The Democratic Party's favorability ratings have slipped to a historic low according to a CNN poll, with Bridget drawing on Tropic Thunder and the Dumpster Fire archives for an expert analysis of the contributing factors. 0:00 Chickens Come Home To Roost 10:06 - Quest 11:27 - Weather 11:54 - Chickens Still Coming Home To Roost 19:37 - Phetasy News 20:56 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and us...
Mar 19, 2025•22 min
“Mostly peaceful” Tesla attacks, Trump coins a new phrase, and the terrifying brilliance of Gavin Newsom’s podcast. 0:00 - Hypocrisy On Fire 8:26 - Sheath 9:29 - Weather 9:58 - This F*ckin' Guy 18:43 - Phetasy News 19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Mar 15, 2025•21 min
Bridget explains the rise of the JD Vance meme phenomenon and living through the dawn of AI. 0:00 - The Internet Is Glorious 9:29 - Quest 10:32 - Weather 11:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life 18:03 - Phetasy News 19:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Again - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus ep...
Mar 12, 2025•21 min
The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messaging is all over the place. They really need to get their sh*t together. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 9:49 - Qualia 11:01 - Weather 11: 26 - What Is STILL Happening? 17:17 - Phetasy News 18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at chec...
Mar 08, 2025•20 min
Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame. 0:00 - What Is Happening 12:51 - BON CHARGE 14:13 - Weather 14:40 - What Is Happening Continued 23:27 - Phetasy News 24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Mar 05, 2025•26 min
Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast marking the moment when podcasts are officially over, and Jake Tapper’s new book proves complicity in the Biden dementia cover up that he always denied. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 11:05 - Quest 12:17 - Weather 12:37 - This F*ckin Guy 16:24 - Breaking Bridget 23:28 - Phetasy News 24:38 - The Internet ...
Mar 01, 2025•27 min
Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, chaos ensued. And even though Bridget is sick of talking about him, it's hard to ignore the emperor of the world. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:29 - Caliber 8:51 - Weather 9:13 - My Nemesis Is STILL At It Again 21:13 - Phetasy News 22:23 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $...
Feb 26, 2025•24 min
Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez. 0:00 - Never Woke Enough 7:55 - Sheath 9:00 - Weather 9:33 - Everything Is Racist 16:35 - Phetasy News 17:39 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Feb 22, 2025•19 min
Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 6:03 - BON CHARGE 7:09 - Weather 7:35 - My Nemesis is Still At It Again 14:23 - Phetasy News 15:53 - The Internet Is Glorious Thank you to our sponsor BON CHARGE Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonu...
Feb 19, 2025•18 min
The staggering examples of government inefficiency being uncovered by DOGE continue, including a literal mine full of paperwork. And Bridget's take on the White House/Associated Press showdown over the Gulf of Mexmerica. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 9:03 - Quest 10:11 - Weather 10:36 - Breaking Bridget 19:58 - Phetasy News 21:11 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get...
Feb 15, 2025•23 min
A Super Bowl review, Trump, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, the end of celebrity, the return of the white dude, the controversial half-time show, and the terrible commercials. 0:00 - The Super Bowl 13:03 - Sheath 14:15 - Weather 14:34 - Super Bowl Ads 20:55 - Phetasy News 23:06 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...
Feb 12, 2025•24 min
Trump’s makin’ moves - almost too many to keep up with. Elon’s DOGE team is following the money, pissing people off, and we are here for it. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 5:01 - Quest 6:38 - Weather 7:02 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 16:15 - Phetasy News 17:34 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other s...
Feb 08, 2025•19 min
The everyman's take on Trump's tariffs against Mexico, Canada & China, plus Elon's takeover of the government, and the Democrats continue to demonstrate that they have learned absolutely nothing. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 2:07 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:07 - Qualia 8:31 - Weather 8:52 - Never Woke Enough 12:47 - Phetasy News 14:08 - The Internet Is Glorious Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at ...
Feb 05, 2025•16 min
The RFK Jr. confirmation hearings, is he just the kind of crazy we need? To vax or not to vax. Plus Bridget’s unfiltered opinions and her unparalleled impressions. 0:00 - Parade of Morons 8:45 - BON CHARGE 9:59 - Weather 10:23 - Parade of Morons Continued 17:21 - Caliber 18:23 - Phetasy News 20:54 - The Internet Is Glorious Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE and Caliber - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off - Transform your fitness with science based trainin...
Feb 01, 2025•22 min
Bridget breaks down the variety of Histrionic Personality Disorder we've seen on the internet since Trump's reelection and shares her golden rule for social media content. 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 12:20 - The Perfect Jean 13:49 - Weather 14:44 - Breaking Bridget 18:49 - Phetasy News 19:58 - The Internet Is Glorious Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at The Perfect Jean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other ...
Jan 29, 2025•21 min
Bridget breaks down DEI and explains how they're actually very regressive and biased policies. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 14:52 - Qualia 16:16 - Weather 16:59 - Phetasy News 17:15 - The Internet Is Glorious Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at checkout for an additional 15% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phe...
Jan 25, 2025•20 min
Bridget breaks down Trump's executive order Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government. 0:00 - WOMEN! 13:42 - XX-XY 14:44 - Weather 15:15 - Phetasy News 15:57 - The Internet Is Glorious - Shop the only athletic brand that stands up for women’s sports and spaces XX-XY Athletics - use the code: DUMPSTER20 for 20% off This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www....
