Be wary of who you choose to travel with; Ashley and Phoebe will tell you why! Ashley takes us on a luxurious trip to Bali with the wrong family members, while Phoebe sends us on a camping trip in Colorado with a guy who ends up a bit too "one with nature." Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
May 18, 2020•37 min•Season 1Ep. 16
First, Phoebe tells us about a disastrous family vacation on an Alaskan cruise, and explains the most basic difference between men and women. Later, Ashley takes us back to the good old days, a little time known as 1998, when the US military buzzed Alpine valleys in airplanes and people fell from the sky...wait, what? Join us for another chat about the awful side of vacations! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...
May 11, 2020•39 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Ashley takes us out on the water to tell us about the most devastating family vacation tragedy you might ever hear of, and why duck boats really should be banned. Meanwhile, Phoebe (still on her murder murder murder kick) tells us about a tinder date gone horribly wrong and about the highly problematic “rough sex” defense. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...
May 04, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Today Phoebe and Ashley are both telling stories about people being caught off guard by gun wielding terrible people. Phoebe takes us to Buenos Aires and tells us why we should leave our fancy watches at home, and Ashley takes us to the Republic of Georgia and makes us paranoid about hiring guides. Come along on trips that will totally bum you out, but also make you feel less sad about being stuck at home! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freeso...
Apr 27, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 13
If you’re in search of relaxing vacation pursuits, you’ve come to the wrong place! Today Ashley leads us a not so lovely hike among the ancient rice terraces in a small village in the Philippines, while Phoebe takes us along on a doomed birthday trip to the resort town of Playa Del Carmen, Mexico. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Apr 20, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 12
In this episode, we're talkin' deadly road trips! First, Phoebe tells a story about a GPS related tragedy in Death Valley. Then, Ashley reports on a pair of hitchhiking brides in Turkey. Join us and you may never want to get into a car again! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Apr 13, 2020•41 min•Season 1Ep. 11
First, Phoebe recounts the sweaty-palm inducing story of how a group of divers ended up on a tiny uninhabited island in Indonesia. Later, Ashley shares a cautionary tale about breaking laws you didn’t even know existed! Happy 10th episode anniversary! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Apr 06, 2020•39 min•Season 1Ep. 10
After listening to today’s tragic travel tales, you’ll be glad you’re quarantined! Ashley takes us to war torn 1990s Chechnya, with humanitarians Camilla Carr and Jon James, and Phoebe brings us fresh news about the current state of the last few cruise ships still floating around out there on the Coronavirus stricken seas. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...
Mar 30, 2020•49 min•Season 1Ep. 9
We’re here to entertain you while you hunker down in your Corona-bunkers! Ashley brings a story about a woman who was HORRIFICALLY murdered while visiting family in Jamaica. While Phoebe tells us about murderous tree wells at a Hallmark perfect ski resort! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Mar 23, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Today, Ashley brings you gross tales of genital loving parasites in Lake Malawi, and tells you all the places NOT to swim if you’re not a fan of having eggs laid inside you. Then, Phoebe tells us about one woman’s run in with an aggressive hippo on what was supposed to be a relaxing canoe trip down the Zambezi. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Mar 16, 2020•40 min•Season 1Ep. 7
In this episode we’ll crush your dreams with tales of people who almost got to have a nice relaxing retirement...almost. Phoebe tells us about pirates on the Arabian Sea (and how they’re really no rinky-dink operation)! And Ashley tells us an infuriating story about an Amtrak employee who just wouldn’t stay fired. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Mar 09, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Joshua Stevens and Unais Gomes go to the jungle for some soul searching and ayahuasca doing. One of them won’t make it out alive. This one is a real rollercoaster, and you will not believe how much insanity $1200 will buy you in Peru! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Mar 02, 2020•30 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Here’s a riddle, what do bed bugs and swollen hearts have to do with each other? Take a trip to Chiang Mai Thailand with Phoebe to find out! Then come and party all night in the Balearic Islands with Ashley, but don’t get any ideas about using the balcony as a toilet! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Feb 24, 2020•43 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Today we’re feeling the waves under us and the sun on our faces; it’s episode 3! First, Phoebe tells us about John Chau, a missionary who was dangerously persistent with the locals in the Andaman Islands. Then, Ashley tells us about Emma Kelty, a badass Amazon kayaker who was most definitely NOT a drug trafficker. Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Feb 17, 2020•46 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Episode 2 is dedicated to all you travelers with a safari or a hike on your horizon! First, Ashley tells us about some unfortunate visitors to Zambia and lays out all the reasons an elephant might kill you. In the second half, Phoebe confirms the worst fears of all solo hikers with tales of shady visitors and a maniac who liked to mess with trail markers! Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org...
Feb 11, 2020•45 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Welcome to the first episode of Early Departures! First, Phoebe takes us parasailing in India and gives us the lowdown on which harness style might not kill you! Later, Ashley brings us to Australia and asks the age old question, “What’s so fun about zip-lining anyway?” Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ ( www.jshaw.co.uk ) of Freesound.org
Feb 03, 2020•44 min•Season 1Ep. 1