DPT Mini - Jay Light - Your Son Is A Liar
This week Daniel, Jay and Randy welcome Jay Light to town to hear a classic Lego in the nose story with a SWEET ending.
Sep 18, 2020•25 min
Dumb People Town
It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown
Episodes
Greg Fitzsimmons - Blood On A Chainsaw
This week Greg Fitzsimmons comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about 2 people with chainsaws that attack the wrong group. In the second story, a woman "needs some air" while on a plane. And in the 3rd story there are some sword shenanigans in a pawn shop.
Sep 15, 2020•54 min
Eliza Skinner - Napkin Note
This week Eliza Skinner comes two town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In the first story a man takes a passive approach to robbing a store. In the second story, a woman takes an underground water wide. In story three Eliza give a personal story from her neighborhood.
Sep 08, 2020•55 min
Matteo Lane - Turkey Tales
This week Matteo Lane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman who calls the police to report mystery meat in a supermarket purchase.
Sep 04, 2020•25 min
David Spade - Prime Delivery
This week David Spade joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in Dumb People Town. In story one, a driver makes a special delivery in a customers yard. In story two a man gets stuck under a bridge while looking for catfish. In story three a woman tries to hire a hitman.
Sep 01, 2020•41 min
DPT Live - Jim Gaffigan and Ben Lee - The Penis Master
This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Ben Lee. To kick off the show, Daniel reads headlines and Jim and Ben find out who their Florida Man is. In story one, they hear a story about a man who loses a body part only to have it reappear in another location. In story two, a couple argue over pasta.
Aug 25, 2020•2 hr 35 min
DPT Mini - Rev Dr. Christopher Stackhouse - The Golf Ball Plague
This week Daniel, Jay and Randy welcome Rev Dr. Christopher Stackhouse to town to hear a mysterious story of someone is leaving surprises all over a town.
Aug 21, 2020•34 min
Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger - Must Love Dogs *
This week, Daniel, Jason and Randy are joined by Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger. In story one a couple is arrested for walking a dog without the appropriate attire. In story two, parents find a creative way to punish their kid. In the final story a girl blames her behavior on her horoscope.
Aug 18, 2020•55 min
Sam Jay - Peacock Joy Ride
This week Sam Jay comes to town and to hear about a woman who came home from her holiday with a permanent reminder of the trip. In story two, a man takes an unauthorized ride in an ambulance. In the final story a team of doctors make an unusual discovery while checking a woman's sore throat.
Aug 11, 2020•43 min
DPT Mini - Hunter Duncan - Kringle In The Hallway
For this Friday episode, Hunter Duncan comes to town to hear about a man at a hotel arrested for threatening another guest.
Aug 07, 2020•25 min
Adam Cayton-Holland - Amber's Trash
This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, the internet comes together to give a tip to a barrista after getting yelled at for asking a woman to wear a mask and the woman also thinks she deserves a tip. In story two, authorities search for a man in a sewer. In the final story, a Texas woman is banned from Wall-Mart for inappropriately demanding a discount.
Aug 04, 2020•59 min
Judah Friedlander - Pizza Battery
This week Judah Friedlander comes to town to hang out with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, a couple is arrested after a fight involving a late night snack. In story two a man has a very good reason for speeding. In story three a woman reports a bad meal to 911.
Jul 28, 2020•51 min
DPT Mini - Greg Warren - Horsin' Around at KFC
This week Greg Warren joins Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear a story about a man who is denied service at a KFC drive-thru.
Jul 24, 2020•27 min
Kyle Kanaine - Space is Fake
This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, they hear about a flat earth activist trying to educate children in front of a school. In story two, a man tries to leave his mark on a stadium field. In story three doctors are surprised to find a phone charger inside a mans body.
Jul 21, 2020•56 min
Jessica Kirson - Cool Dad
This week Jessica Kirson comes to town to celebrate Dumb with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In the first story, a Florida man encourages a young driver to speed while driving. In story two, a man drinks too much and seeks the company of monkeys. In the third story a Florida man gets in a frisbee accident with an alligator.
Jul 14, 2020•43 min
DPT Mini - Alex Edelman - Whippet Real Good
A Syracuse man rams his car into a smoke shop and get into a fight with an EMT.
