Kamala has a strange message of hope. Dax Shepard is the left's Joe Rogan. The Democrats haven't learned a damn thing. And Bridget is the Tony Robbins of women on coke. 0:00 - What Is Happening 5:23 - Quest 6:33 - Weather 6:55 - Breaking Bridget 14:24 - Phetasy News 15:59 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss t...
Dec 02, 2024•17 min
What does "holding space" even mean? The emotional Wicked press tour, tips for surviving Thanksgiving with your family, Shane Gillis rehabs Bud Light's brand, a multi-million dollar banana and Bridget's rant about new money. 0:00 - Tips for Surviving Thanksgiving 5:19 - What Is Happening 9:30 - Sheath 10:34 - Weather 10:57 - Capitalism Always Wins 14:20 - Dumpster Diving 16:00 - Phetasy News 17:45 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save ...
Nov 28, 2024•20 min
The Dumpster Fire prophecy has been fulfilled, Matt Gaetz is out, you can't quit X, Morning Joe tanks, Jaguar Bud Lights their brand, robot makes other robots lazier, The View exists just to be mocked, and Joe Rogan - Dragon Believer. 0:00 - WaterGaetz 1:59 - What Is Happening 8:26 - Beyond Parody 12:18 - BON CHARGE 13:34 - Weather 13:52 - Get Rekt Big Tech 15:32 - Dumpster Diving 17:13 - Phetasy News 18:49 - The Internet Is Glorious Please subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube channel - htt...
Nov 25, 2024•20 min
Why would anyone defend a politician? The Trump Dance is the new cool. And how did Kamala blow $1.5 billion in 15 weeks? 0:00 - Sacred Cows 3:28 - The Cool Kids 10:46 - Caliber 11:56 - Weather 12:18 - The Losers 14:13 - Phetasy News 16:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Please subscribe to the More Bridget Phetasy YouTube channel where we’ll be moving Walk-Ins Welcome - https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 o...
Nov 21, 2024•17 min
Trump's Cabinet picks are going to Make America Hot Again. The Haka disrupts New Zealand Parliament and Bridget is a onboard, and a breastfeeding advocate is fired for refusing to teach "chestfeeding." 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 8:01 - Quest 9:21 - What Is Happening? 12:31 - Weather 12:54 - Breaking Bridget 17:28 - Phetasy News 18:39 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/su...
Nov 18, 2024•20 min
What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignorant? Thank you for proving we're not alone! 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 7:02 - Sheath Underwear 8:12 - Weather 8:31 - Unbroken Bridget 15:42 - Phetasy News 16:28 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscr...
Nov 14, 2024•18 min
People are posting their meltdowns online, never a good idea. How Gen X saved America, and why the winners should still extend grace and stay humble. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 14:21 - BON CHARGE 15:35 - Weather 15:32 - Unbroken Bridget 17:09 - Phetasy News 18:33 - The Internet Is Glorious - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code F...
Nov 11, 2024•20 min
Bridget breaks down all the reasons why the Democrats lost in a landslide. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 18:36 - Quest 19:47 - Weather 20:04 - Welcome To Phetasy 24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Nov 07, 2024•26 min
Peanut the Squirrel could tip the election, and Bridget gives her haters the gift of being able to say "I told you so." 0:00 - What Is Happening? 4:52 - BON CHARGE 6:04 - Weather 6:23 - Breaking Bridget 12:27 - Phetasy News 13:46 - The Internet Is Glorious - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off use promo code BRIDGET This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Nov 05, 2024•15 min
Tony Hinchcliffe calls Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage, Biden calls Trump's supporters garbage, and Trump dresses as a garbage man for a rally. This is our election cycle. 0:00 - Introduction 0:39 - Electile Dysfunction 6:37 - Sheath Underwear 8:00 - Weather 8:24 - Phetasy News 9:20 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or...
Nov 04, 2024•11 min
The big reveal - Bridget made her choice. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Nov 02, 2024•11 min
Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out there instead of driving them away with talk of body count and crazy cat ladies? 0:00 - WOMEN! 10:14 - Weather 10:42 - WOMEN! continued 12:31 - Quest 13:42 - Phetasy News 14:22 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This ...
Nov 01, 2024•16 min
Surviving the election with your sanity intact, and progressives are vastly overestimating the American train system. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 6:52 - Caliber 7:59 - Weather 8:14 - What Is Happening 12:00 - Phetasy News 13:07 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com...
Oct 30, 2024•14 min
Trump sits down with Rogan and is his usual self, Kamala pisses off Beyoncé fans who were expecting a free concert. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 9:33 - Caliber 10:41 - Weather 11:06 - President-In-Waiting 13:23 - Phetasy Merch 13:37 - Phetasy News 14:24 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, vi...
Oct 27, 2024•17 min
McDonald's E. coli outbreak after Trump's appearance must be the work of the deep state, right? Kamala is allergic to answering questions. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 4:33 - Quest 5:40 - Weather 6:30 - President-In-Waiting 14:35 - Election 2024 Merch 15:05 - Phetasy News 15:57 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss thi...
Oct 25, 2024•17 min
Trump's McDonald's "stunt" is a brilliant move and causes the Left to lose their minds, again. Trump also talks about Arnold Palmer's wang and Bridget has a question for the guys. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 9:55 - Caliber 11:12 - Weather 11:43 - What Is Happening? 14:22 - Phetasy News End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Thanks to our sponsor Caliber - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - https://caliberstrong.com/dump...
