Jul 13, 202048 minSeason 1Ep. 24

23: Sharks in Reunion & Pills in Cambodia

Come away with us to the sharkiest waters in the world for a very unfortunate 40th bday bash on Reunion Island. Then investigate why two women were found dead with pills mysteriously strewn all about their hotel room in Cambodia. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Jul 06, 202049 minSeason 1Ep. 23

22: Trouble with the Locals in the Marquesas Islands & Bampton

An adventurous pair of sailors get decoupled after a misunderstanding in the Marquesas Islands, and life in the quiet English village of Bampton becomes a hellscape of overeager tourists. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Jun 29, 202050 minSeason 1Ep. 22

21: Final Anniversaries in Phuket & BC

A noise complaint goes all wrong in Phuket, Thailand and a hangliding professional makes a grave mistake at Mt. Woodside, British Columbia. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Jun 22, 202049 minSeason 1Ep. 21

20: Unexpected Obstacles in Iceland and Manhattan

First up, Phoebe gets us lost on a flat but foggy beach in Iceland. Then Ashley tells us about some awesome Argentines who just wanted to celebrate their class reunion, and had a big old bummer of a bike ride in NYC instead. Join us as we crush your vacation hopes and dreams! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Jun 15, 202040 minSeason 1Ep. 20

19: Errors at Elevation in Luxor & Nepal

First, Ashley takes us on a hot air balloon ride, with a fiery captain, that we’ll definitely never forget. Then Phoebe gets us lost on a snowy Nepalese hiking trail, with only 2 chocolate books to sustain us! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Jun 08, 202048 minSeason 1Ep. 19

18: Final Destination Transportation in the Austrian Alps & Yosemite

Phoebe sucks all the fun out of funiculars with a devastating story about a little train that couldn’t, while Ashley tells us what happens when 5 Danny Devitos fall on a pair of newlyweds in one of America’s most beautiful national parks. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

Jun 01, 202051 minSeason 1Ep. 18

17: Caught off Guard in Tenerife & Mississippi

There are times when being prepared is simply not enough. Phoebe takes us to Tenerife and disrupts our carefree sunbathing, while Ashley cuts our road trip short down in Mississippi. Sometimes the inanimate objects of this world are just out to get you, so watch your back (but it still won't matter)! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org

May 25, 202037 minSeason 1Ep. 17
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