Jul 10, 2020•25 min
Beth Stelling - The Pizzas Are Coming From Inside The House
This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Beth Stelling to town. In story one a man is terrorized for nearly a decade by mysterious food deliveries. In story two, an Australian teenager takes an insane dare to impress a woman. In story three, a nude sunbather is mistaken for be dead.
Jul 07, 2020•53 min
Yedoye Travis - What YOU Did Is Wrong!
This week Yedoye Travis comes to town to hang out with Daniel, Jason and Randy and hear some stories. In story one, a man is accused of turning his house into a restaurant. In story two, a woman is reunited with her missing cat after many years. In story three stale cereal causes a fight between roommates.
Jun 30, 2020•47 min
DPT Mini - Ben Gleib - D.W.R. (Drinking While Rafting)
Ben Gleib joins Daniel, Jason and Randy for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to hear about a man who needed to be rescued from floating down the river.
Jun 26, 2020•25 min
Adam Ray - Lin Manuel Miranda Rights
This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Adam Ray to town. In story one, a man offers a matter of fact admission to a crime. In story two, a thief finds his social media is taken over when he leaves his phone at the scene of the crime. In story three a description of a mans life causes his obituary to go viral.
Jun 23, 2020•45 min
Michael Ian Black - Trouser Machete
This week, Michael Ian Black comes to town to visit Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, an Australian man’s arranges a Facebook meeting to live out his sexual fantasy. In story two, a man leaves his personal information behind after shoplifting. In story three, watermelons are used in a robbery.
Jun 16, 2020•42 min
DPT Mini - Nate Craig - A.Lo Robbery
A man is arrested after robbing Dunkin' donuts multiple times in a month.
Jun 12, 2020•23 min
Jeff Ross - Eat. Pray. Steal.
This week, Jeff Ross comes to town to visit with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, WE HAVE A GREENLEE about a naked woman who has an altercation with a cyclist and Jeff gives Will Greenlee a mini roast. In story two, a man is on a mission to heat up his Hot Pockets. In story three, a red mustang is involved in an unlikely race.
Jun 09, 2020•42 min
Jimmy O. Yang - Hidden Valley Shade
This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jimmy O. Yang to town to hear about a story about a man who returns some trash to the rightful owner. In story two, a man is sent an invoice for damages after a demonstration by Satanists. In story three, a man is offended in a drive-thru.
Jun 03, 2020•53 min
#TheShowMustBePaused
Dumb People Town will not be releasing an episode or any promotional posts tomorrow. We will be observing Blackout Tuesday and encourage our listeners to do the same. Use the day to reflect on the lives that have been lost due to racism and injustice. Spread the word about organizations and programs that are offering help in during this necessary time of calling for change. And if possible, donate to those organizations and programs. We stand with all the people striving to fix our broken system...
Jun 02, 2020•58 sec
DPT Mini - Katie Rich - Distant Bar Socializing
Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Katie Rich for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. In today’s story, a woman in Florida ignores social distancing and then reporting
May 29, 2020•27 min
Nikki Glaser - Vino Diesel
This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Nikki Glaser to town. To start, in story one a scantily clad wine enthusiast does extreme wine tasking. In story two, a man robs a neighbors home and leaves a trail of clues behind. In story three, a couple of guys at an Applebee’s get angry at last call.
May 26, 2020•53 min
Josh Gondelman - CoRATeral Damage
Josh Gondleman joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear three great stories. In story one, a man is forced to quarantine in a ghost town he owns. In story two, the Lucky Devil Lounge in Oregon finds another way to safely bring dancers to an audience. In story three, a man chooses a dangerous way to deal with a rat problem.
May 19, 2020•56 min
DPT Mini - Myq Kaplan - The Great Pizza Detective
Myq Kaplan joins Daniel, Jason and Randy for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town! Daniel brings the story about a couple who is trying to help a local pizza restaurant but didn’t get what they were expecting.
May 15, 2020•26 min
Tom Papa - I'm Going to Disney World
Tom Papa joins Daniel, Jason and Randy to discuss this celebrate stories sent in by our listeners. In story 1, a British medieval enthusiast takes on harassing neighborhood kids. In story 2 a man is caught camping on a private Disney island. In story 3, a 5 year old steals his parents car go after his dream car.
May 12, 2020•51 min