Jan 24, 2025•17 min
Elon makes an awkward gesture and the Left goes insane. Democrats clearly haven't learned a thing. 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 10:36 - Quest 11:42 - Weather 12:02 - Phetasy News 13:12 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Jan 23, 2025•15 min
Trump is President again. See the highlights of his inauguration, the question of whether or not he can deliver on his promises. And Biden's last minute pardon-fest. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 12:01 - Caliber 13:24 - Weather 13:52 - Breaking Bridget 18:52 - Phetasy News 19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or g...
Jan 22, 2025•21 min
Biden's farewell speech to America flops, and the trans debate in women's sports continues. 0:00 - Senile-In-Chief 9:25 - Sheath 10:31 - Weather 10:54 - WOMEN! 19:38 - Quest 20:46 - Phetasy News 22:13 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode....
Jan 18, 2025•24 min
Zuckerberg changes his tune and revises Meta's censorship and content moderation policies. Trump is Trumping again with the Gulf of America, annexing Greenland, and making Canada a state. 0:00 - Bandwagon Jumper 8:03 - XX-XY 9:56 - Weather 10:13 - Trump-In-Chief AGAIN 16:30 - BON CHARGE 17:43 - Phetasy News 18:51 - The Internet Is Glorious - Shop the only athletic brand that stands up for women’s sports and spaces - use the code: DUMPSTER20 for 20% off - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Re...
Jan 15, 2025•20 min
Bridget breaks down the devastation of the Los Angeles fires, the incompetent leadership and the 3 worst types of takes that can be found online. 0:00 - LA Fires - Incompetent Leadership 10:02 - Sheath 11:03 - Bad Take 1 13:48 - Bad Take 2 16:33 - Quest 17:40 - Weather 18:01 - Bad Take 3 20:08 - Where to Donate 20:52 - Phetasy News 21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Prioritize your health and find ...
Jan 11, 2025•23 min
Justin Trudeau is out as Canada’s Prime Minister and Elon is a complicated King of the World who uses his power for both good and evil - immigration, grooming gangs & censorship. 0:00 - Blame Canada 3:18 - BON CHARGE 4:54 - Weather 5:20 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 11:10 - Caliber 12:20 - My Nemesis Is At It Again Cont'd 21:07 - Phetasy News 21:50 - The Internet Is Glorious - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off - Transform your fitness with science based...
Jan 08, 2025•24 min
STD rates amongst the Olds are skyrocketing because no one wants to think about grandma's dry vagina, and all the reasons you should not become a social media influencer. 0:00 - Olds-In-Flagrante 5:25 - Quest 5:38 - Weather 6:00 - Breaking Bridget 12:29 - Phetasy News 13:26 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Dec 30, 2024•15 min
Bridget and the rest of the Dumpster Fire team review their favorite things of 2024, from cookbooks to comedians, books, movies, shows, apps, and furniture. 0:00 - Bridget's Favorite Things 12:11 - Cousin Maggie's Favorite Things 15:27 - Caliber (Bridget & Maggie's Favorite Thing) 17:40 - Weather 18:04 - The Dumpster Fire Team's Favorite Things 21:28 - Phetasy News 22:06 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your...
Dec 23, 2024•24 min
China has access to all of our phone calls and text messages and no one cares, CNN helped free a torturer from prison and no one cares, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson performs on Broadway and no on cares, turns out all the conspiracies about the FBI and January 6th might be true and no one cares. 0:00 - Get Rekt China 5:31 - Beyond Parody 10:04 - Sheath 11:17 - Weather 11:40 - What Is Happening? 14:12 - Fake News 17:57 - Phetasy News 18:46 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Shea...
Dec 19, 2024•20 min
Trump is Time Magazine's Person of the Year and the Trump/Hitler comparisons continue, America's still cheering for alleged murderer Luigi Mangione, unexplained drones over New Jersey and what Bridget will look like in 10 years due to lack of sleep. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 2:22 - What Is Happening 6:36 - BON CHARGE 7:50 - Weather 8:12 - Conspiracy Theories We're Not Sure About 11:40 - Breaking Bridget 16:20 - Phetasy News 17:18 - The Internet Is Glorious - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARG...
Dec 16, 2024•19 min
How is anyone still named Luigi in 2024? Something is happening in Syria and it's our job as Americans to know as little as possible about it. Daniel Penny was found not guilty. Trump gets his flirt on with Jill Biden and simultaneously launches a new cologne. Turns out men CAN'T breastfeed, who knew? 0:00 - It Keeps Gettin' Weirder 5:59 - Daniel Penny Acquitted 8:17 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 9:07 - Sheath Underwear 10:17 - Weather 10:32 - Troll-In-Chief Again 12:11 - WOMEN! 14:32 - Phe...
Dec 12, 2024•17 min
United Healthcare CEO is shot and people have..... thoughts. Who on earth thought investing in the Hawk Tuah meme coin was a good idea? 0:00 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real 12:08 - Caliber 13:15 - Weather 13:34 - Game of Stonks 15:40 - Phetasy News 17:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. Get 20% off old school Phetasy Merch on orders over $50 at bridget...
Dec 09, 2024•18 min
Joe Biden pardons Hunter, shocking no one except the mainstream media. The new Jag has been revealed and it's probably too gay even for the gays. 0:00 - Journavism 11:16 - BON CHARGE 12:24 - Weather 12:45 - Beyond Parody 15:13 - Phetasy News 16:10 - The Internet is Glorious Watch the entire Tom Elliot supercut of the Corporate media saying: Obviously Biden would never pardon Hunter Subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and ...
Dec 05, 2024•18 min