Oct 23, 2024•17 min
Elon's Mechazilla catches his rocket and dudes everywhere got turned on, Bridget puts aside old grudges and declares him no longer her nemesis, Christopher Columbus might have been a Jew, your robot vacuum might be spying on you, racist holiday candles, God has a sense ironic justice, and Russell Brand is the biggest grifter of them all. 0:00 - Everything Is Racist 2:44 - Siri, Please Take My Life 3:38 - Cool Science Sh*t 7:03 - Weather 7:35 - Sheath & Quest 9:39 - Dumpster Diving 12:27 - Br...
Oct 20, 2024•21 min
A video intending to drum up support among men for the Harris/Walz campaign goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Do Democrats even know what men are anymore? 0:00 - Beyond Parody 6:46 - Quest 7:54 - Weather 8:22 - Electile Dysfunction 10:58 - Phetasy News 11:29 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with o...
Oct 18, 2024•13 min
The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump rally, CBS edits Kamala's answer in an interview, WOMEN are fighting back in sports, TikTok is on the verge of being banned, Gen Z discovers whippets, and Hurricane Helene shows us no one is coming. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 14:07 - Sheath & Caliber 16:24 - Journavism 21:55 - WOMEN! 26:09 - Quest & BON CHARGE 28:36 - Weather 29:10 - Get Re...
Oct 13, 2024•48 min
There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadership and a lot of d*cks were blown off, Olivia Nuzzi aggressively sends nudes to RFK Jr., P. Diddy and a pyramid scheme of pedos, China passes off Chows as Pandas, Gen Z discovers Hitler, and Dick Cheney endorses Kamala. 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 7:11 - The Making of a Lot of Eunuchs 10:31 - Sheath & Caliber 12:48 - Electile Dysfunction 14:51 - Weath...
Sep 29, 2024•42 min
"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken. Watch the Premiere on YouTube and join the LIVE CHAT at 1pm. 0:00 - Elect...
Sep 15, 2024•35 min
Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's team. Americans ignore the fact that all of their social security numbers have been stolen. Revisiting the most fun, viral moments of the Olympics. The Taliban bans women from speaking in public because apparently men are incapable of controlling themselves. And Bridget marvels at the spin cyclone trying to make us believe that Kamala is something new and differen...
Aug 31, 2024•44 min
The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel culture, New York discovers trash cans, Bridget's hatred of wind farms in the ocean, why the Democrats deserve to lose, the scandal of the Biden cover up, and the RNC with Kid Rock, Dana White, Hulk Hogan & Trump 0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 13:42 - Electile Dysfunction 18:31 - Quest & Sheath Underwear 20:54 - Cancelled 23:53 - Weather 24:25 - Dumpster ...
Jul 21, 2024•49 min
Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 16:16 - Sheath Underwear 17:24 - Cap...
Jul 07, 2024•37 min
Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed a Colombian paramilitary group and Disney continues its destruction of the Star Wars franchise with The Acolyte. Climate change LARPers spray paint Stonehenge, the Surgeon General tries to warn about the dangers of social media, that Amazon tribe was NOT addicted to porn, and the mainstream media tries to gaslight us into believing we don't all kno...
Jun 23, 2024•35 min
Did Biden poop his pants in Normandy? Trump has been convicted, now what? If the Ayatollah and Al Qaeda are commending you are you really on the right side of history? Hamas Girl Summer has a fashion line, Queers for Palestine can't make up their minds, lesbians are being banned from lesbian dating apps for saying no to penises, Amazon tribe gets hooked on porn, and Bridget rants about Fauci. 0:00 - Senile-In-Charge 3:49 - Troll Convicted 10:11 - Bridget's Standup Appearances 13:00 - What Is Hap...
Jun 09, 2024•49 min
Your racist grandpa yelling at your senile grandpa, aka the Trump v Biden debates, there was a b*tch fight In Congress, when AI suffers from depression, racist liberals, helicopter crashes, and Bridget's full Texas mom transition. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 7:47 - What Is Happening? 12:35 - Sheath Underwear 13:40 - Karma's A Bitch 15:57 - Weather 16:38 - WOMEN! 21:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life 25:04 - Parade of Morons 29:03 - BON CHARGE 30:19 - Dumpster Diving 33:18 - Breaking Bridget 37:...
May 26, 2024•40 min
Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders either have brain worms or wear diapers, and Bridget reviews the Brady roast. 0:00 - Hamas Girl Summer 9:21 - This F*ckin Guy 15:15 - Sheath Underwear 16:37 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 20:35 - Parade of Morons 23:09 - Weather 23:51 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 25:16 - Comedy's Last Stand 29:32 - BON CHARGE 30:50 - Dumpster Diving 33:56 - Breaki...
May 12, 2024•42 min
What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to cook a turkey? Are the kids and the furries teaming up to troll us all? 0:00 - What Is Happening 6:35 - Senile-In-Chief 14:02 - Get Rekt, China 15:45 - Sheath Underwear 17:56 - Weather 18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech 20:30 Dumpster Diving 22:56 - Bridget Appearances 26:26 - Breaking Bridget 35:05 - Phetasy News 37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious Check out ...
Apr 28, 2024•39 min
Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse? 0:00 - Troll Indicted 4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out 7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty 9:56 - Weather 10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life 13:17 - BON CHARGE 14:34 - Dumpster Diving 17:39 - Breaking Bridget 22:16 - Phetasy...
Apr 21, 2024•25 min
